My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Hey! How much sorrow can you have? Boredom makes me more sorrowful! "Ah~ I'm going to grow mushrooms~!"

"Where is it? Where is it?" Ming put down the food he had just prepared, "I'll help you pick it off!" How could mushrooms grow there? Could it be that Ye was an elf beast?

"Don't you see the huge mushroom on your head?"

Ming Shicheng shook his head and said, "Didn't you see it? Where is it?" As he said that, he started to pull Shi Erye's hair.

"That's right, you didn't see it! I ate it!" Shi Erye said seriously.

"Ah?! Mushrooms should be cooked, why did you eat them raw? Are you poisoned? I'll go find the witch doctor!" Ming was in a hurry to go out.

"Hey, hey, come back! I haven't finished talking yet, it's okay now! I'm just so lonely!"

“???…” Ahhh… crows flew by in a line.

Okay, this joke is a bit awkward. "Hehe! I'm kidding, I'm just feeling bored. Ouch!"

Ming Jian saw that Erye was indeed fine, and then he felt relieved. "Eat first! Let's eat, I'll be bored with you!"

"Big Tiger, you have turned bad!"

"Ye said, your happiness is my happiness, so I will just accompany you in your boredom that night." Ming put the fried egg into Shi Erye's bowl.

That makes sense! The big tiger who learned from watching and applying what he learned to other situations. Shi Erye was speechless to refute. He could only turn his grief and anger into appetite and eat this "bastard!"

Ming Jian saw Erye chewing the fried eggs with big mouthfuls, as if she was choking. He happily added more dishes to her plate. Hmm...it seems that her cooking skills have been recognized.

But is Ye really not an elf from the elf tribe? "That Ye, do you know the elves?"

"? Elf?!" This is too much! Deep down, she inherited the old Shi's middle school personality. Shi Erye likes watching anime, especially elves. After saying that, she stopped eating, wiped her hands, and showed Ming her specialty.

Let’s start with a Pokémon. “Ahem…humph…Pikachu~100,000 volts! Pikachu~! Meowth~That’s it! Meowth!” How about a medley of Pikachu and Meowth’s classic quotes!

Um... and this "Oh~! Azcat, help me catch the damn Smurfs! Ah~... Run! Gargamel is coming! Ah~ There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They are lively and smart, brave and agile~..."

"how is it going?"

"Hmm... the song is pretty nice..."

"That's it?" Looks like I have to use my trump card!

Think about my childhood goddess Angewomon! , with her iconic long legs, plump... ahem... well... fortunately, I have what the angel has. If you don't say that good hardware configuration is half the battle!

"Tailmon super evolution, Angewomon!" Shi Erye exposed two slender, white, tender arms. Showing off his straight and slender legs! He made a heart sign to Ming! "Angewomon~! How's it going?"

The meat held by the chopsticks fell into the bowl. "Yeah! Ye looks good no matter what! Looks good!"

"Don't you even praise me, this elf, for my perfect imitation?" I've been jumping around for so long in vain. Sigh! I might as well just eat my meal.

Shi Erye, who was deeply shocked, returned to the dinner table and worked hard to eat.

Seeing that Shi Erye was unhappy, Ming comforted her, "Ye is much more beautiful than the elves! Especially her figure... well... the elves are all small, Ye..."

"Pfft! How do you know that? You talk as if you've seen it before, and you just say it without thinking?" Shi Erye didn't want such comfort.

"I have seen it!" Ming said unconvinced. "Really!" In order to prove that he was not lying, Ming told Shi Erye about the elves.

"They live in the mountains in the north. When I was very young, I followed my mother to visit my grandfather. That day, the mayor of the Beast City captured an elf and wanted to show it to the noble beasts in the city in the Colosseum. The elf's hands and feet could not move. It could open and close its mouth but could not speak. It was miserable..."

"What happened later?" Shi Erye became anxious.

"After the exhibition, the elf was put in a cage and prepared to be made into a specimen."

Oh my god! So cruel? "What bad things did the elf do to deserve such punishment?" Shi Erye was heartbroken. Her favorite anime character was the elf. In her impression, elves were all cute and kind.

"No! She didn't do anything bad, on the contrary, she did something good!"

"Hmm? Why is that?"

Ming sighed. He didn't want Shi Erye to know the ugliness of this world. But reality is so cruel. Power is power, and you can do anything without reason.

"I heard that the city lord was injured in the forest and it was the elves who saved him. I don't know how he coaxed the young and ignorant elf into following him back to the Beast City. Later, the elf used elven magic to heal him. But she didn't know that the city lord was an avid collector of specimens. Flowers, trees, plants and animals could no longer satisfy his hobby. He extended his evil hand to the elves." It is possible that the city lord's purpose in the forest was to find the elves.

"Ah! A bitch who repays kindness with enmity! A shameless scoundrel executioner!" Shi Erye was so angry that he jumped up and down. Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

Looking at Shi Erye who hated evil, in order not to make her angry, he decided to tell her the result quickly.

"Not dead! Not dead!"

"Is the elf okay? Which hero saved her?" Hearing the happy ending, Shi Erye's attention was drawn. He didn't care about being angry and asked Ming immediately.

Ming sat up straight and puffed out his chest, "I! am the hero that Ye was talking about!"

"You?" It's not that I don't believe in Ming's ability. He said he was still a child. How could he save the elves guarded by the beasts? You're not lying to me just to make me happy, are you?

Seeing that Erye didn't believe it, Ming hurriedly said, "It's true, and we have the help of our father and mother."

"Hmm? And father and mother? Hmm...that makes sense. How were they rescued?" Shi Erye couldn't wait to know about the thrilling rescue operation!

"After the exhibition, the noble beasts were able to see the elves up close. My mother is a noble, and when she took me to see the elves, there was a fire outside. You know, inside the Colosseum, there were all kinds of rare and exotic animals collected by the city lord. Everyone went to put out the fire, and the weak and timid nobles were in chaos. Taking advantage of the opportunity, I turned into a little tiger, squeezed into the cage, and brought the elves out. Then I found my father and put the elves in his space."

"Wow! That's amazing. Father and mother are amazing." He clapped his hands. Looking at the little tiger who didn't get any praise, Shi Erye said, "Of course, the most amazing one is the little tiger who rescued the elf from the cage!" "Well! Well!" He kissed Ming's cheeks hard.

"Did my father set the fire?" Shi Erye asked in a low voice?

Ming smiled and nodded.

"But the elves are missing. Will the city lord let it go? Will he suspect you? Do we have to go home quickly?"

"No! We can't go home. I remember that the city lord did suspect a lot of noble beasts, including us. In the following days, we were the same as before. My father and mother knew that the city lord was in the dark, watching at all times. When interrogating my father that day, my grandfather testified for him, saying that my father had been with him the whole time. Although he was cleared of suspicion, the city lord didn't believe it. The city lord is suspicious by nature and cruel."

"Father and mother stayed for a long time just like in previous years before taking us back. The people of the Dark City Lord also came to the southern border with us. Later, when they found nothing unusual, they left."

"Once we were sure it was safe, we sent the elves back to the forest."

"I didn't expect the elf's journey home would be so difficult!" Shi Erye sniffed and said, "Luckily she met you kind people. Otherwise... the consequences would be disastrous."

"Haha... How can I do good deeds for no reason? It's because my mother has received a favor. When she was little, she was tricked into the forest and got lost. It was the elves who saved her. She is repaying the favor. My mother said that elves are a kind of magical orcs. They love to sing, can do magic, grow mushrooms, and love to eat mushrooms... Ye said that mushrooms grew on his head, and Ye loves to sing, so..."

"So you think I'm an elf, right?" "Hahaha..." "Alright! Just advertise it like this, sister! Unfortunately, I don't know magic."