I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Spring is the season when all things come back to life. The grass turns green, the trees sprout, the flowers bloom, and the birds sing on the branches early in the morning.

The frogs woke up from hibernation and croaked in the fields. The wheat seedlings in the fields were rippling with green as the spring breeze blew by.

Spring is such a wonderful season.

There were smiles on people's faces.

The children put on their schoolbags, licked their lollipops and went to school happily.

The young man slung a small backpack over his shoulder and rode his bicycle leisurely to work.

The old people finished their breakfast and were pushing baby strollers in groups of two or three, whispering:

Your grandchildren are so cute, chubby and plump.

Your grandchildren are so cute, chubby and fat.

Do you drink breast milk or formula at home?

Our baby has been drinking powdered milk since birth, and he has lost weight in the past two days.

……

Spring is truly a season of excitement.

There are people coming and going on the bus, and the traffic is very busy.

Xiao Ming happily asked his grandfather: "I want to walk to kindergarten today, I don't want to take the bus."

Grandpa smiled and nodded: "Then let's walk today. The bus over there is broken down and we can't take it."

"Why?" Xiao Ming asked his grandfather curiously.

Grandpa said: "I don't know who welded the door of the bus shut. You can't get on, and the people on it can't get off."

"Why?" Xiao Ming asked his grandfather curiously.

"There aren't so many whys in the world. Just study hard and you'll understand when you grow up."

"Okay, Grandpa, let's go. I want to grow up quickly~"

Grandpa sighed: "It would be nice to be a child forever. I would always be happy. The adult world is so complicated."

Spring is a vibrant season.

The employees of Zhuzhu Village Pig Farm are filled with smiles every day. For them, raising pigs is not just a job. Getting along with the cute pigs is a happy thing.

The first thing they do after getting up every day is to check the mental state of the pigs in the pigsty to see if they slept well the night before. If a pig does not have drooling marks at the corners of its mouth, it means it did not sleep well the night before.

Feed the pigs in the morning and play with them in the afternoon.

The pigs in pig farms have very high mental requirements. They not only need to eat well, but also have fun.

A small yo-yo can no longer satisfy their hobbies, so the pig farm recently bought a batch of seesaws, slides, and carousels...

As long as the pigs are willing to play, they will try their best to satisfy them.

Not only are the pigs in the pig farm treated well, the benefits for the pig farm employees are also great.

The company has purchased five insurances and one fund for each employee, and the basic salary is three times the local average level.

With such good treatment, not everyone can easily get the job. The pig farm first considers the villagers of Benzhuzhu Village.

The establishment of the pig farm has successfully won the hearts of the people in Zhuzhu Village, and they are very happy every day.

After a busy day, the pig farm employees are very satisfied and in a good mood.

After dinner, the pig farm employees took a walk outside. Now they are not at home or in their own beds.

They are now posted on that wall outside their boss' room.

People posted on the wall:

Good... perseverance.

Dong Xiaomei: Why am I a little confused?

Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria: This is called a mudslide.

Everyone: What? What is a mudslide?

Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria: For example, if you want to eat fried rice with egg, but the word "egg" is a banned word, how would you describe it?

Everyone: I want to eat fried rice made from hen’s eggs.

Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria: So do you understand what a mudslide is?

Everyone: ...I understand...but, what does this have to do with mud and rocks?

Wei Qianfan: That’s not called a mudslide, that’s called stream of consciousness.

Everyone: ...Oh! I see.

1 hours later…

The sound in the room gradually stopped.

The person outside the room covered his mouth, crouched, and tiptoed away from the highway intersection.

at this time.

Downstairs in the dormitory.

A group of people were spinning in circles.

They rubbed their hands and feet, with dirty looks and gleams in their eyes.

It's like a group of flies seeing a pile of feces, exciting and stimulating.

The flies are whispering:

"Oh my god, this cartoon is so good..."

"Our boss is really awesome. His TV is really good. Do you know...what this means?"

"Liu Bi, big Liu Bi..."

"Isn't this better than watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf at home? I won't watch Pleasant Goat anymore. It's so boring and uninteresting.

"Our boss is so awesome... OK... I won't watch Crayon Shin-chan, Chibi Maruko-chan, or 4x4 anymore. They're really boring."

"Come watch Country Love with me, it's now in Season 18..."

"Is Country Love good?"

"I don't know. The boss tonight is like a wild horse that has broken free from its reins..."

"Manager Wu, the soundproofing of this room is really poor~"

Wu Zheng, who was named, tilted his mouth and revealed an evil smile:

"This was beyond my expectations. I didn't expect to hear such a pleasant surprise..."

After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

A group of people were muttering to each other, and they slowly dispersed until the lights in the room on the top floor went out.

"Brother Wei? Brother Wei? Are we still eating stinky tofu?"

Wei Qianfan was still immersed in the aftermath of what happened.

As a normal middle-aged man, it is inevitable that I would have wild thoughts.

Wei Qianfan even brought in the scene between himself and Dong Xiaomei...

Dong Xiaomei called him twice before he reacted.

He shook off the dirty water on his head and finally felt clean.

"Ah? Stinky tofu? Eat it, eat it. If you want, I'll take you there."

Dong Xiaomei is a carefree person, she just thinks it's fun and exciting.

I didn't expect Wei Qianfan to have such perverted thoughts.

She happily took Wei Qianfan's arm and went to eat stinky tofu happily.

late at night.

It's quiet.

The top floor of the dormitory at this time.

Although Qin Che was physically tired at this time, he was extremely excited in his heart.

Happy.

so happy.

And what about Yang Cheng?

I'm so tired.

too tired.

She fell asleep.

It feels so good to fall asleep.

So delicious.

the next day.

Yang Cheng still got up late.

There was still nothing next to the quilt.

Qin Che is really a spirited young man.

Oh my god, thinking about last night, Yang Cheng’s face turned as red as a monkey’s butt.

That scene was so horrible, I couldn’t stand it. I couldn’t let him do that again!

Yang Cheng put on her clothes with a red face, brushed her teeth and washed her face with a red face, and put on her shoes with a red face.

He patted his waist and continued downstairs with a red face.

The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me.

The bird said, Good morning, good morning, why are you holding your waist to go to the cafeteria?

~

"Madam boss, why are you holding your waist when you go to the cafeteria?"

Dong Xiaomei, who was washing vegetables, saw Yang Cheng from a distance.

She ran up to her quickly and asked her deliberately.

Hearing Dong Xiaomei's question, Yang Cheng's face became even redder, like a monkey's butt with a fever.

"Ahem, I accidentally fell under the bed when I was sleeping last night."

"oh……?"

Dong Xiaomei deliberately dragged out the words, "Be careful, don't overwork yourself."

"Hmm? What does falling under the bed have to do with overworking yourself?"

"Hehehe, I'm going to wash the vegetables. You should have a good rest today."

Dong Xiaomei covered her mouth, waved her hands up and down, and rowed the boat away.

Yang Cheng felt something was weird.

Why do I have the illusion that Dong Xiaomei knows everything??!