I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Dong Xiaomei said she wanted to continue washing the dishes and left Yang Cheng.

Yang Cheng touched his burning face and felt a little nervous.

She adjusted her collar, smoothed out the wrinkles on her blouse, and patted the hem of her skirt.

The clothes on his body were clearly worn neatly and snugly.

why?

Why, Dong Xiaomei’s eyes were so revealing just now, the way she looked at herself was as if she was not wearing any clothes.

The smile on her face was so strange, not a smile, not a mockery, not a laugh.

It was a slightly obscene smile.

Yang Cheng took a deep breath and patted his chest.

I must be imagining things. I was too tired last night and I am so uneasy now.

"Gugu, gudongdong..."

It's the sound of hunger.

This doesn't happen normally. No matter how late I get up, my stomach won't growl so loudly. It must be because I exerted too much energy last night.

Yang Cheng came to the food window with one hand on his waist and the other touching his stomach.

"Auntie, do you have any steamed buns and porridge? I want three meat buns and a bowl of porridge. I'm so hungry."

After a while, an old lady appeared in the window.

Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria: "Are you hungry?"

Yang Cheng: "...I..."

Didn’t I just make it very clear?

Yang Cheng hadn't finished speaking yet.

Aunt Zhu from the cafeteria: "You should have been hungry a long time ago. You are such a strong girl to have held on until this moment. You are young and have great stamina."

Yang Cheng: "...You seem to know something..."

Aunt Zhu served her soup while muttering:

"This is cabbage and chestnut soup, which is rich in vitamins and fiber, and can nourish the stomach and spleen, and strengthen the kidneys and waist.

This is duck blood and black fungus soup. Duck blood is rich in iron, and black fungus contains protein and vitamins, which can replenish blood and nourish qi.

Oh, my little girl, look at your face, it is so bloodless, I feel so sad when I see it..."

Yang Cheng touched his face and said:

"I think I'm fine... I'm not anemic..."

Aunt Zhu didn't hear it and continued to serve the soup:

"The last bowl of soup: Angelica and Astragalus Chicken Soup. Angelica has the effect of replenishing blood, and Astragalus has the effect of replenishing qi. This bowl of soup can make your qi and blood flow smoothly, and most importantly, "

At this point, Aunt Zhu paused, glanced at the area below Yang Cheng's collarbone and above her belly button, and shook her head.

"It can make you look thicker and rounder."

Yang Cheng: ? ?

I don't need a little belly.

"Boom."

"Boom."

"Boom."

Three bowls of soup were placed in front of Yang Cheng.

"Drink!"

Yang Cheng’s eyes went dark.

She held the soup on the tray and stammered:

"Auntie, I...I just want to eat buns and porridge."

Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria: "No more. I made this for you early in the morning. Drink it all while it's hot, kid. There's more to come in the evening."

Yang Cheng: “…”

1 hours later.

Yang Cheng walked out of the cafeteria, limping and staggering, with his hands on his belly.

There’s too much, too much. I can’t finish it. I can’t finish it.

Yang Cheng originally only wanted to eat two bites to satisfy his hunger.

But Aunt Zhu was at the window, staring at her eagerly...

Yang Cheng drank for an hour and finally finished it.

Now she can't hold on any longer.

"Aunt Zhu, what a shame. Your round belly doesn't look good at all."

Yang Cheng touched his round belly with both hands and continued walking forward.

It was impossible for her to sleep anymore. She was so full that she needed to take a walk to help digest the food.

After walking for a few minutes, I arrived at the pig breeding area unknowingly.

The first person to see Yang Cheng was Dong Dabao.

He came to the breeding area for Zhu Dachang's beloved pig - Zhu Xiaochang.

It's that dirty pig.

In order to help Zhu Xiaochang adapt to collective life and keep him clean and tidy, Zhu Dachang put in a lot of effort.

For example, the temptation of snacks.

Xiaochang was given his favorite perverted shoe-sole spicy strips, but Xiaochang was busy licking the shoe soles and refused to cooperate with Zhu Dachang. He insisted on eating without washing or licking, so his body and mouth still smelled bad after eating.

For example, the temptation of toys.

The other little pigs either played with sand balls, seesaws, or carts, but Zhu Xiaochang was obsessed with Lego, so Zhu Dachang spent a lot of money and bought Transformers Lego at his own expense.

Xiaochang was very satisfied and had a lot of fun playing. He even stopped licking the soles of his shoes. He squatted on the ground all day and chewed on the Lego, leaving tooth marks everywhere.

Xiaochang was so immersed in the world of Lego that he couldn't extricate himself. He refused to eat, drink water, or even take a bath. Everything was out of the question.

In the end, there is no other way.

Dong Dabao came and he also had a headache.

I have been engaged in pig farming for more than 10 years, but I have never seen such a stubborn and perverse pig.

Last night, after listening to the sound of Qin Che and Yang Cheng driving the bus on the highway, he was greatly inspired.

I tried it this morning and it really worked great.

Yang Cheng now sees this "happy and sweet" scene:

Zhu Xiaochang was lying on the ground, holding a bag of dry noodles in his mouth. With a smile in the corner of his eyes, he carefully reached into the mouth of the pig lying opposite him.

Zhu Xiaochang took a bite, and the pig opposite took a bite. During this time, Xiaochang also flirted with the pig from time to time.

Completely unaware that there were other people present.

Yang Cheng touched her belly and stood aside, watching in confusion.

Dong Dabao, who was squatting on the ground, raised his head:

"Boss lady, you are here?"

"What are you doing?"

Zhu Dachang also raised his head:

"We brought a sow to Zhu Xiaochang, and we are now fostering a bond between them."

Yang Cheng touched his belly and squatted down, asking curiously: "...Why?"

"Once Zhu Xiaochang falls in love with the sow, I will take him to take a bath. If he refuses to take a bath, we will not let him play with the sow."

Yang Cheng: "...It's like killing a pig and destroying its heart. Judging from the situation, you are not far from success."

Zhu Dachang let out a long-lost, hearty laugh, "Hahaha, yes, I can finally sleep peacefully... Eh? Madam Boss, why are you touching your belly?"

Suddenly, he thought of something, put his hand into his mouth, widened his eyes, glanced at Dong Dabao, and uttered an exclamation.

Dong Dabao was shocked: "Ah! Madam Boss! Are you pregnant?!"

It only took one night! Even sows don’t show their pregnancy so quickly!

Yang Cheng took his hand away and smiled awkwardly: "What a joke, I just ate too much."

Zhu Dachang brought a stool from a distance and placed it in front of her.

"Boss lady, you are tired, sit down and take a rest."

Yang Cheng stood up again from halfway through his squatting.

why?

Why do I feel like you guys know everything?

The shy feeling of not wearing any clothes came back.

She waved at them both and backed away again and again.

"I have something to do. I'll leave first!"

After leaving the breeding area, Yang Cheng felt puzzled.

"Why are these people so crazy today? They were abnormal to begin with, and now they are even more abnormal."

I should go find Ah Dai and the others to see my cousin.

"Hey, Madam Boss! Come and sit down."

Li Qiang is still as enthusiastic as ever.

"Hmm, hmm..."

Ah Dai said a few more words today and seemed quite happy.

Li Gang was still squatting on the ground watching TV.

Still, it looks relatively normal here.