I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

After a week of self-recitation, and with Wei Qianfan's occasional personal guidance, Dong Xiaomei finally finished memorizing "Yueyang Tower Inscription".

Tonight is the second day of dual cultivation for Dong Xiaomei and Wei Qianfan.

After dinner, Dong Xiaomei went directly to Wei Qianfan's dormitory, where she silently recited the game 3 or 4 times. After making sure that there were no typos, she finally opened the game with Wei Qianfan and began the long-awaited dual cultivation.

Dong Xiaomei, who was wearing a bellyband, and Wei Qianfan, who was naked, sat cross-legged and began to recite at the prompt of the system.

This time it was very successful. Wei Qianfan slowed down his speaking pace to match Dong Xiaomei's tone. The two of them recited for a full 30 minutes before finally succeeding in the challenge.

Next comes the formal question-answering session.

The two people experienced "spitting twice, slapping on the face three times, slapping on the thigh five times, twisting the ear twice..."

When Yang Cheng and Qin Che passed by, these two people were just "patting their thighs".

"We have challenged 20 moves in a row!" Dong Xiaomei said excitedly.

"Yes, I'm now second on today's dual cultivation rankings. Just hold on a little longer~"

After a 5-minute break, the system prompt sounded again.

"The break is over. Congratulations to both players for successfully unlocking 20 moves. Next, please complete the last move after the beep."

"Fart 2."

"Di."

Dong Xiaomei, Wei Qianfan: ...

10 seconds later.

"Time is up, challenge failed."

Dong Xiaomei: "Brother Wei, I really don't have any farts..."

Dong Xiaomei’s inner thoughts: I’m too embarrassed to put it away even if I have it.

Wei Qianfan: "Me neither... nor."

Wei Qianfan’s inner thoughts: I have to hold it in whether it happens or not.

The two people looked at the first place in silence:

Not everyone can be number one!

The big brothers and sisters at the top of the list are really awesome.

The two were disgusted by the last perverted request of the system and were forced to stop dual cultivation.

In fact, every couple has to go through the three stages of "shit, pee, and fart" during their relationship.

When they first start dating, they are very careful about farting, pooping, and peeing, and try to hold it in for fear of affecting their image. In order to prevent the other person from guessing what they are trying to do, they will say, "I'm going to the bathroom~".

Later, I got familiar with it. If I wanted to poop, fart, or pee, I would just say, "I'm going to poop~".

Finally, the relationship between lovers lasted for a long time, almost becoming a "brotherhood". At this time, when there is an urgent need to relieve oneself, one would say: "Hurry up and let me relieve myself!"

Dong Xiaomei and Wei Qianfan have obviously only reached the first stage, and their attitude towards "shit, urine, and fart" is tolerable.

So it is inevitable that they will fail in this challenge.

The pair of players ranked first on the list should be in the third stage, which is beyond the relationship of lovers.

They have passed the stage of you touching me and I being shy, you pooping and I avoiding, and now they are in a "brotherly" relationship.

What is a "brotherly" relationship like? It's the kind where if you touch me, I touch you, if you poop, I poop, and there's no novelty in it.

So this is why they succeeded in their challenge, success was inevitable.

It will still take some time for Dong Xiaomei and Wei Qianfan to reach the top of the list and become the most tacit gaming couple on the entire Internet.

Wei Qianfan knew that she had prepared for a long time and had memorized "Yueyang Tower Inscription" for such a long time, but in the end she failed in the challenge of the last move. This was indeed a big blow.

Don’t know when you can succeed in this challenge?

Wei Qianfan was well aware of Wu Zheng's degree of perversion. This time, the two of them were stuck on the "farting" action at the same time. Who knows what kind of difficult finale action they will perform next time. It was really infuriating.

Seeing Dong Xiaomei's disappointed expression, Wei Qianfan suggested treating her to stinky tofu.

"We've been playing for more than an hour. Are you tired? Let's go out and relax. Remember you said that you like stinky tofu the most? I'll take you to Liu Ma Ji's at the entrance of the village."

"I think Niu Niu's is better... theirs is smellier and tastes more authentic."

Wei Qianfan: "Okay..."

What a unique taste.

After finishing the game, Dong Xiaomei walked out of the dormitory with regret under the escort of Wei Qianfan.

Just as the two were about to go downstairs, they suddenly heard a strange noise coming from upstairs.

"Bang bang bang..."

This is the sound of the bed vibrating.

“Oh, wuwuwu…”

This is a woman's...moaning sound.

"Whirring whirring……"

This was the sound of a man breathing heavily.

……

I have never eaten pork, and I have never seen a pig run away.

Dong Xiaomei blushed when she heard this. The voice was too ambiguous and too explicit. Even novels didn't write it like this.

Wei Qianfan's ears also turned red.

He knew exactly who lived upstairs, and it was no one else but the boss.

These two people are so explosive. They make such a big noise that it really makes people think a lot.

He looked down at Dong Xiaomei and found that her face was flushed, her eyes were shining, her mouth was slightly open, and her ears were erected.

Her expression was both shy and a little... expectant and curious.

Sure enough, Wei Qianfan's hand was suddenly grabbed by her.

"Let's go up and have a look!"

Dong Xiaomei took off her high heels, stood on tiptoe, bent over, and pulled Wei Qianfan upstairs.

Wei Qianfan: "So... so exciting."

He quickly followed.

Soon, two people went upstairs.

However, after going upstairs and standing at the stairs, they were stunned.

Dong Xiaomei and Wei Qianfan felt that they had encountered the most exciting thing in their lives!

The "hmmmm ahhh" sounds in the room continued.

It's not the most exciting.

The most exciting thing is:

"Hi~ Li Qiang~"

"Hi~ Li Gang~"

"Hi~ Zhu Dachang~"

"Hi~ Aunt Zhu~"

"Hi~ Ah Dai??"

"Hi~ General Manager Wu??"

……

There were also some pig farm employees I didn’t recognize.

These people all maintain the same posture:

With his butt sticking out, his legs bent, his waist bent, and his ears pressed against the wall.

"Shhhh, keep your voice down!"

Someone put a finger to his lips.

"Oh, alright!"

Wei Qianfan, who greeted Dong Xiaomei awkwardly, imitated them: sticking out his butt, bending his legs, bending his waist, and putting his ears against the wall.

More than a dozen people maintained the same posture, listening attentively to the movements in the room with obscene, curious and perverted smiles.

At this time, Qin Che's room.

The light was dim, there were underwear on the floor, and a rolled-over quilt on the bed, with two snakes on it twisted into a knot.

The twist was sometimes at the head of the bed, sometimes at the foot of the bed, and sometimes across the middle of the bed.

These two snakes actually have hands and feet. Their feet are intertwined and their hands have their fingers clasped together.

One of the snakes had a flushed face and the other was panting.