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Chapter 75 Offering Tang Monk's Meat to My Charming and Handsome Ancestor 5

Ata: "...If you don't want revenge, why don't you reincarnate?"

Xu Xiaoxiao looked like she was asking, "Are you stupid?"

"The social environment is like that, and it can't be changed. Can you guarantee that I won't repeat the same old path in my next life? What if it's even worse than this life?"

Ata: “…”

That’s right, what’s the point of changing the soup but not the medicine?

"But we don't care about reincarnation. You've come to the wrong place."

Xu Xiaoxiao asked: "So as long as I pay the price you want, you can fulfill my wish, anything?"

Qi An raised his eyebrows: "In principle, this is the case. You tell me first. It's my business whether I agree or not."

Boss Qi would not make things difficult for himself. The first priority in accepting a mission was not to make her unhappy.

Xu Xiaoxiao chuckled and said, "Every time I'm emo, I always have some crazy ideas.

If my charming and handsome ancestor were still alive, would the world be different? Would people not live such a tiring life? "

"Who?" Qi An and Ata were confused.

When talking about her idol, Xu Xiaoxiao immediately became excited, completely sweeping away her previous lethargy and looking extremely lively.

"It's my charming and handsome ancestor Ying Zheng, my brother Ying."

Seeing that the two were still confused, Xu Xiaoxiao quickly nodded and said:

"My brother Ying is 13 meters tall. He succeeded to the throne at the age of 21 and took power at the age of . He unified the writing system and the wheel gauge. He unified the six kingdoms, unified the currency, and unified the measurement.

He defeated the Xiongnu in the north and conquered the Yue in the south. He abolished feudal fiefdoms and established counties. He advocated gender equality and human equality and severely punished extramarital affairs.

He just wants an elixir of immortality, not the stars and the moon in the sky, so give it to him."

Xu Xiaoxiao finished speaking in one breath, her face flushed and her eyes sparkling.

She asked eagerly, "So, two big guys, can you fulfill my wish and let my brother Ying live forever?"

Qi An raised his eyebrows and became curious about the person she was talking about.

If it is true as she said, then this person is indeed an amazing and powerful person.

She likes strong people.

Ata said: "Is it really as powerful as you say?"

Xu Xiaoxiao waved her hand and said, "Of course. If my brother Ying were still alive, I believe our territory would be a ball."

"When the time comes, forget about learning English, just learn Chinese. According to my obsessive-compulsive disorder, the charging cable sockets will not be differentiated between Apple and Android Type C, they must be unified."

Qi An interrupted her fantasy: "How can you be sure that everything you said will come true?"

Xu Xiaoxiao choked and said, "Since we are here, let's give it a try. It won't be worse than it is now, and I believe in our ancestors."

Qi An nodded: "There is another question, where does the elixir of life come from?"

Xu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened: "Boss, don't you have any?"

Ata: "How is it possible, just...oh."

Qi An covered his mouth with his hand: "No."

Of course he has, Lingyue’s mermaid pill is still in his hands.

There is also Mo Yuan's heart blood, or if not her own flesh and blood, the ancient Jiaozi is full of treasures.

But, doing business this way would result in huge losses, so she would not do business at a loss.

Qi An wanted to know if this little girl had any good ideas so that she could take advantage of her.

Xu Xiaoxiao scratched her head. If she hadn’t come here after her death, she would probably still be a staunch materialist.

What ideas could she have about immortality, something that emperors of all dynasties have been unable to achieve?

Just when Xu Xiaoxiao was feeling discouraged, Ata struggled desperately:

"Boss, let go. You covered my eyes. I can't see my Monkey King fighting the monsters."

Ata has been watching Journey to the West these days. He was so fascinated by a monkey that he lost interest in all the pretty girls.

Qi An let go of his hand, and Xu Xiaoxiao smiled and said:

"You like Monkey King, too. Me too. I wanted to marry him when I was little. Every time I see that foolish Tang Monk reciting the Tightening Curse, I want to hit him..."

She suddenly stopped talking: "Tang Monk? ...Tang Monk!"

Xu Xiaoxiao slapped her forehead and shouted excitedly: "How could I have forgotten about that old white lotus? This is a ready-made elixir of immortality."

She stepped forward and said excitedly, "Quick, Boss, send that useless Tang Monk into my brother Ying's mouth."

Qi An: “…”

Ata: “…”

Wonderful!

Ata's true feelings for his idol make him hate the fake saint who always makes him suffer and feel wronged.

Therefore, as soon as Xu Xiaoxiaogang spoke, Ata jumped up, hugged Qi An's thighs, and started rolling around like a spoiled child.

"Boss, please agree, please agree. I want to go see Monkey Brother, please...Ata will listen to you from now on, you are the best."

Qi An held back his laughter. This little brat was now completely shameless.

Seeing this, Xu Xiaoxiao immediately began to follow suit:

"I don't care. If the environment doesn't change, I won't reincarnate. I'll just stay here."

Ata winked at his ally, saying, "Well done, he is worthy of being someone who likes Monkey King as much as he does."

This refusing to leave is very similar to the way Monkey King would lie down on the ground every time he went to heaven to ask for help, saying, "If you don't solve the problem, I won't leave, I won't leave."

Qi An: “…”

In fact, she had been planning to agree, but now...

Qi An looked down at the kid, shook his legs, and then rubbed his right thumb and index finger together:

"You can agree to it, you know, huh?"

Ata felt a little pain in his flesh, but thinking of his idol, he gritted his teeth and said, "Deal."

It’s just spiritual power. I’ll give it to you. I’ll give it all to you.

Qi An smiled: "Let's go and get ready to work."

Xu Xiaoxiao was very excited: "Then I will wait for your good news here. Please convey my respect to the ancestor on my behalf, and look forward to his efforts to rectify the world."

After that, she leaned over to Ata's ear and whispered a few words. Ata patted his chest and assured him, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it."

So, we have the scene at the beginning where they travel through time and space and appear from the air.

Now, what is Tang Seng doing?

In this pink paradise, pavilions and towers are scattered in an orderly manner, and crystal bead curtains sway crisply.

Tang Monk was sitting behind a bead curtain in a cassock, holding Buddhist beads in his hands and muttering something.

Outside the pavilion, the Peacock Princess was dancing with a group of beautiful maids, and pink petals were flying up and down with her movements.

The scene is beautiful.

The Buddhist beads in Tang Seng's hand paused for a moment, he secretly opened his eyes and looked at it, then quickly closed his eyes when Peacock Princess looked over.

He acted like a sacred and inviolable ascetic monk.

Ata curled his lips and said, "You hypocritical bald ass, you are obviously enjoying it."

The Peacock Princess parted the pearl curtain and danced around Monk Tang, her golden skirt brushing against his robes from time to time.

The Buddhist beads in Tang Seng's hand stopped completely.

Atamer counted one, two, three, and then a gust of wind blew up, making it impossible for people to open their eyes.

Qi An's heart moved, here it comes.

The wind stopped, and both Peacock Princess and Monk Tang disappeared.

"Oh my god, Dapeng is finally here. I can't bear to see this bald donkey being comfortable." Ata said.

Qi An brushed off the fallen petals on his shoulders, turned around, and disappeared from under the peach tree.

She said calmly: "Let's go and cut Tang Seng's flesh."

Ata jumped excitedly: "Come on, come on, cut more. That old bald donkey has raised his delicate skin and tender flesh, but he only knows how to exploit me, the monkey brother. Look at me, the monkey brother has become so skinny."

Qi An: “…”

What I mean is, is there a possibility that you, Monkey Brother, can never be fat?

Skinny monkey, do you know?

Qi An sighed again, brainless fans are so scary!

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