Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

Lion Camel Ridge, the cave home of the three monsters.

The three demons, the golden-winged Roc, the blue lion and the white elephant, were having a celebration banquet, drinking wine and eating meat with their subordinates.

Celebrating getting Tang Seng.

Tang Seng was imprisoned deep in a cave without even a rope to tie him up.

When Qi An entered, the monsters were drunk and lying on the ground.

Qi An thought about it, put his hand in front of his face, and walked straight into the depths.

Tang Seng sat on the stone, still playing with his Buddhist beads with his eyes closed, without any panic.

According to previous procedures, he would still have a few days before being put into the steamer, and Wukong would come to rescue him soon.

Hearing some noise at the entrance of the cave, he opened his eyes and saw the big Peng monster that had captured him from the Peacock Princess walking towards him.

Tang Seng was not afraid. According to his past experience, the monster was just here to say a few harsh words and scare him.

Tang Seng managed his expression, put his hands together, and said with a compassionate attitude:

"Amitabha, this donor, please do not create karma. Put down your butcher knife and you will become a Buddha right now."

Unexpectedly, the monster sneered, walked up to him, grabbed his arm without saying a word, and cut it with a knife.

As long as the monk is not dead, it's just a matter of cutting off a piece of meat. The gods and Buddhas above will not pay attention to these details.

Tang Seng only felt a sharp pain in his upper arm. He turned his head and saw that a large piece of flesh had been cut off.

Tang Seng let out a miserable howl and broke out in a cold sweat instantly.

His pupils dilated and he was filled with fear.

This... why is this different from usual?

How could these monsters actually attack him?

Isn't it all just a formality?

Qi An looked at the piece of flesh emitting golden light in his palm, curled his lips, and said to Ata:

"This bald donkey is indeed the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. Even his flesh and blood look so different from others."

Ata looked over curiously and was also surprised by the glittering golden object.

He asked excitedly, "Is this the legendary Tang Monk's meat that can make you immortal if you eat one bite of it?"

Qi An nodded, it must be correct.

The thing in her hand was extremely rich in spiritual energy and contained enormous energy.

Qi An raised his eyebrows: "See? This is the correct way to eat Tang Monk's flesh if you really want to."

Those that need to be washed, rinsed and steamed are mainly for role-playing.

Tang Seng was about to faint from the pain; he had been so well protected along the way.

He was fought over by so many monsters, yet his skin was never even scratched. How could he have suffered such harm?

It was the first time he encountered such an unethical monster. He felt pain, fear, and resentment in his heart.

What does that damn monkey do for a living? Isn't he very capable? Why doesn't he come to rescue him?

"You...how dare you? My eldest disciple is the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace. He will be here soon and he will not let you go..."

Qi An clasped her palms together, and the ball of golden flesh and blood disappeared into her palm and was collected by her.

The sanctimonious old bald man in front of him was already trembling with fear, without a trace of his usual pretentiousness.

Qi An smiled arrogantly with the face of the Golden Winged Peng:

"I am the uncle of your Tathagata Buddha. How could I be afraid of that monkey?"

"Don't you claim to be the most compassionate Buddhist disciple? How come you haven't learned even a little bit of the essence of the Buddha's spirit of cutting off his flesh to feed the eagle?"

Ata echoed in his mind: "That's right, this useless snack is only this useful, why not make good use of it."

Tang Monk: "..."

Qi An clicked his tongue twice and shook his head: "Bald donkey, you don't have the ability to comprehend. As a monk, you should have the awareness that if I don't go to hell, then who will?"

Tang Seng's heart was already in turmoil. This monster was actually the Buddha's uncle?

Is the Buddha going to give up on himself?

Qi An successfully planted a thorn in his heart and was about to leave when Ata called her.

The little brat was still thinking about revenge for his idol, so he drilled out of Qi An's sea of ​​consciousness and turned into a stick.

He covered the monk with his robe and beat him up on the head.

This is for Monkey Brother, to beat this hypocritical and stupid old Bai Lian who cannot distinguish between good and evil.

After the beating, Tang Seng's face was bruised and swollen, and he collapsed on a rock, crying.

Qi An's ears moved: "Ata, come back, someone is coming."

Ata returned obediently, and Qi An disappeared without a trace.

The next second after she disappeared, Sun Wukong appeared out of nowhere in front of Tang Seng.

Before he could call him master, Tang Seng, who had his cassock torn off, immediately vented his fear, pain and anger on him.

He looked at her coldly and said, "You are becoming more and more lazy, you little monkey. Don't you have the ability to subdue dragons and tigers?

"Where are your abilities? Now you can't even handle a few monsters?"

Wukong was scolded for no reason. He was stunned and angry. When he looked up, he saw the face of Tang Seng and the arm with a piece of flesh missing.

Wukong: “…”

The anger was extinguished in an instant.

An anxious and angry look appeared on his face, and he kept asking Tang Seng who had done it, but in fact he was extremely happy in his heart.

Hahahahahahahaha, which hero did this? I, Old Sun, bow to you.

The monster this time is pretty good. It’s good. I like it. Haha. I’ll add more water later.

After Tang Seng finished his incoherent complaint, he also scolded Sun Wukong.

Wukong was in a very good mood and stroked the fur without saying anything back.

Ata said angrily, "You useless bastard! Did you teach me how to do this? What are you talking about?"

Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng were shouting outside the cave, waking up the monsters, and some of them were already coming over here.

"Master, someone is coming. Please be patient for a while. I will come to pick you up after I have subdued the monster."

Without waiting for Tang Seng to express his opinion, Sun Wukong disappeared in a flash, leaving faster than any other time.

God knows what happened to the poor monkey just now. While listening to Tang Seng's complaint, he jumped out of the stone in his mind.

I thought about all the most annoyed and sad things that had happened in the past thousands of years before I was able to manage my expression.

Because if he didn't leave, he would be unable to help clapping his thigh and laughing.

The three brothers quickly started fighting with the three monsters.

Bajie against the white elephant, Sha Seng against the blue lion, and Wukong against the golden-winged Roc.

Dapeng was beating the monkey while wondering, this monkey seemed to be in a good mood today, he even swung the golden cudgel lighter.

Is it possible to see something?

No, what if the higher-ups are not satisfied and think that he is not working hard enough and deduct his resources?

So Dapeng took the initiative to challenge: "It seems that the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace is just like this."

As a result, the monkey was not angry at all, but instead winked at him with a smile.

Dapeng: “…”

Qi An did not watch the battle. She found a place and used her innate true fire to refine Tang Seng's flesh into more than a dozen golden pills.

After all, we can't just hand a piece of meat to Brother Ying Zheng.

That's so dirty and doesn't suit her status.

When she came back, several days had passed. The two sides had fought several times, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng had been captured.

At this time, Dapeng had already retired and went to his nephew Tathagata. The blue lion and the white elephant were beaten into their original forms by Wukong.

He raised the golden cudgel high in the air, and counted silently in his mind, one, two, three...

"Great Sage, please show mercy."

Wukong put down his golden cudgel and sneered in his heart, as expected.

How many real monsters are there along the way? They are all my future colleagues!

"The blue lion/white elephant is my mount. It escaped to the lower world when I wasn't paying attention and caused a disaster. I will take it back to heaven to be punished."

After the two Arhats explained their greetings, they each mounted their mounts and flew away.

Not to mention at all that the three monsters from Lion Camel Ridge were wreaking havoc on the area and slaughtering all the people in the city.

To them, they are just ants. Don’t ask them. If you ask, it’s about cause and effect, which cannot be explained.

They have kind faces, always chant Buddhist mantras, and often give lectures.

They say they want to save all living beings, but they never take real things seriously.

On the clouds, the blue lion and the white elephant, carrying their masters, looked at each other.

"Brother, let's go to Taishang Laojun to claim our reward. I heard that a new elixir has been released recently and it's very popular."

"Haha, of course I have to. I have spent so much time in this godforsaken netherworld to complete the mission. I will definitely ask for more rewards when I return."