I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

“Gujigujigujiguji (Sister, this human is wearing something weird…)”

"Jigujigujigujigujigu (Don't be fooled, there are many perverts among humans who dress like this.)"

"Goo-gi-gi? Goo-gi-gi-gi-gi (But didn't the pastor uncle say that perverts are all bald weird uncles with big bellies?)"

"Jigujigu... (Handsome perverts are even scarier! It is said that human perverts will not even let go of halflings and orcs...)"

"Guji! Guji guji guji guji! (Wow! So disgusting! Sister, let's walk faster.)"

"Hey, hey, hey! I can hear you! And I understand you!"

Ivan, who escaped from the goblins' mouth, was supported by the desire to survive and begged his two saviors to help him more.

There's nothing I can do. If I had spent more time playing "Man vs. Wild" in my previous life, Ivan would still be interested in finding bugs to eat in this composting sanctuary.

But this useless young man from Blue Star knows exactly what he is capable of.

So despite Evan's desperate pleas, the cloaked man with his face covered started chattering at him with his wooden stick raised.

After finishing the job and seeing that there was no reaction from Ivan, he agreed to take this sticky human being to the base in the center of the forest for further investigation.

The deeper we went into the gray haze forest, the smell of compost became fainter and fainter.

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that Alvin's nose has become accustomed to the smell.

Perhaps it was the quietness of the gray haze forest without sunlight that made people feel eerie, or perhaps it was the curiosity of the "handsome human pervert" who could understand their mumbling language, the short girl kept trying to find something to say.

On the positive side, this girl is lively, enjoys communication, and speaks to the point;

Negative points: This girl is extremely noisy and likes to talk venomously...

Of course, because of all the gossip along the way, Ivan actually knew a lot of common sense about the world that Lao Duo had lost when his soul traveled through time and space -

The girl would talk about anything except her name.

The city where Alvin lived before was considered the largest gathering place for intelligent creatures around the Gray Haze Forest - Huiyao City, a huge city where many races live together.

To say it is huge is only relative to this world. With a population of less than 200,000, it would be the size of a town on Blue Star.

The main population of Huiyao City is humans, accounting for 70 to 80 percent of the total population.

Among the remaining population, there are dwarves, gnomes, half-elves, and half-orcs, in addition to the elves who are becoming more and more elusive.

Due to the rapid population growth in cities and the increasing scarcity of living resources, as long as you commit a crime, or have a political disagreement, or have no money to pay the rent...

Anyway, if we can find a reason to drive them out of the city, we can just throw them into the haze forest.

Most of the exiles—that's what the short, chatterbox girl called people like Ivan—didn't live to see the next day.

Although the Haze Forest does not often have invasive creatures such as hobgoblins, the native creatures that dig for food in the forest are equally dangerous.

Moreover, the ground outside the forest is full of deadly poisonous gas. To put it bluntly, it is the methane produced by composting that is deposited on the ground.

Whenever these exiles lay down to sleep at night, they would see their grandmother in their dreams and die in their dreams.

Ah, in this world where there is a true God, this should be called going to the kingdom of God to enjoy eternal peace.

After all, I heard when I first traveled through time that my original body was electrocuted by a goddess.

“So think about how to repay us two sisters!

Not every exile will happen to encounter a druid chasing...”

"Leanne!"

A loud shout came from the hood of the tall and thin cloak, and the short girl, realizing that she had let the cat out of the bag, quickly covered herself with her hands.

This was the first time Ivan heard the mysterious cloaked man speak without mumbling. Compared to the unsuspecting short girl, the 180cm tall lady spoke in a calm, sophisticated and powerful voice...

The person just said two words but used so many adjectives. If you think the person's voice is nice, just say it directly...

Well, it does sound interesting.

"Druid? The kind of druid who can suddenly transform into a bear to taunt or a quail to cast moonfire?"

The little girl, who had covered her mouth, rushed to Ivan and stared at him with curiosity.

"What kind of creature is a quail? What is rubbing the moonfire? Is it some kind of ritual of human druids?"

"Leanne!"

There was another loud shout from under the tall and thin man's cloak. The gossipy girl Lian immediately covered herself and followed the tall man, acting obediently.

Fortunately, there wasn't much left on the journey ahead.

Passing through an oak forest that was almost squeezed together, Alvin saw a clearing in the woods where the sun finally shone.

An oak tree that was estimated to be at least ten stories high stood in the center. The trunk was quite thick. Alvin felt that this model looked like an old-fashioned water tower on Blue Planet.

The grass around the oak tree was smooth and clean, in stark contrast to the rotting compost that was everywhere in the gray forest.

Further out, there are smaller and sturdier trees, many of which have wooden doors installed at their roots.

Apart from this, there are no other traces of human creation.

"Human pervert! Stand within my sight!

Lian, go ask the leader to come over."

The 180-cm-tall young lady's aura was fully on display, and her sentences were all imperative.

If it were on Blue Star, with this kind of pure queen style that can be felt just by listening to her voice, I wonder how many fat guys would fall for her... under her brown cloak.

Lian, whose name had been exposed several times by her elder sister, rushed to a wooden door at the bottom of a tree, and came back with a middle-aged man with a brown cloak and a strong body.

To say that he is strong and muscular is not an accurate description of this extremely tall and muscular man.

Following the short girl and walking slowly towards here was a middle-aged man with a full beard and a Viking hairstyle.

He was incredibly burly, and his hands looked so strong that it felt like he could crush ten Ivans to death with one fist.

The lower half of his face was covered with a chestnut beard, which was braided and looked a little damp;

There was no hair on the upper half of his body, no hair, no eyebrows, only dense scars covering the entire old face.

When he came up to her, Ivan immediately felt how petite Miss 180 was. The uncle spoke politely with a ferocious face.

"Good day, traveler.

Do not resist my next spell, I just want to know if you have bad intentions."

After saying that, without waiting for Alvin to agree or refuse, another bunch of chatter came out of the middle-aged man's mouth.

Then, the uncle's eyes flickered a few times, and the expression on his ferocious face was particularly wonderful. He grinned with a hint of surprise.

"This exile is actually from the good camp?

I didn't expect that the pervert who openly desecrated the goddess statue in the celebration temple was actually from the good camp?"