I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor
Chapter 4 Social Death is Everywhere
What does social death feel like?
I was filled with shame and embarrassment, and I would still feel ashamed even if I crawled into a crack in the ground.
I hadn't done anything at the beginning, but how come I had to pay for the drunken behavior of the original body and suffered a critical blow from life for no reason.
But the ones who suffered the most were the two little girls who overreacted.
Miss 180 didn't say anything, she picked up her wooden stick and started to perform a ritual.
The short girl Lian's reaction was relatively peaceful. She just jumped behind the strong uncle and started yelling loudly.
"Uncle Priest! What my sister said is indeed right!
This is a human pervert! A handsome human pervert!
He can even understand the Elvish language my sister and I speak!"
"Calm down ladies!"
The middle-aged man grabbed Lian's collar and lifted up the short girl who was struggling to escape.
He then signaled Miss 180, who was still holding up the wooden stick and preparing to chant the second part, to stop her spell.
"A kind-hearted human being would not do such an outrageous act for no reason.
Xiling, this is not an enemy. Let the winter wolf you summoned retreat first."
After saying that, he gave a few dry laughs towards Ivan, whose head was starting to steam out.
“Ahaha, sorry, never mind!
Most of the followers of the Lady of Celebration are bards, so it is normal for news to spread quickly.
Let’s get to know Ivan No…
Well, the bard sang too fast and I didn't remember your last name.
I am Paul Oakroot, the leader of the Druids of the North and a loyal servant of Mielikki (the Goddess of the Forest).
Welcome to the Druid Station in the Gray Forest."
……
Druid, a word that everyone has heard in past and present lives.
On Blue Star, Druidism is a religious belief that has existed since BC.
A druid would simultaneously serve as a priest, teacher, judge, and wise man in society.
They usually enjoy a very high social status.
In addition to worshipping nature, the Druids believe that everything in nature has a soul, including animals, plants, rivers, mountains, etc.
They believe that humans and nature are a whole and should live in harmony and respect the laws of nature.
This is animism.
The druids in this world can be said to be a more powerful version of the Blue Star Druid sect.
The concepts are similar, but they really know magic - to be more precise, it should be called divine magic.
For example, at the edge of the Gray Haze Forest, Miss 180, that is, Xiling, cast three different druid spells:
[Entanglement] to restrict the movements of the hobgoblins, and [Poison] to kill the hobgoblins;
The four large huskies were also companions summoned from nature by Xiling through the [Level 1 Animal Summoning Technique];
The ones used at the edge of the forest to confirm whether Ivan had malicious intentions were [Detect Evil] and the advanced [Know Alignment], which were the enhanced versions of what Priest Paul had just used.
It can be said that druid spells cover multiple dimensions such as combat and social interaction.
Of course, the wonders of Druids are far more than that, but Priest Bol did not have much time to explain it to Alvin.
They casually arranged an empty tree hole for Alvin, as a temporary accommodation for this poor man who had nowhere to go. The busy chief took Xiling and left in a hurry.
Alvin, dressed as a playboy and wrapped in a thick gray cloak, buried his body in the soft dry grass mat.
……
Time travel is a physical activity, and you have to digest the contents of two memories in a very short period of time.
Just the language barrier alone is enough to make my head hurt.
Learning a foreign language in just a few minutes is an experience that not everyone would like to have their brains forced to fill.
What's more, there is more than one foreign language stuffed into Ivan's brain, which is probably his golden finger that is better than nothing.
It's true, from the beginning of the Trial until now, Alvin has been able to stay awake entirely because of the excitement of arriving in another world.
Ivan, who subconsciously believed that he was temporarily safe, fell into a deep sleep.
She sneaked outside and watched the perverted Lian through the crack in the door, and muttered to her sister Xiling about the new song she heard from the resident druid.
"Sister, is this the pervert who kissed the goddess statue and then vomited...
'Black-haired, black-eyed, pretty boy', the bard sang it quite aptly...
Sister, do you think it's because he's a little handsome?
Ms. Huanqing didn't electrocute him directly...
Sister, don’t run away, didn’t you ask me to come and look after the pervert?”
Ivan, who was sleeping, didn't know all this. He was experiencing a very uncomfortable dream.
The darkness that covered the sky and the sun was just like the scenery in the haze forest.
Alvin couldn't tell whether he was on the Blue Planet in his previous life or in the present world. His body felt as if it was wrapped and squeezed by ten tons of cotton, and he didn't have the strength to move at all.
The indistinguishable chattering sound came near and far, and Alvin curiously tried to put his ear close to it, but he still couldn't hear it clearly.
After an unknown amount of time, Ivan in the cotton pile finally sorted out this series of meaningless sounds and began to mutter to them unconsciously in his mind.
This thought is not a big deal, but Lian outside the door is in trouble.
Without any warning, scattered green dots of light fell at Lian's feet, and then, before the short girl could react,
The emerald green weeds suddenly began to grow wildly, binding the little girl in a tortoise shell bind.
In an instant, the little girl's panicked screams echoed throughout the evening druid settlement.
“Ah—help!!!
I was tied up by a pervert!!!"
……
When Xiling arrived at the tree hole fully armed with a wooden stick and a winter wolf, the leader of the cult, Bol, had been stroking Lian's beard for a long time.
Miss 180 stared at Lian and the big tree behind Lian in amazement.
Lian is not the only poor girl trapped.
As if the tortoise shell binding was not perfect enough, the weeds, which had grown beyond normal size, climbed up the tree hole where Alvin slept and tightly wrapped around the tree, which was four or five meters thick and twenty or thirty meters high.
"So, you didn't hear the sound of the [Entanglement Technique]?"
"No, no! Uncle Paul, please help me untie it!"
"No one else in the base is here?"
"No one is here! Except me! Untie them now!"
"But is Alvin inside sleeping?"
"Yes, yes! He slept like a dead pig-beast, without even moving his lips—
Uncle Paul, please help me untie it!
This perverted way of tying is not right...
Uncle Bol! Rector Bol! Bol——
Sister! Sister! Help me untie it!
That pervert must have done it on purpose!"
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