I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

If the original body's memories had been integrated more thoroughly, Sir Ivan would have definitely run away at this moment.

The thing in front of him, drooling at Alvin, is a Hill Giant.

He had thick arms and held a single-sided stone axe the size of a wheel in his hand.

The lower jaw is protruding, the fangs are protruding, and the forehead and cheekbones are protruding like those of Yuanmou Man.

A flat nose, small, deep-set eyes, and skin that's so dirty it looks green...

Unlike other small creatures called Goblins, Goblins are naturally stupid and brutal, and all they think about is eating meat.

Goblins at least know some Common or Orcish, and the smarter ones can serve as assistants to the wizard or as experimental subjects.

This larger version doesn't know any language, and uses whatever tools and weapons he finds.

Compared with the smaller version, its IQ is definitely 250% lower.

But no matter how stupid the earth goblins are, ordinary people really can't deal with them.

Often, a single hobgoblin could only be killed by a ten-man city guard or a high-level adventurer who specialized in restraining this type of creature.

Fortunately, hobgoblins, like large beasts, are solitary creatures.

There will be no other end of the same land - unless spring comes - otherwise, this land is no longer the world of intelligent creatures.

Just as Alvin was stunned, the earth elf opposite him was drooling all over the ground.

Logically speaking, hobgoblins would never appear in the Haze Forest.

This heavy creature usually lives in mountainous areas and is a very homely creature.

But this one is obviously different. It has just reached adulthood and has no place to release its excess energy from adolescence.

So after picking up an axe used by some unknown creature, the earth elf, who wanted to go out and take a look, left his habitat and broke into the gray haze forest.

After happily smashing several local creatures and unleashing their brutal nature, a native force of the Haze Forest set its sights on the intruder.

After several days of siege, the tough but exhausted hobgoblins finally reached the edge of the Haze Forest. As luck would have it, they ran into Ivan, who was vomiting to his heart's content.

The low-intelligence hobgoblin hadn't eaten for several days, and the burning sensation in its abdomen made it realize that its life was slipping away.

So when it saw the delicate and voluptuous Ivan, its first reaction was not to think that there were pursuers behind it and it had to run away quickly; but to think that there was a piece of fresh meat in front of it and where should it start to eat it...

Faced with this greenskin that was twice as tall as him and four times as thick as him, Alvin collapsed.

If Alvin wasn't afraid of sitting down on the "compost", he would never be standing now.

Neither the dandy in his original body nor the good-for-nothing in his previous life had ever seen such a thing!

So, the extremely frightened noble lord trembled and raised his right hand, knocked the tip of his tongue with his upper lip, and said: "Hey~~~Have you eaten~~~"

The hobgoblin was visibly stunned, and the axe that he had slowly raised paused.

Its disproportionate brain capacity couldn't allow it to understand what the young hunk in front of it was doing.

If this green monster had a better brain, he might think: Not yet, I'm about to eat you.

So, the two smart guys just stared at each other.

Because of this delay, the stagnant earth elf finally fell into the attack range of the pursuer behind him.

Ivan felt the ground suddenly tremble slightly, and his raised right hand shook unconsciously twice.

Then, the weeds and vines under the hobgoblin's feet began to grow wildly, climbing up half of the hobgoblin's body.

Then, several giant white-haired wolves that looked like huskies jumped out of the forest and bit the earth elf's limbs in a very tacit understanding.

Under the double attack, the three and a half meter (12 feet) tall hobgoblin was restricted in his ability to move.

The branches and leaves rustled, and two figures wearing heavy cloaks walked out from the shadows of the trees.

One of them was tall and thin, and Alvin felt that he was about the same height as himself, at least 180cm.

He held up the wooden staff and muttered a lot of gibberish. A ball of gray mist appeared out of nowhere and went into the earth goblin's mouth and nose.

Alvin, who was standing in front of the earth goblin, just watched the huge, muscular creature in front of him wilting at a speed visible to the naked eye.

As black blood oozed from the mouth and nose of the hobgoblin, this stupid, brutal and evil creature could no longer support its own weight. It fell to the ground with a thud, rolling its eyes, and was tightly tied up by the vines and weeds that were still growing wildly.

The cloaked man who had just held the wooden staff walked up to the earth giant, put away the staff, took out a dagger as long as his arm, and began to saw at the earth giant's hard neck.

The technique seemed to be unskillful, and black blood splashed all over Ivan's face.

The cloaked man paused, glanced at Ivan under the brim of his hat, then turned around and continued to practice his cutting skills, ignoring Ivan's intentions.

Instead, there was a shorter figure following behind, who tilted his head back and lifted his hood, revealing a childish face, and spoke to Ivan in the unique voice of a girl.

"Human traveler, what brings you to the Gray Haze Forest alone?"

Ivan didn't answer. A few drops of the black blood that had just splashed on his face fell into his mouth, smelling extremely fishy.

The cloaked man who was squatting on the ground and busy himself finally finished his work. He stood up from the ground holding the boss's head, and black blood dripped all over the ground from the broken neck.

The pair of seemingly out-of-focus pupils of the earth elf were staring at Ivan.

The useless young man from Blue Star finally couldn't stand this kind of stimulation. He fell to his knees with a "wow" and started vomiting again.

Several giant white-haired wolves came over and looked at Ivan, who was starting to vomit bitter bile, with contempt on their faces.