I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

"You are blaspheming God!"

"Hang! Hang!"

"Such a stain cannot exist among the sacred nobility!"

"Those who blaspheme should be sentenced to death by hanging!"

"Execute him! Execute him!"

……

Amid the bustling noise, a young man with black hair and black eyes stood in the middle of a waist-high fence that surrounded the area on all sides and was only big enough for one person to stand.

He was wearing aristocratic clothing that was well made, but definitely not fancy:

A silk shirt with a floral collar, a calfskin belt with extremely delicate stitching and a metal buckle, and a pair of slightly exaggerated pointed leather boots.

In Huiyao City, or any other human city, only the young nobles who were idle and lacked discipline would dress like this.

The young man blinked dully and looked around in confusion.

It's like an old-fashioned lecture hall, where the seats are arranged in a stepped pattern, so that the audience in the back row can see the situation in the center below from a high place;

In the middle was a small square platform with a small table for books and sundries;

If another old scholar came here, it would just be a dry academic speech.

Unfortunately, the person standing in the middle now is not the old professor, but the young man himself;

The audience around him did not listen to the report attentively, but criticized him emotionally.

From the young people's perspective, they can see some saliva spraying from the mouths of the audience in the back row towards the back of the head of the noble lady in front.

"Silence! Silence! This is the courtroom!"

At the front of the auditorium, an old man in a robe embroidered with gold patterns was holding a palm-sized nanmu hammer and hitting it hard on the table, making a banging sound.

"Sir Irving Norlihuys, drunken and depraved!

You are guilty of drunkenly disrupting the celebration ceremony of the Celebration Temple and openly desecrating the statue of the Celebration Goddess in front of dozens of priests and believers!"

The young man looked around to see where the unfortunate man called Irving Nolihuys was.

It was not until I looked around and found that everyone was staring at me angrily that I realized a very embarrassing problem.

It seems that I am not here to make a report, but to be the defendant...

"Confiscate all of Ivan Nolihus's local properties, revoke his noble title, and banish him to the Gray Haze Forest!"

As the old man's nanmu hammer fell heavily, the verdict was announced.

The young man came to his senses and pointed at his nose, his eyes full of disbelief.

Then, his eyes went dark and he passed out.

……

That’s right, familiar plot, familiar scene.

This person traveled through time.

Alvin, a good-for-nothing young man from the Blue Star of the 21st century, travels across time to become the body of a minor noble of the same name in a magical world.

To be precise,

The world is a medieval one with dragons, gods, and magic;

Nobles,

A poor nobleman with the title of knight but no land, no money and no power;

As for why I was in the trial court...

Well, while Ivan's soul is still struggling to cross the parallel universe,

The original body - a dandy young man who relied on the influence of his ancestors to be a landlord in the city, Ivan Norixius,

I don't know if he had a brain seizure or drank fake wine, but he ran to the temple of the goddess of celebration, Lal, and confessed his love to the statue.

According to eyewitnesses at the scene, the knight acted like a madman, expressing his love to the statue, singing, dancing and spitting into the pool next to the statue.

In the end, I couldn't control my emotions and started talking to the goddess statue...

Therefore, after being blown away by a lightning bolt from the goddess Laer, who had weaker divine power, Baron Ivan, who was still breathing, was taken to the Inquisition.

The "fainted" Ivan did not completely lose consciousness, but fell into a state of mental trance and inability to move - the big guys who understand time travel usually call this memory fusion.

It is actually quite difficult to travel across time. You have to cross two different world planes and sneak across under the noses of super bosses like the will of the world, gods, legendary wizards, etc.

In the end, he had to catch a poor guy who had just died, and let his consciousness fight with the other person's still breathing soul, so as to complete the process of taking over the other person's nest.

Therefore, anyone who travels through time will lose some of their original memories.

Unfortunately, he was unlucky. Everyone can still clearly remember what Alvin did to the statue of the goddess.

It was really me - no, it was my original self who did such a ridiculous thing.

To put it nicely, it's called kissing, to put it bluntly, it's called touching someone!

With his own strength, he pulled the entire aristocracy and even the lower limit of human civilization.

Ivan admired the original person's talent from the bottom of his heart. Was it because the soft little sister was not attractive enough, or did he want to experience the excitement of being electrocuted by a god himself...

There really are gods in this world, living ones.

Although the gods who are high above would not come down to the "human world" all day long to meddle in other people's affairs, it is common for them to respond to the believers' calls from time to time and perform miracles for their statues and priests.

I am a staunch materialist, but I don't know how I ended up in such a place.

I don’t know how much time had passed, but based on my experience of time traveling, it was usually three days. Alvin, who was unable to move, was dragged out of the small cell where he was held in solitary confinement.

It was not until two city guards pushed him into the so-called Gray Haze Forest that Sir Ivan, who was like a muddy mess, woke up from his state of being at the mercy of others.

Looking at the two city guards behind him carrying halberds and running away as if they were avoiding the plague, Alvin couldn't help but shout.

"Hey! Give me something to eat!

No, even when he was exiled to Ningguta, he was given two steamed buns. If you don’t have steamed buns, you can just give me bread!

Don't run! I saw you looking back!

If there is no bread, can I get some extra clothes?"

Exiled outside the Great Wall... emm, the expelled former noble master Alvin was shivering in this dark and cold forest.

……

The Haze Forest is home to a large area of ​​towering oak, beech and ash trees.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that it's towering into the clouds, but the height of this oak tree is indeed much taller than the oak trees on Blue Planet.

The tree trunk is thick and the crown is huge. The overlapping branches and leaves perfectly block every ray of sunlight that wants to hit the ground - to put it simply, it blocks out the sun.

Because of the presence of these huge oak trees that block out the sun, the Haze Forest is dark all year round.

Without sunlight, the fallen leaves and dead branches will not evaporate moisture and will be scattered on the ground, waiting to be degraded naturally.

There's also some excrement from forest animals mixed in here. On Blue Planet, this combination is generally called compost...

So, after shouting a few words to the city guards who had disappeared, Alvin fell to the ground and vomited.

The taste is too strong and it is really hard to digest.

The Haze Forest is also called the Death Forest by the surrounding indigenous people. There is no sunlight all year round, the stench is widespread, and there is natural methane in the low-lying areas that can easily ignite.

Of course, there's more that can kill you.

Originally, Alvin was just a playboy and had no idea of ​​the dangers of the Haze Forest.

After vomiting for a long time and almost vomiting out his intestines, the noble lord finally stood up and was frightened by a huge shadow in front of him.

This is the first humanoid creature that Alvin, the good-for-nothing from Blue Star, has seen in the other world.

It has a head, two arms, and two legs in the lower body. There's nothing wrong with it.

It was the three-meter-tall height and the drooling mouth that made Alvin completely stunned.