When Wei Wuxian traveled back in time
Chapter 718 Be a Happy Madman
The three people stood on a high place, their vision blocked by dense branches and leaves. They could not see clearly what was happening in the orchard below. They could only hear the noisy shouting inside getting louder and louder.
In addition, the sound of dogs barking could be faintly heard.
The dog barking was terrifying and Wei Wuxian shuddered all over. Without hesitation, he floated behind Lan Wangji and hugged his neck tightly.
The noise below was getting louder and louder, as if there was an argument. There were many people talking, but Lan Jingyi couldn't argue clearly.
Lan Wangji said, “Sizhui, go and take a look.”
Lan Sizhui: “Yes.”
After Lan Si chased after him, the guy on the donkey was still laughing crazily, almost laughing to the point of fainting.
Lan Wangji stared at him quietly for a moment before he said calmly, "Is it fun?"
The man stopped laughing in an instant, blinked his eyes and replied in a confused manner: "Second Master Lan, what are you talking about~"
Lan Wangji didn't react.
He continued, "Were you asking me just now? I don't understand. I just want to eat peaches. If Second Young Master Lan thinks I'm troublesome, you might as well put me down. I can actually pick them myself."
"No need to trouble you."
This man's intention to escape was too obvious, and there was no way Lan Wangji would think he was troublesome.
Faced with this man's pretense of stupidity and the unconscious coquettishness in his words, Lan Wangji simply averted his gaze and stopped looking at him.
However, although the surface seems calm, something has already caused ripples.
After a while, the noise below gradually subsided, and the two people who picked peaches came back together.
And each of them carried two large baskets of peaches.
Originally I just wanted to pick a few, but now I can eat them directly as a meal.
The amount of peaches was enough for them to eat for half a month even after returning to the Cloud Recesses.
Lan Sizhui said, “Hanguang-jun, they couldn’t even change the smallest change we had, so they bought so much at once.”
Lan Jingyi looked somewhat dull and powerless, as if he had not yet recovered from what had just happened: "We bought too much, and seeing that we had nowhere to put them, they actually gave us the baskets as well."
After saying that, Lan Jingyi glared at the leisurely man sitting on the donkey: "I was almost bitten to death by that uncle's dog, it's all your fault!"
The man on the little donkey maintained his character, twisting around nonchalantly while sitting on the donkey.
The more crazy and stupid he acts, the more infuriating it becomes.
Lan Jingyi became more and more angry the more he looked at it and almost threw all the peaches in his hand over.
Lan Sizhui touched his shoulder soothingly.
Lan Jingyi glanced at Lan Wangji and curled his lips. He understood the family rules...
The four of them continued walking along the path. Four baskets of peaches were placed on both ends of a thick and sturdy piece of wood and tied to the donkey's butt with a rope.
Little Apple has a hard time this time, as she has to carry both people and cargo.
The man who was untied tried several times to get off the donkey, saying that he wanted to make room for Taozi, but each time he was picked up by Lan Wangji before he could get off the donkey.
Soon, a stream appeared on the roadside ahead. Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi each took a few peaches and went to wash them in the stream.
The remaining two people stayed where they were and waited.
The boy riding the donkey was untied, and two of the three guardians were missing. He slowly stretched out his arms, raised them above his head, and let out a long sigh, as if to release all the fatigue in his body.
Then, he began to gently massage his shoulders and back. On the surface, he looked honest and doing nothing, but in fact his eyes were rolling around all the time, revealing a cunning look, and it was obvious that he was planning something.
The boy on the donkey stared at the river for a while, then stared at Lan Wangji for two seconds.
It seemed as if he was calculating the probability of him escaping from Lan Wangji's hands now that he had been untied.
Perhaps sensing his gaze, Lan Wangji suddenly turned around without warning, his eyes sharp as torches, and their gazes met.
The guy riding the donkey looked like he was caught. His eyes wandered involuntarily, and then he pretended to be calm and hummed a little tune.
Maybe it's because people feel guilty, so they tend to make a lot of small movements. This person unconsciously reached behind his back with one hand, picked up a peach, and touched the peach hair on his hand.
It was a bit prickly and thorny, but who cares? I just scratched the peach a few times and put it in my mouth. Just as I was about to put it in my mouth, someone snatched it away.
Lan Wangji responded to his dissatisfaction with a calm look: "Wash before eating." Although his tone was flat, the firmness contained in it was unquestionable.
"It's not dirty but you won't get sick if you eat it." He tried to refute and reached out to take the peach back.
Unfortunately, Lan Wangji did not hand it over as he wished.
The man on the donkey started braying again, completely carrying out his rogue and disgusting behavior to the end:
"Bullying! This is pure bullying by force! The famous Han Guang-jun relied on his high level of cultivation to steal my peaches! I want to make this known to the world!"
After hearing this, the three members of the Lan family fell silent: "..."
Let’s not talk about who bought the peach and whether it is illegal to take back one’s own things. Even if he really took this so-called bullying and announced it to the world, no one would believe it.
Lan Sizhui had already washed the peaches and came back to explain patiently to the man who was throwing a tantrum:
"Mr. Mo, if you don't wash off the hairs on this peach, not only will it make you feel uncomfortable when you eat it, it will also cause indigestion. In more serious cases, it will cause allergies and gastrointestinal pain. So Han Guangjun is doing this for your own good."
Of course he knew this, but at this moment he just wanted to be a disgusting weirdo and make trouble, so that he would have a chance to be driven away: "Do you understand that the hairs on the peach are the essence."
"Is it you who doesn't understand or us?" Lan Jingyi stuffed a washed peach into his hand: "You want to eat this."
The peach in my hand had been washed in stream water, it was icy cool and exuded an enticing fragrance.
The boy riding the donkey squeezed the peach in his hand, finding it just the right hardness and softness. He put it to his mouth and took a big bite.
Chew chew chew…
Swallow.
"This doesn't taste good."
'call out--'
"——Snap!"
The peach that was being eaten happily was suddenly thrown to the ground by the boy riding the donkey without mercy.
"You!" Lan Jingyi's eyes almost exploded when he saw his actions. He could guarantee that every peach he washed was big and juicy.
It’s not that the peach is not delicious, it’s that this guy is just looking for trouble.
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