When Wei Wuxian traveled back in time
Chapter 719 Wei Wuxian’s Crazy Talk
This guy is really a difficult person to serve. Lan Jingyi really doesn't want him to go back to the Cloud Recesses with him. Otherwise, if he goes back, who knows what kind of situation he will cause to the Cloud Recesses.
But even if Lan Jingyi didn't want to, there was nothing he could do. He and Lan Sizhui had seen Lan Wangji's attitude towards the donkey-riding boy's mischief.
Sure enough, Lan Wangji just glanced at the donkey boy who wasted food.
The peach on the ground had a big piece bitten off, and the juice was bursting out from the flesh. The bitten piece was still the reddest and tenderest part of the whole peach.
Quite good at eating.
Lan Wangji took a peach from Lan Sizhui and handed it back to him: "Don't waste food."
The donkey boy was not polite. He took it, took a bite, and said while chewing: "Second Master Lan, if you really want to take me back to your home, I am a big eater. Be careful or I will eat your house upside down."
Lan Wangji didn't say anything. Lan Jingyi chuckled and said, "If you really have this ability, I would really like to see it for myself."
'Chew, chew, chew...'
I took two bites of this peach, but the next second.
"Unappetizing."
As soon as he finished speaking, Taozi was thrown out mercilessly again.
Lan Jingyi was just about to reprimand him verbally, but he didn't expect that the peach he threw was caught steadily by Lan Wangji.
Lan Wangji handed it over again.
The donkey boy answered without thinking: "No."
Lan Wangji said, “Food should not be wasted.”
The boy riding the donkey said, "But Second Master Lan, the leftovers are not tasty. I don't eat bad food. If you think it's a waste, you can help me eat it."
Before Lan Wangji could reply, Lan Jingyi could no longer hold back and shouted, "How can you be so rude! We took you in and brought you home with good intentions, but you dared to let Han Guang-jun eat your leftovers? How could there be such an ignorant person in the world?!"
Lan Sizhui also frowned.
The donkey-riding kid said nonchalantly, "It's not that I insist on having your Han Guang Jun eat what I've eaten, it's just that I don't want to eat anymore, and your Han Guang Jun said not to waste food, so what can I do? Your Han Guang Jun has to help me eat it."
This person keeps calling you Han Guangjun, but he actually clears himself of all charges.
It's no wonder that Lan Jingyi reacted so strongly. To a certain extent, making two unrelated and unfamiliar people eat each other's leftovers is actually insulting.
Looking back, Wei Wuxian had tried every possible means to escape his restraints and avoid being captured by Lan Wangji and imprisoned in the Cloud Recesses. He had tried almost all of those disgusting, repulsive, and rogue tricks.
But Lan Wangji remained unmoved and didn't take it to heart at all. Instead, he protected him even more closely.
Just smiling, accepting his torture over and over again.
Witnessing these past events again, Wei Wuxian had been silently watching the changes in Lan Wangji's facial expressions.
Although he remained indifferent and dull from beginning to end, Wei Wuxian still saw deep sadness and loneliness in it.
Lan Jingyi said angrily: "You are unreasonable!"
The donkey boy raised one corner of his mouth and performed a difficult move on Little Apple. He crossed his legs and sat sideways, saying to him, "You also know that I'm a lunatic. You are really amazing to reason with a lunatic like me."
"Hasn't your Han Guang Jun taught you anything? Never enjoy reasoning with a madman, because the madman will treat your words as fart."
As he spoke, the boy on the donkey nimbly snatched a peach from Lan Jingyi's hand and started to eat it without saying a word, looking like a rude and unreasonable bully.
He couldn't convince himself, and he couldn't fight either. Lan Jingyi felt very frustrated.
Lan Sizhui quickly pulled Lan Jingyi aside and asked him to stand on his other side, so that he wouldn't be angry to death before returning to the Cloud Recesses.
This time he brought the peach himself and ate it completely, spitting out a perfect and neat pit.
This peach is very big, almost as big as a person's palm.
After eating one, you will feel a little full after swallowing the juice and flesh.
The donkey boy burped contentedly, then patted his round belly a few times and muttered, "This peach is really juicy! I feel my stomach is swollen after eating it, as if I'm pregnant."
“…” x 4.
Everyone who heard this was speechless.
After a long silence, Lan Jingyi finally couldn't help but complain in a low voice: "What a lunatic! He says all kinds of crazy things and has no shame."
The uphill slope ahead was quite steep. Little Apple was pulling four large baskets of peaches and was also carrying a person who didn't ride the donkey properly, so it was a bit difficult for them to walk and the road was inevitably bumpy.
The boy who was sitting sideways was accidentally bumped and leaned back, which directly caused him to slide off the donkey's back.
Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi tried in a panic to help the girl, but Xiaopingguo didn't stop and kept walking forward.
The two failed to catch the man.
The imagined pain of the back of my head and body hitting the ground did not come, instead I fell into a cool embrace.
The boy slowly turned his head, staring without blinking at Lan Wangji who was pinching his armpits and picking him up.
Over there, Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi had already controlled Little Apple to the top of the slope and looked back at the scene below.
Lan Jingyi said, "Han Guang-jun, the roads above are all flat."
Lan Wangji hummed, but did not move.
The boy on the donkey said, "Second Master Lan, can you please let me down now?"
Lan Wangji didn't say anything, just held the person's armpit and walked forward.
The boy on the donkey said, "No way, Second Master Lan, you're afraid I won't be able to escape even though it's such a short distance. I can really walk on my own."
He seemed unable to take care of himself and in the blink of an eye he was back on the donkey. If you roughly calculate, he had not touched the ground for a whole day.
Lan Wangji patted his back and told him to keep his feet on the donkey's belly and not to lift it up: "Behave yourself."
The boy riding the donkey felt a little melancholy about this, and he lay on the donkey's back as if he had no bones.
His hands and legs hung naturally, swaying slightly back and forth as the donkey shook.
This strange posture is really spontaneous, like a single-celled organism with no brains.
The four people and the donkey continued to move forward. The man riding the donkey turned his head and lay quietly for a while, but his gaze was still not still.
Look east and west.
Suddenly, he discovered something strange about Lan Wangji: the hand that Lan Wangji was holding the reins with was a little too strong.
The bulging blue veins are faintly visible.
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