When Wei Wuxian traveled back in time

"Second Master Lan, do you still need to use the Immortal Binding Rope to deal with a weak man like me who is powerless?"

“Wouldn’t this be a bit of an overkill?”

"besides."

"This thing is tight and strangles me. If it hurts me, don't you, a righteous person like you, feel any remorse for it?"

"No."

"..."

Listening to the man on the donkey chattering away, Lan Wangji remained calm, his eyes fixed on the man as he said "No" one sentence after another, without pausing for a moment as he continued walking forward.

After listening for a while, Wei WuXian really couldn't see what was wrong with Lan WangJi. Instead, the more he listened to his own messy questions, the more he felt that he was really good at talking.

I guess his tongue has become more polished along the way.

The person on the donkey was tied up tightly, but he still shouted tirelessly: "Has Second Young Master Lan got married?"

Lan Wangji also answered tirelessly: "No."

"Does Second Young Master Lan have a girl he likes?"

"No."

after a while.

"Second Master Lan..."

"No."

"I haven't asked anything yet."

"No."

"..."

Faced with his own tireless efforts, Wei WuXian was really ashamed. Before the two of them confirmed their relationship, the things he said and did could be considered sexual harassment.

If it was anyone else, Lan Wangji would have skinned him alive.

Lan Wangji had worked so hard to escort him all the way. After listening to his complaints and nonsense, if he had flown on a sword, he would have probably returned to the Cloud Recesses in no time.

In contrast to Lan Wangji who looked calm and composed, unaffected by the poison, the two little ones beside him were the ones who couldn't hold it in any longer.

I don’t know whether they thought Wei Wuxian’s words were interesting, or whether they thought it was incredible that there was someone in this world who would dare to say such vile words in front of Han Guangjun Lan Wangji and not be killed by a single sword.

The two children's shoulders were shaking, and it was so hard to endure.

After walking for a while, the road became steep.

We came across a fruit orchard just below the path. After finally being quiet for a while, we immediately became restless again after seeing the big, red peaches on the fruit trees next to us.

"Second Master Lan!"

No one cares about him.

“Lan Wangji!!”

Still being ignored.

"Lan Zhan!!!"

Lan Wangji stopped and turned to look at him.

The man on the donkey blinked his eyes and called out in a soft voice, "Second Brother Lan."

Lan Wangji just looked at him and still said nothing.

The person on the little donkey started to act like a scoundrel.

Because the movement was so big, he almost fell off the donkey on his back. Fortunately, Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui quickly dragged him down.

Lan Jingyi said, "What are you going to do now! You've been howling all the way, can you be quiet for a while?"

The man who was being held down started yelling again, almost slapping his thigh with his hand: "Oh my god!"

"I'm dying of thirst!"

"I'm going to starve to death!"

He pulled the rope that bound him: "I'm going to be strangled to death by this rope."

"I won't see the sun tomorrow."

"I want……"

Lan Wangji interrupted his screams and howled, "What do you want to say?"

The man stopped crying and licked his lips and said, "I want to eat peaches. I want to eat juicy, big, red peaches!"

Seeing him like this, Lan Jingyi complained to Lan Sizhui in a low voice: "Did this lunatic learn to change his face in opera? Why does he have a different attitude and accent every now and then?"

Lan Sizhui shook his head. This man's behavior was something he had never seen before in his life.

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, the people on the donkey kept clamoring for peaches.

Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui turned their gaze towards the peach forest beside the road, which was lush and green and growing well.

Lan Sizhui glanced at Lan Wangji, confirmed something, and then said, "Mr. Mo, large tracts of peach trees like this must have owners. Things that have owners cannot be taken casually."

The guy riding the donkey didn't care whether it had an owner or not. He shouted louder and louder: "I want to eat! I want to eat! I just want to eat!"

"If you don't let me eat, I'll strangle myself."

As he spoke, he took the edge of the rope and tightened it little by little. He screamed as he did so. If you didn't know, you would think they were using some kind of torture on him.

Lan Sizhui: “…”

Lan Jingyi: “…”

This guy just couldn't stop making trouble for a moment. Lan Jingyi couldn't stand it anymore. His face was tightly wrinkled, and he almost covered his ears with his hands: "Stop screaming!"

Lan Jingyi endured his yelling all the way, although he did think that this guy behaved like a normal person on Mount Dafan, and a very powerful one at that.

But he couldn't help but feel that this man was a lunatic. If Lan Wangji hadn't been here, he would have started yelling at him.

“Han Guang-jun, look at him.” Lan Jingyi placed his hope on Lan Wangji, hoping that he could do something to control this screaming madman.

Lan Wangji's eyes fell on the peach forest, and then said, "Jingyi, go pick some."

“Ah!” Lan Jingyi opened his mouth in shock: “But…but they have owners…”

Lan Wangji said, “Leave the money.”

When had Han Guangjun ever done such a thing? Lan Jingyi glared at the man on the donkey and went down to pick peaches reluctantly.

The man on the donkey shouted, "Little boy, you have to pick the good ones. Pick more. I like the big, red, and juicy ones!"

Lan Jingyi turned his head and said to the man viciously while walking down the slope: "I don't care what you like."

After Lan Jingyi went down, he saw a tree full of peaches outside the forest, which was dazzling.

Ripe, half-ripe and unripe fruits are all mixed on the same tree.

If you want to eat it, you must choose the cooked ones. As he was choosing, Lan Jingyi walked inside unconsciously.

After the figure could no longer be seen clearly, the man on the donkey began to howl again: "Everyone, come quickly!"

"Catch the thief!"

"There's a thief stealing peaches here! Hurry up and catch him!"

"Someone come quickly! Whose peaches are these? That guy is stealing them all!!"

Lan Jingyi, who was holding three peaches in the peach forest, said: “…………”

"What are you talking about, you lunatic! Who stole it?!"

The orchard has always been guarded to prevent anyone from stealing other people's hard work.

Moreover, fruit farmers are very sensitive to the word "thief".

Sure enough, after Lan Jingyi cursed angrily, other people's voices were heard in the woods from the same angle and the same place, followed by Lan Jingyi's shouting.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…”

The man on the donkey laughed heartlessly, which was too hurtful. He was just looking for trouble.

Looking at the torturous things he had done in the past, Wei Wuxian covered his eyes to express his silent condolences to Lan Jingyi.

It's his fault that he has to deal with me who is trying to escape at this time.