I opened the Ming Dynasty
Chapter 5: Brother-in-law turns into a boiled egg
When Lili heard this, her eyebrows raised and she clenched her teeth!
A pair of pink fists were clenched so tightly that they made a clattering sound!
I thought to myself: "This third brother-in-law is really going too far!"
"He's just a spy for the escort team! Do you think he can bully Xiang Tian who can only wield a fire stick and a kitchen knife?"
"Oh! How cool would it be if my Xiangtian could cut him like a cucumber?"
As Lily thought about it, she glanced at me who was standing in the middle of the lobby like a big boss!
As soon as Lily opened her eyes, I felt like I was electrocuted and my body instantly perked up, full of energy!
Radiant! Full of energy!
I bowed to Wang Tianheng and said:
"Third brother-in-law, I've heard that you specialize in certain fields! Today, I'm in the mood to use the kitchen knife in my hand to duel with you in swordplay!"
After hearing this, Wang Tianheng felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.
He looked at me arrogantly and said, "Are you worthy enough to fight with me?"
Before he could finish his words, the bastard trembled the sword in his hand, and in an instant, the room was filled with sharp sword lights!
There are thousands of rays of bright sunlight and a thousand auspicious colors!
All the guests in the hall were shocked and changed color, and each of them felt a chill in the corners of their eyes and eyebrows!
Lili's pretty face choked! She couldn't help but hold her left hand with her right hand and looked at me worriedly...
Wang Tianheng has drawn his sword!
He also created a sword flower that stunned everyone!
I was also trembling with fear!
I couldn't help but raise the kitchen knife in my hand!
This kitchen knife is pitch black, heavy and chunky!
It was originally a knife used in the kitchen to chop beef legs and pig feet!
The blade is as thick as a finger, two feet long and one foot wide!
Rather than a knife, it looks more like an axe!
"Hahaha! You're going to duel with me with this thing? You didn't drink cooking wine in the kitchen again and got confused, did you?"
Wang Tianheng glanced at the knife in my hand!
He laughed wildly and mocked arrogantly!
"Hahahahaha..."
I heard this and didn't answer!
Instead, he burst into laughter!
The sound was like a loud bell, shocking the whole room!
"Third brother-in-law! You swordsman! Watch the knife!"
As I said this, I staggered back and forth, as if I had secretly drunk cooking wine in the kitchen and was drunk!
"Come on! Play with swords!"
I looked at Wang Tianheng with shining drunken eyes and laughed.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
Wang Tianheng was obviously irritated by me and suddenly launched an offensive!
These three swords are really cheap!
All the guests in the room screamed!
But it's strange again!
I acted as if nothing had happened, still wielding the kitchen knife with my left hand and shaking the wine bottle with my right hand, drinking it all in one gulp!
but I……
I clearly saw these three swords just now...
It stabbed into my waist, lower ribs, and soles of my feet respectively!
Why am I fine?
Especially, why did Wang Tianheng feel like he was electrocuted when his sword-holding hand stabbed me?
He was so excited that he shivered again and again!
I can hardly stand!
Looking at Wang Tianheng again, his eyes were as big as goose eggs!
Nine eyes above, nine eyes below, he looked at me a total of ninety-nine and eighty-one times!
Of course, the three places he looked at the most were: my waist, lower ribs, and soles of my feet!
"Third brother-in-law! You have already attacked me with your sword three times! Do you want to continue?"
I looked at Wang Tianheng with a smile in my eyes and eyebrows!
"I! I don't want a sword anymore! I don't want a sword anymore!"
Wang Tianheng seemed to understand something!
I am the brother-in-law who has always been a low-profile person and is disliked by everyone in the Niu family. I am not a simple person!
A face like a King Kong, with sword-like eyebrows, tiger eyes, lion back and bear waist!
In an instant, he turned into a monkey with a pointed chin and a fawning smile!
"I, I'm a little drunk! I've been practicing swordplay three times, and my head and face are all sweaty! I need to take a break first, it's too hot!"
Wang Tianheng retreated while smiling obsequiously at my shoulder!
He thought he would be safe only if he retreated to the table where his father-in-law, mother-in-law and his wife were sitting!
"Hot? It's hot enough! Brother-in-law, that's because you have too much hair! Come, let me shave it for you!"
I laughed out loud! A proud laugh, a proud laugh!
Seems a bit drunk...
He suddenly leaped forward and grabbed Wang Tianheng's handsome black hair...
Wang Tianheng! A man who is so powerful and invincible, the chief of the escort agency!
At this moment! He is as cowardly as a roast chicken or goose waiting to be slaughtered!
He saw my kitchen knife getting closer and closer to him! He suddenly fell to his knees, wiping his tears and crying, "Brother-in-law, please forgive me!"
I shook my head with a smile!
"As long as you forgive me this time, I will not eat or sleep for three days and three nights, okay?"
As soon as Wang Tianheng said this, time seemed to stand still. The guests in the room all widened their eyes, with expressions of disbelief on their faces. Their eyes moved back and forth between Wang Tianheng and the others present, trying to understand what had just happened.
Niu Xiaoxia was originally immersed in the joyful atmosphere, but now he seemed to be under a spell, standing there in a daze, his eyes full of confusion and doubt. Niu Lili opened her mouth in surprise, her beautiful eyes wide open, as if she couldn't believe what she heard.
I was a little tipsy, but the sudden words suddenly sobered me up. I blinked hard, trying to be more sober in front of this incredible scene.
"Third brother-in-law! Are you serious? Does Third Sister agree?" I asked with a hint of astonishment and doubt. My voice sounded particularly loud in the silent atmosphere, as if it had broken the invisible shackles.
Wang Tianheng showed a trace of embarrassment and helplessness on his face. He looked evasive, as if he didn't dare to look at everyone. He cleared his throat, trying to make himself look calmer. "Of course I'm serious. If you forgive me this time, I promise not to eat or sleep for three days and three nights."
Hearing Wang Tianheng's firm promise, the guests began to whisper. Their words were full of surprise and confusion, and they were extremely confused by Wang Tianheng's words. Some people even began to shake their heads, thinking that this was simply too ridiculous. How could anyone make such a promise?
Niu Xiaoxia finally came back to his senses from his daze. He frowned and looked at Wang Tianheng, "Third brother-in-law, are you kidding me? How is it possible to not eat or sleep for three days and three nights? Are you drunk and talking nonsense?"
Niu Lili also recovered from her shock, but there was still an expression of disbelief on her face, "Tian Heng, stop it. You are making it difficult for everyone by saying this."
Wang Tianheng seemed particularly serious. He waved his hands and said, "I'm not kidding. I'm serious. I know I made a mistake, and I'm willing to make up for it in this way."
At this time, an elderly guest came forward, looked at Wang Tianheng, and said earnestly: "Tianheng, you have to know that some things cannot be solved in this way. If you do this, you will not only hurt your body, but also make everyone feel uneasy."
Another guest echoed, "Yeah, you should think about it carefully and don't make such an irrational decision on impulse."
Wang Tianheng still insisted on his own idea, "I have made up my mind, I must do it. I don't want to disappoint everyone again."
Amid the discussion, the atmosphere became increasingly tense. No one knew how this would end, and no one knew whether Wang Tianheng would really fulfill his promise. I stood aside, feeling full of emotion. All this happened too suddenly, and I was caught off guard.
I looked at Wang Tianheng, and I couldn't help but feel a little pity in my heart. He might really realize his mistake and want to make up for it in such an extreme way. But he didn't realize that such an approach would not really solve the problem, but might bring more trouble.
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