I opened the Ming Dynasty

If my father-in-law kicked me out of the toilet to serve food, I would be very unhappy, but there would be nothing I could do since I am living under someone else's roof!

But this time it's different!

Because this direction toward heaven is not that direction toward heaven!

The Xiangtian now is me after traveling through time!

"Chef Xiang! Why can't I get your red oil chicken feet?"

A resounding voice like a bell shouted!

"He might be hiding behind the stove and eating something again, hahahahaha!"

A group of women burst into laughter...!

Suddenly, I found myself standing in a magnificent hall filled with lights and feasting...

A group of men and women in brocade and embroidered clothes were pointing at me, clapping their hands and stamping their feet, talking and laughing. It was so lively!

Annoying! Don’t these people understand?

They didn't realize that Xiangtian, who used to be teased by them, had become a different person!

I became myself, who came from Emperor Yongle six hundred and sixty years later!

"What are you guys laughing about? If you don't work hard, get out of here!"

I clenched my fists and suddenly shouted at the top of my lungs!

All the guests in the room felt like they were dead in an instant!

Everyone was speechless and stunned!

I was chuckling to myself...

Suddenly! A foul smell hit me in the face!

"I heard your last name is Xiang? And your name is Xiang Tian"

"What a grand name! Why don't you call yourself something like "Zhen"? Something like a bird, an egg, or a ball?"

Suddenly, a guy wearing brocade and embroidered robe, with a tilted hat and squinting eyes, staggered and rushed towards me with his claws and teeth bared like a crab!

He rolled his eyes at me with one nostril in the air!

While shaking her legs and slapping her butt, saliva was flying everywhere!

Although I just crossed over last night...

But the previous Xiangtian's understanding of the people and things around him has been completely integrated into me!

So as soon as I saw this sloppy guy, I knew he was my third brother-in-law Wang Tianheng!

Wang Tianheng is the man of Niu Xiaoxia, the third lady of the Niu family!

He is also the young master of the escort agency, who is feared and famous in the martial arts world for 168 years!

This guy lives up to his name!

Because of his strong background and great reputation, he is definitely rich for five generations!

So he looks down on everyone and everything, and even walks as haphazardly as a crab!

But now he seemed a little drunk!

Or maybe he is just very cool!

I get upset when I see this stuff!

I thought to myself: Didn’t I travel through time?

Why don't I have a golden finger? Why don't I poke him to relieve my anger!

"Xiangtian! What have you been doing? Do you think you're acting like a man by dawdling like this?!"

"Second brother-in-law! Is that enough? This is my man! Try insulting him again!"

The sound of a yellow oriole singing in a valley is clear and pleasant!

Fourth Miss Niu Lili held her head high, her beautiful eyes flashing as she pointed at her third brother-in-law Wang Tianheng who was showing off his power across from her!

When I saw my wife standing up, I felt even more energized and full of courage. I rolled up my sleeves and wanted to hit someone!

Just at this moment, "bang bang bang bang bang!" a figure ran in like a cloud of dust!

Gou Laoer, the chef of Niu Mansion, pounced on me as soon as he saw me!

He shook my shoulders and said, "Your second brother-in-law and third brother-in-law are waiting to eat the boneless chicken feet you made! Why haven't they come yet?"

"But we don't know how to do it! We've never even heard of it!"

A kitchen helper who was slicing and dicing food complained.

"It must be that thief who was able to eat the fourth young lady's idea. She is the only one who has eaten the boneless claws of our fourth uncle!"

Another weird kid who dumps sewage every day!

"Are you three blind? I've already put the boneless chicken feet on the table!"

I don't even want to look at these bastards!

At this moment, a strange voice sounded in my head!

Yes, not the ears, but deep in the mind!

Reminder! After the sound of gold coins falling, an elegant female voice said:

"Master, please complete your check-in for today!"

I am very familiar with this sound. I often heard it when I was playing games on my mobile phone before I traveled through time.

As this voice sounded, a magnificent interface appeared in my mind!

Seven sparkling diamonds appeared on the interface.

Under each diamond is a red lantern, and on each lantern is a green number, which are!

Without hesitation, I stretched out my finger and pointed hard at the green number 1!

As soon as I clicked it, the number 1 instantly turned golden.

The interface also changed instantly: Sign-in successful!

We will help you realize one of the following four options!

A: Well-read

B: Rich enough to rival a country

C: Overwhelming

D: Both civil and military

Who to choose?

I tapped my finger, hesitant for a moment...

"You idiot, why don't you go and make me a bowl of hangover soup? Are you pretending to be stupid?"

Wang Tianheng probably felt that I had been poking him with my middle finger, and he couldn't help but get angry and start to do evil!

With a "bang", he threw the wine bowl down, kicked the chair away, and jumped directly in front of me from the table!

"That's right! Why are you staring at me for doing something that's not even worthy of being used on the table, such as cutting onions and peeling garlic?"

Another sarcastic voice shouted at me!

Of course, I also know that this sanctimonious man with triangular eyes is my second brother-in-law, Li Tianhua, the current Minister of Personnel.

"Choose D!"

Looking at these two arrogant brothers-in-law, who don't even consider me as their brothers-in-law...

I emphasized D with pride!

Both civil and military!

As soon as I clicked it, the interface disappeared! I suddenly felt excited and refreshed!

Wow! Is this system so awesome?

The perfect gift for me on my first day of signing in!

What if I sign in the next day?

What about the third day?

What about signing in to be a hundred years old?

Wouldn’t I be able to go to heaven and become the Jade Emperor or the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?

I was so happy that I danced with joy and clapped my hands and stamped my feet!

Everyone in the living room was stunned, speechless, looking at each other, whispering to each other, and talking a lot!

Father-in-law Niu Ren was so embarrassed!

He has always looked down on me, a poor and stupid son-in-law who looks like a homeless child!

Now you see me acting like this, as if no one is around. It's so embarrassing!

"Tang!" He jumped out from the pile of tables!

"Are you here to avenge the beating you got in the toilet last night?"

As soon as I see my father-in-law Niu Ren, I want to laugh!

Niu Ren took off his shoes and cursed: "You, you, you! Get back to the kitchen!"

As he was speaking, he had already rushed to my nose and started hitting me with the sole of his shoe!

Just at this moment, a pretty figure appeared and grabbed his hand tightly!

"Daddy! Don't hit me!"

Niu Lili stood in front of me and grabbed the sole of her father's shoe with her delicate hands!

Niu Ren was already furious! When he saw someone trying to stop him, he wanted to get even more aggressive!

But when he saw that it was his fourth daughter Niu Lili who stopped him, he immediately wilted!

really interesting!

The person that old man Niu Ren despises and hates the most is me, his fourth son-in-law!

But he dotes on and pampers his fourth daughter, Niu Lili, the most!

Come to think of it! This feeling is really enough to give Niu Ren a headache, right?

Seeing that Lili had intercepted him, Niu Ren could only say angrily: "There's sand in my shoes, I'm going to knock it out!"

After that, he took his shoes and pretended to knock them on the floor...

He sniffed the soles of his shoes meaningfully and with an intoxicated look on his face!

He sniffed hard and said, "Isn't it fragrant?"

All the men and women in the room burst into laughter!

One after another! They were all amused by this old guy Niu Ren!

"Xiang! Stop right there! Why did you give me the middle finger? Why did you point your index finger at me?"

Just when all the guests in the room were cheering!

Suddenly there was a roar like a bolt from the blue!

Everyone was shocked!

Wang Tianheng rushed towards me and grabbed my collar with his eagle-claw-like right hand...

The right hand has drawn the sword from the waist!

"what……"

The whole room was shocked! The four seats were in uproar!

Even the second sister Niu Shuna couldn't help but slam the table!

"Wang Tianheng! Today is my little brother's ninth birthday! Why are you drawing your sword?"

When Wang Tianheng saw his second sister Niu Shuna speaking, he quickly loosened my collar!

The people on all sides nodded and bowed, saying, "No rashness! No rashness!

I rolled my eyes at him!

"Heart said! Come on!"