I opened the Ming Dynasty

"You, you, what's wrong with you? You're so disgusting! How did I, Niu Ren, end up with a son-in-law like you?"

When I heard this and suddenly saw this fat, big-eared man with a red nose, I was not only stunned, but also confused!

What's going on? Where am I?

Dreaming or sleepwalking?

How can dreams be so real?

No! I seem to have fallen into the Liubi River with Ye Tiantian and Li Lili...

Could it be that I have traveled through time?

I quickly looked at my clothes. I was wearing a dusty grey waistcoat, dull grey trousers, and a pair of hemp shoes which I had never seen before!

Looking at the surroundings, this is a low hut of five square meters built with earth bricks. In the bright place, you can see a door curtain made of straw...

Is this the legendary thatched cottage?

Look at the fat old man in front of me who is unbuttoning his belt. He looks like a ball of flesh with flowers surrounding it.

Because the light was dim, I couldn't see his eyebrows clearly, but the huge hooked nose was full of alcohol...

Then I heard him rush in and yell at me, calling me brother-in-law!

I was also a little angry, and wanted to use this to verify whether this was a dream or a time travel?

I took two steps forward and slapped that chubby guy on the head twice!

Then he kicked the guy in the stomach!

The guy let out a series of strange screams and suddenly fell on his back!

"It's not a dream! This is definitely not a dream!"

I said to myself!

Because I used all my strength when I just smoked that thing!

Not only does my palm hurt, but my arm also hurts badly!

"You bastard? What's your name? Who is your uncle?"

I put my foot on that guy's chest, like Wu Song fighting the tiger, or like Lu Zhijie punching Zhen Guanxi, waving my fists and yelling at that guy!

"You! You! Aren't you Xiangtian? I'm your father-in-law! How dare you hit me? Are you blind? Do you want to die?"

This meatball-like guy is still very dishonest. He kept yelling at me even after I beat him to a pulp!

"You bastard!"

"Clap"

I slapped this guy who insisted on being my father-in-law twice again!

"Where is this? Who is the current emperor? What dynasty? What is the name of the country?"

The old guy was beaten so hard that he couldn't open his eyes, and he became much more obedient!

He quickly replied: "This, this is in Xiangyang, Hubei. The current emperor is Zhu Di and the country is called Yongle!"

"Hmm? Zhu Di? Yongle?"

"Are you talking about the Ming Dynasty?"

"Is the founding emperor Zhu Chongba, the beggar monk with a shoe-horn face?"

I asked with a little inexplicable excitement!

"It's Daming! I don't know anything else!"

The guy groaned in pain!

"Then who are you? And who am I?"

I tightened my foot on this guy's chest and continued to question him.

"Well, well, my name is Niu Ren, you are Xiang Tian, ​​I am your father-in-law, and you are my son-in-law!"

I was very surprised to hear this! How come I am still called Xiangtian after traveling through time?

"What do you do? What do I do? Tell the truth!"

I waved my fist again!

"I am the owner of Niujiazhuang, and I mainly deal in turquoise. You work as a handyman in the kitchen in our backyard!"

"Clap"

This guy’s answer made me very unhappy, so I slapped him twice!

"Didn't you say I'm your uncle? How dare you let me do odd jobs in the kitchen?"

"Stop, stop smoking! I was wrong. From now on, I won't let you do odd jobs in the kitchen! I'll give you money, you can do whatever you want."

This fat guy started to wag his tail and beg for mercy...

Later, I found out that this fat guy was indeed my father-in-law after I traveled through time!

His name is Niu Ren, and as his name suggests, he is indeed very awesome!

He is only thirty-seven years old, but his baldness is as big as a gourd, shiny and glossy, and not a hair left!

But he is very good at dealing with turquoise, and Shangyong City is a world-famous turquoise town.

Since he was a child, Niu Ren has developed a pair of bulgy eyes that can identify jade from hard stones!

Ever since he looked at people with green eyes like a wolf, he knew that his family had a mine!

In the past two days, the Niu family compound was decorated with lights and filled with guests, the aroma of wine and meat, and the bustling noise!

At this moment, Niu Ren was also going to the toilet with his hands on his stomach.

Because there were so many wealthy businessmen and dignitaries who came to celebrate Master Niu’s ninth birthday, and as a father he drank a lot, so naturally he ran around more frequently!

He rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and suddenly he felt a darkness in front of his eyes, and a figure stood in front of him!

Niu Ren was startled and looked carefully with his sleepy eyes wide open. It would have been fine if he hadn’t looked, but when he did, he exploded!

He started to curse...

Then he was beaten up in the toilet!

The person who beat him was me, who had just traveled back to the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty from Labor Day on May 2024, 5!

Niu Ren had four daughters and one son. The eldest daughter, Niu Yueying, entered the palace at the age of twelve because of her unparalleled beauty!

The second daughter, Niu Shuna, is naturally romantic and has unparalleled beauty!

At the age of thirteen, she married Li Tianxiao, the then Minister of Personnel, as a concubine!

The third daughter, Niu Xiaoxia, is a beauty that makes the moon ashamed of the flowers, but she doesn't like poetry and books, she loves swords and guns!

At the age of fourteen, she married Wang Tianheng, the eldest son of the escort agency that had been prosperous for 168 years!

Only the fourth daughter Niu Lili made Niu Ren feel most unhappy!

Because she is more pure and beautiful than her three sisters, and she is extremely talented!

But she married a servant of Niu Mansion quietly and got pregnant!

This servant is Xiang Tian!

That is me now after traveling through time!

That night, I slowly got to know the former Xiang Tian from Niu Lili's whispers...

Xiangtian is an orphan. At the age of eleven, he went to work as a handyman in the kitchen of Niu Mansion!

He spends all day adding fuel to the fire, worrying about trivial matters, pounding ginger and chopping garlic, and is so busy that his feet hit his head!

But in just two years, the originally skinny and skinny Xiangtian suddenly grew like a mushroom because he often secretly ate meat and wine in the kitchen of Niu's mansion!

He is handsome and has a tall and strong figure!

Perhaps it was the good genes of his deceased parents, but Xiang Tian, ​​who was only sixteen years old, already had sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, a straight nose, a wide mouth, a handsome face, and a heroic spirit. He was definitely a beautiful boy!

Niu Lili was originally the most beautiful girl in the Niu family, the one most loved by her parents and sisters.

Although she is not naughty or cunning, she is a foodie with a strong taste!

The Niu family slaughters countless chickens and ducks every day, but Niu Ren, who has a fat head, big ears, a big belly and a shiny bald face, pays great attention to health preservation!

He stipulated: Do not drink the bucket of water behind the water carrier's buttocks!

Don’t eat any pickled vegetables that are stepped on by feet!

Do not eat any fish that dies with its eyes open after being slaughtered!

Chicken feet and duck necks are not allowed to be served!

Because of this, the Niu family kitchen throws away countless dead fish, rotten shrimps, chicken feet and duck necks every day...

Not only did it fatten up a group of stray cats and dogs, it also brought endless joy to Xiangtian, the handyman!

Because Xiangtian is not only tall, poor and handsome, but also very smart!

He was in the kitchen every day, running errands and doing odd jobs behind the counter...

Over time!

I learned cooking skills without any teacher!

I don’t know when?

Xiang Tian was curled up behind the stove, secretly gnawing on his homemade chicken feet, when he was caught by the fourth lady Niu Lili who suddenly broke into the kitchen!

"Humph! You actually hid behind the stove and ate secretly! What did you eat?"

Little Lili's eyebrows were raised and her eyes were round!

He pinched her slender waist, stamped his feet and clapped his hands.

Xiang Tian was sucking and biting so hard that his mouth was crooked and his eyes were squinting, his mouth was full of oil, and he was concentrating!

Being shocked by this sudden shout!

So scared!

After seeing clearly that it was the fourth lady Niu Lili, Xiang Tian felt even more embarrassed!

I wish I could find a hole in the ground to crawl into and never get out again!

"No, nothing! They were just some chicken feet that the kitchen threw away!"

After Xiangtian curled up in the stove, the oil in his mouth was still flowing...

He looked at Niu Lili, who was holding her waist with her hands, like a wooden chicken...

“Chicken feet?

What the hell?

Why haven’t I eaten it? Is there any more?”

Lily pinched her waist and twisted a few times.

"No, no more, this is the last one!"

"You made this? Let me try it!"

Niu Lili took two steps closer and said, "If it were someone else, I would sneer at even the most delicious seafood!"

As she spoke, she glared at Xiang Tian with contempt!

Qian smiled sweetly and grabbed the chicken claws that Xiangtian handed over...

She raised her head high, spread her eyebrows, slightly opened her cherry lips, and took a light sip!

"Wow! It smells so good! This is a taste I've never tasted before!"

Before she could even blink, Lily had swallowed a red oil chicken foot!

Xiangtian was caught by Lily sucking her fingers before he could close his eyes in astonishment!

"What's wrong? Have you never seen a beautiful woman eating chicken feet?"

Lily's beautiful eyes were sparkling, her pretty face was slightly red, she sucked on her slender jade fingers, and stared up to the sky with a look of both anger and joy!

"Oh! If you like, I can make it for you!"