I opened the Ming Dynasty

Young Master Wei rolled his duck egg-sized fish eyes and said to Zhu Pi Gu, "I'm going to eat less tonight. I mainly want to drink some wine. First, bring 258 catties of beef, 327 catties of mutton, 250 big roosters, 235 fat geese, 30 catties each of cabbage, radish, and water spinach, 50 catties of fermented bean curd sauce, and 18 jars of Wudang Chaoyang wine."

Master Wei didn't seem to notice that Li Lili and I were staring at him like he was a monster. But his next words surprised us!

Young Master Wei said, "Shopkeeper Zhu! Are those two friends also good eaters? Ask them to come over and eat with me!"

Although Master Wei looks like a toad, his voice is as thin as a mosquito. Although it sounds nice, it clearly exudes his domineering aura!

Lili felt sick when she heard this! The more she looked at this fleshy Buddha, the more he looked like a super feces-making machine!

Lili stood up and said, "You want us to eat with you? What a joke! It's disgusting to see you, a person who only eats and waits to die!"

After hearing this, Master Wei was not angry but happy: "That's right, it's disgusting! This is the kind of presence I want! If you want to become famous in the martial arts world, how can you increase your popularity and exposure without pandering to the public and embarrassing yourself?"

Lily was delighted when she heard that. She was so happy that her body was shaking and her body was surging!

Seeing Master Wei teasing Lili like this, I couldn't hold it in any longer!

What's more, I have always been disgusted by this meat-filled manure-making machine!

I burped and said, "You're just a shit-making machine. Do you rely on eating and drinking to make yourself feel important? Why don't you take a piss and look at the mirror? How many days can you live with this ugly face?"

Master Wei laughed out loud!

"This is what you young people don't understand, right? What does it mean to attract attention? What does it mean to show off your presence? I'm asking you two, since I went upstairs, have you been scared off by the noise I made?"

When Lili heard this, her pretty face turned red again, her beautiful eyes were choked and she was speechless.

He tilted his head and held his chin, looking at me who was drinking by myself and had a blue face!

"Manure Maker! If I kill you, will that be a relief to the people?"

I am a coward who has drunk a lot of wine. Suddenly, my sword-like eyebrows hardened and my eyes were as bright as lightning! I put down the wine jar and spoke word by word!

Young Master Wei laughed again: "Kill me? You are not qualified! Although I am tired of living and want to die, you can't fulfill my wish with a 17 or 18-year-old thing like you!"

"Swish"

The fifth floor of Caoxieya Restaurant was shining brightly again, covering the sky!

I drew my sword!

He pulled out the Overlord Drunken Sword which had no blade but only the hilt!

"You are a dung-making machine who only eats and waits for death! Just looking at you makes you sick! Today, I will use my unpredictable and elusive sword to kill you!"

I don't know why. The more I look at him, the more I hate him! The more I look at him, the more disgusted I feel!

After drawing the sword, I stood up from my seat!

Step by step, approaching the "manure-making machine" Master Wei!

Just at this moment, a waiter came upstairs, jumping and dancing.

"The food is here! The wine is here!"

Followed by a loud, joyful shout.

Suddenly, a group of waiters came up from downstairs. They were dressed in white and had shiny shaved heads.

Some of them worked in groups of two, using huge bronze tripods, golden basins, silver bowls, and jade jars, carrying steaming, fragrant braised beef, roasted lamb legs, red oil chicken, and roast goose with sauce.

Some people formed a group and used mahogany plates and bamboo baskets to bring up cabbages, radishes and water spinach.

As soon as the team of Bai Xiaoer went upstairs, the originally magnificent but deserted fifth floor of Caoxieya Restaurant suddenly became lively.

The fat shopkeeper Zhu Pigu, who was like a ball, was even more beaming with joy, jumping up and down, gesticulating and shouting!

"Boys! Quickly set up Master Wei's special dining table, and quickly serve the wine, meat and dishes that Master Wei just ordered! We must hurry up, because the gods of wealth who want to come up to watch Master Wei eat are about to break down the door!"

I had already drawn my sword, but the shopkeeper and the waiters were yelling at me and I didn't know what to do.

He also heard Zhu Pi Gu say that someone was downstairs trying to come up to watch Master Wei, the Meat Bodhisattva, eat, and that there were so many people that they were pushing the door open, and he couldn't help but feel very surprised and curious!

He simply sheathed his sword, hugged Lily in his arms, and sat down!

Humph! I want to see how this foodie performs.

In a moment, there was a mountain of meat and a sea of ​​wine in front of the Flesh Bodhisattva Wei Gongzi!

Master Wei was still sitting with his chest exposed and his big belly in the huge golden basin, motionless, but with a big smile on his face!

"Boom"

Young Master Wei raised his right hand slightly, and the fat shopkeeper Zhu Pigu, who was nodding and bowing in front of his feet and smiling flatteringly, was shocked.

He said, "Old Zhu, let in all the gods of wealth who like to watch me drink and eat meat!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Pi Gu was so happy that he trembled all over. He rolled to the entrance of the corridor and shouted at the bottom of the stairs at the top of his lungs: "Break the wall and break the door! Master Wei is about to eat!"

Just as he finished speaking, more than a hundred strong men in black clothes, dressed in shorts with small lapels, with their hands clasped and a copper stick on their backs, rushed up from the corridor!

These more than a hundred strong men are all tall and mighty, with frowning brows and glaring eyes, as if facing a formidable enemy!

They were seen starting from the entrance of the corridor on the fifth floor, forming a V-wing formation, one person every ten steps, extending to every corner of the fifth floor which covered an area of ​​more than one thousand square meters!

As soon as this group of strong men finished lining up, they heard a deafening sound of running and shouting coming from downstairs!

In an instant, I was almost unable to sit still while holding Li Lili in my arms. The Caoxieya Restaurant seemed to be being tortured by a strong earthquake, and the cups, bowls, and dishes on the dining table were shaking and rustling!

"How many people are here to watch this fat pork ball eat and drink to his heart's content? With such a big commotion, there must be tens of thousands of people, right?"

Lily was frightened by the earth-shaking noise, and she shrank her neck, snuggled into my arms, and complained unhappily!

"This bastard Zhu Pigu, isn't he afraid of collapsing the building by doing this? If there is a stampede or a source of infectious disease, how will he end up? He is so eager to make money that he is risking his life! He has no sense of responsibility at all!"

I touched Lili, stared at the entrance of the corridor and said hatefully.

"Bang bang bang bang bang"!

The sound of stairs coming up like muffled thunder soon reached the fifth floor. A mist shook the entrance of the corridor, and a hot wave mixed with the smell of wine, tobacco, armpit odor, powder, leeks, sweaty feet, and farts gushed in from the entrance of the corridor!

It instantly filled the entire fifth floor of Caoxieya Restaurant!

Before the fog dissipated, heads of people rolled into the building like a tide!

Men, women, old, young, black, white, beautiful, ugly, fat, thin, tall, short, all kinds of things, all kinds of strange!

Oh my goodness! I just sneaked under the table and touched the feet of the beautiful girl with electric eyes!

When I looked up again, Li Lili and I were already submerged in the huge crowd!