I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 48 The crowd eating melons

Moreover, many people had no moral principles and jumped onto the dining table in order to better appreciate Master Wei's eating show.

It completely blocked the view of Li Lili and me, keeping out the wind and rain!

"Hey! Why is there no one to control these people? What else can we do if the blockade is so tight?"

Lily broke free from my arms and jumped up and down in anxiety!

I'm a little unhappy!

I thought, "Why would Lili just follow the crowd and blindly follow the crowd? She likes to watch a manure-making machine destroy the natural world and make manure on the spot?"

Let's be honest! Everyone loves to watch the fun!

I also want to see how so many rich people come here to give money and rewards to the manure-making machine?

At this moment, there was a loud bang of gongs and drums, and the sound of suonas rang out!

Immediately afterwards, a foul smell rose to the ground, and suddenly yellow smoke billowed towards us!

Lily and I have never seen such a scene before.

They were caught off guard and were so dizzy that they hugged each other and rolled over on the large round sandalwood table, causing all the jewels and jade on the table to shatter to the ground!

What's happening here?

Could it be that the Caoxieya Restaurant six hundred years ago also used biological weapons?

Is this hydrogen sulfide or methyl mercaptan?

Is it butyrate or ammonia?

Holy shit! Is there a gas mask here?

Just as Lily and I were biting each other's mouths and twisting our legs to give each other artificial respiration in order to prevent ourselves from inhaling too much stench.

An unimaginably loud voice spoke!

"Don't panic! This is because there are too many fans and it's too crowded tonight!"

"It has seriously affected Master Wei's eating and drinking!"

"It also seriously hinders us from collecting fan rewards for Master Wei!"

"So! Master Wei collapsed when he had no other choice!"

"Now I am announcing the rules for fans to enter tonight! Anyone with less than 100,000 silver coins on them please go downstairs! Make room for the truly wealthy! Let's create a harmonious atmosphere!"

"If anyone with less than 100,000 silver coins is still watching when we collect the reward money, Master Wei will tear his legs in half and eat him alive!"

Strange to say!

This loud voice has just finished speaking here!

There was a loud bang! Immediately, many fat and big-eared people ran away with their heads covered!

They staggered, stumbled, rolled and crawled, screamed and tried their best to squeeze downstairs.

Lily and I were stunned!

"When you first came upstairs, you were so eager to get ahead, but why did you run downstairs in a hurry after hearing someone say that?"

Lili was also very sharp-eyed and quick-handed! She dragged a fat man to the ground and insisted on asking what was going on?

The big man hurriedly climbed up while saying, "Their words are more decisive than the Jade Emperor! They keep their promises and never hesitate! The night before last, I saw Master Wei on this floor devouring a silk shop owner who didn't give enough tips! That scene has a psychological trauma on me for the rest of my life!"

"Yes! Too bloody! Too scary! Too disgusting!"

Said another middle-aged wealthy businessman who was also in a hurry to escape.

"It's so exciting to watch! But it's also so disgusting! He even swallowed the shit and urine bag!"

"I actually just want to see if Master Wei will eat Shopkeeper Wang alive tonight! That old guy always wears the wrong pants with my daughter-in-law, which makes my son and I look bad."

"How can Shopkeeper Wang be so stupid? If he didn't have 100,000 silver coins on him, he would have run away long ago!"

"He hasn't run away yet! He's still pushing his way closer to Master Wei!"

"Then he must have brought enough silver! Do you want to see him being eaten alive? No way!"

"Hehe! To be honest, Shopkeeper Wang originally came to visit Master Wei with a 150,000 tael note. But before he came, he insisted on working in the fields with my daughter-in-law in the middle of the day, and my daughter-in-law took the opportunity to steal a 100,000 tael note from him!"

"Ah? Is that true? Then I won't leave! Even if I have to pay Master Wei 100,000, I have to watch this shopkeeper Wang being eaten alive! He also made me wear a hat, so I must watch with my eyes wide open to vent my anger!"

A few local tycoons who were squeezed under the table were whispering to each other!

It completely shocked Lily and me!

Who are these people?

Is it true that someone will be eaten alive by Master Wei in public tonight?

Is this Caoxieya Restaurant so awesome?

Is this Master Wei a lion or a tiger?

After a bunch of people were scared away by the loud fans' entry rules, the restaurant was no longer overly crowded as before.

The fifth floor of the Caoxieya Restaurant, which can accommodate two thousand people, is now crammed with about eight thousand people!

In order to see more clearly and have a wider view, Lili and I stacked up two gold-threaded sandalwood wine tables.

Then place a small wine table with nanmu sword legs on the second stacked table.

After filling the small nanmu sword-legged wine table with drinks and snacks, Lily and I sat down at the table.

Looking down at the crowd of people in the building who were just eating spectacles and Master Wei who was about to make a shit!

Just by looking at the complexions and clothes of these thousands of onlookers, you can tell that they are all rich people!

Men form groups! Women form circles!

They all have greasy hair and powdered faces, fat heads and big ears, wearing jewels and precious stones, and have big bellies!

They surrounded the manure-making machine guard in three layers inside and outside!

The front circle all prostrated themselves on the luxurious carpet and looked up.

The second circle sat on the ground.

In the third circle, move a stool and sit down.

The fourth circle sits at the table.

The fifth circle is standing on a stool.

The sixth circle is standing on the table.

But Li Lili and I are awesome!

She and I stacked up two large wine tables and lay down at the tables in the first circle, in the front row!

Because our view is so perfect! It's so comfortable to lie down, stand or sit as you like!

It aroused the envy, jealousy and hatred of many onlookers!

But it was strange! Actually, it was not difficult to stack two large wine tables, but none of the men and women in the crowd followed our example.

On the contrary, the two table bottoms and one table top below our buttocks were filled with people!

"Alright! Everyone, be quiet! Master Wei, the God of Food, is ready to eat!"

At this time, the crowd seemed to be climbing, squatting, standing and sitting in an orderly manner, and it was not so crowded and noisy.

I finally got a clear view of this incredible loud voice!

But when I saw it clearly, I was so shocked that I almost choked to death on a mouthful of wine!

This person whose voice is as loud as a bell and whose every word is deafening is actually a woman!

And she is not a tigress, a female demon, or a fierce woman like Sun Erniang from Liangshan Marsh!

She turned out to be the beautiful girl with the electric eyes who had been flirting with me and glancing at me frequently when she served me the wine earlier!

This really refreshed my cognition and perspective!

I really can't imagine how such a young, beautiful, energetic and beautiful girl with electric eyes who makes me excited at a glance can have such a earth-shattering, ghost-shocking, god-shocking, and thunderous voice that rolls up thousands of snowdrifts?

Maybe she also noticed that I was looking at her very attentively and excitedly!

Maybe she has been secretly watching me ever since she served me the wine and I kept making eye contact!

She was standing next to Master Wei's food bowl and speaking loudly, and she immediately caught my bright eyes!

She was surrounded by thousands of bulging eyes, and she smiled at me, who was lying on top of Lili and sitting on the table, and winked at me...

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