I opened the Ming Dynasty

When it comes to fine wine and beautiful women, I usually accept both and never refuse them!

Seventeen barmaids in red went downstairs one after another, leaving only the beautiful girl with sparkling eyes to fill glasses for me and Li Lili.

Lili had long lost her patience with this beautiful girl with electric eyes. She quickly snatched the wine jar from her arms and said, "Get out of here! Don't get in our way!"

Faced with Lily's aggressiveness, the beautiful girl with electric eyes had to purse her lips and nodded. Finally, she gave me a electric look and left in anger!

"You drink alone! I don't drink!"

When Lili saw that the beautiful girl with charming eyes was about to disappear while I was still staring at her butt with shining eyes, she got angry again!

"boom"

He threw the jar of wine in front of me, grabbed a pig's trotter and started chewing it until his mouth was full of snot bubbles.

I ignored Lily too. Based on my experience in flirting with girls, I thought that it’s normal for a girl to be jealous in front of a boy!

Being cool occasionally will make her more attracted to you!

So, I started drinking in big bowls and eating big chunks of meat, as if no one was around!

In fact, there was no one else on the fifth floor of the Caoxieya Restaurant except Li Lili and me.

Gulp, boom, slurp!

I drank three bowls in one gulp!

This is how I like to drink. The sooner I get drunk the better!

Because the higher you go, the more excited you get!

After filling the fourth bowl, I scooped up a large lobster.

Only then did he peel the shells while looking around the fifth floor of the Caoxieya Restaurant!

If I hadn't looked closely, I wouldn't have felt anything. But when I looked closely, I was stunned! My hands, which were cracking the shrimp claws, also stopped...

No wonder the fat man Zhu Pi Gu treats people differently, this is too magnificent, beautiful, luxurious and extravagant!

The fifth floor is over 800 square meters.

There are hundreds of large round dining tables made of carved red sandalwood, and each table is surrounded by twenty red sandalwood armchairs.

On each table there is a seven-foot square jade plate, crystal clear and emerald green.

In the center of each jade plate are placed 300 pure white Hetian jade bowls, 800 glittering amber cups, and 5,000 golden wine vessels...

I was watching intently when I heard someone in the corridor shout, "The fifth floor is ready! The God of Wealth has arrived!"

Before he could finish his words, the fat man Zhu Pi Gu came upstairs with a grunt.

He stood at the entrance of the corridor with his head bowed and his butt sticking out, as if he was waiting to greet someone.

After a while, a dull and rhythmic sound of footsteps seemed to be coming up the stairs!

Just hearing the footsteps gave me a fright!

The unfinished pork knuckle in Lily's hand fell onto the snow-white goose feather carpet with a "pop"!

Is this a person coming up?

Or is it that 11 million people are walking up the stairs at the same point?

But no matter how grand and spacious the corridor of Caoxieya Restaurant is, it is impossible for thousands of people to go upstairs at the same time, right?

Li Lili and I were shocked...

Along with the dull footsteps that sounded like the earth shaking and walls collapsing, a figure floated in like a flower!

Yes! Only use Piao!

Because the way she went up the stairs was as light as a free cloud!

She! She is actually a woman!

And it was this woman!

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief at first, then raised my sword-like eyebrows, turned my tiger eyes wide, and stared at the woman with my sparkling eyes!

As soon as Lily saw this woman, her face turned blue with anger.

He grabbed the white silk towel on the dining table, wiped his greasy mouth and hands with it, crumpled the silk towel into a ball, and swung it at the woman's face!

The woman who just floated in from the corridor entrance to the fifth floor is none other than the beautiful girl with electric eyes who had flirted with me among the eighteen girls in red clothes who delivered wine earlier!

"Zhu Pigu! Why did she come up here when no one asked her to eat or drink?" Lily shouted at the fat shopkeeper.

Zhu Pigu, who had kowtowed and bowed to Lily before, seemed not to hear Lily's rebuke this time, and didn't even bother to turn his head.

The beautiful girl with electric eyes seemed like a different person. She stretched out two fingers to catch the dirty silk scarf thrown by Lily, and threw it back in her face!

As luck would have it, it shot right between my lips!

The beautiful girl with the electric eyes made a face at me, and another wave of her electric eyes made me excited!

She laughed sweetly and said, "Do you think our Caoxieya Restaurant was opened for the two of you? I'm telling you! Be good! Our real God of Wealth is coming!"

Before the beautiful girl with electric eyes finished her words, there were several more earth-shaking muffled "bang bang bang" sounds.

A human head as big as a bucket floated up the stairs inch by inch with a muffled sound!

When this man with a head as big as a bucket was fully revealed in the dazzling lights on the fifth floor, Lily and I were so shocked that our jaws dropped!

No wonder the “dong dong dong” sound of people coming up the stairs is so earth-shattering?

It turned out that eighteen strong men like Vajra were carrying a flesh Buddha together!

Each of these eighteen strong men was nine feet tall, with broad shoulders and thick backs, big heads, big faces, big hands, big feet and big buttocks. When they were weighed, each of them weighed over two hundred and fifty.

They were divided into two groups, left and right. Each group of nine people carried a large golden basin, ten feet square, made of iron birch wood as thick as a bowl. In the basin was the flesh-like Bodhisattva with a head as big as a bucket.

He is called the Flesh Bodhisattva because he is fat and plump, and his body is very similar to Maitreya Buddha, who has a big belly that can accommodate things that are difficult to accommodate in the world, and laughs when he opens his mouth, laughing at all the ridiculous people in the world!

But in fact, this fleshy Bodhisattva who was carried up by eighteen idiots was many times fatter than the big-bellied Maitreya Buddha.

Think about it, how many fat people can fill up an area of ​​ten feet with their buttocks?

But this fleshy Bodhisattva is not only shockingly fat, but also has a stunning appearance!

Look at his head, it is like a wheat bucket, bald and hairless; his eyebrows are as thin as a line, his eyes are like big duck eggs; his nose is so collapsed that it cannot be seen, and when he opens his mouth, he can swallow ten thousand mountains.

Although he was bald and hairless, he had a golden circle on his forehead like Sun Wukong, and a turquoise the size of a goose egg was inlaid on the circle.

I don't know what to call the clothes I'm wearing?

Because it looked like a large piece of green quilt with sleeves was covered by him.

In short, he opened his mouth with his cheeks spread out, looking like a croaking toad!

When Zhu Pi Gu saw the meat Buddha being carried up, he rolled and crawled forward, shaking his head and tail like a pug, and said with a flattering smile: "Excuse me, Master Wei, how many kilograms do you plan to eat for tonight's meal? I'll ask the kitchen to prepare the ingredients right away!"

Lily and I were stunned again when we heard this!

I thought to myself, "Could this toad also be a big eater? That's too outrageous! Eating several hundred kilograms in one meal, isn't that even more amazing than Zhu Bajie, the altar cleaner?"

The two of them were as focused as watching a giant bear in the zoo. They just stared at the flesh Buddha and completely forgot about the existence of Zhu Pi Gu, the beautiful girl with electric eyes and those eighteen idiots!

Then I saw that the flesh Bodhisattva named Master Wei was still sitting in the big golden basin motionless!

Perhaps there is no place on his fat body that can move except his mouth!