I opened the Ming Dynasty

I was in a dilemma when I suddenly heard a timid voice saying, "Handsome brother! Can I go with you?"

The wine girl's words not only shocked me, but also Xiaoling, Feimei, and Gege were all very surprised!

Why is this?

But I was shocked but also very happy for three reasons!

1. The girl who serves wine calls me handsome brother, which sounds better than Zhao Chunhua, Ye Tiantian, Yang Shuna, Xiaoling, Feimei, Gege and others calling me Brother Xiangtian, and it makes me more comfortable. I like being called handsome brother by young and beautiful girls!

Second, if the wine girl comes with us, then we won't have to worry about no one carrying the two idiots' bags of wine! With these two idiots, there are 500 kilograms of wine in total, which is enough for three days no matter how much we drink!

3. Although the girl who serves wine is small and not tall, judging from her eyebrows, skin and small body, she must be a beauty who is stunningly beautiful. In another three to five years, she will be a pretty lady who can make the whole city fall in love with her with a smile, and the whole country fall in love with her with a smile! The person who helps me warm the bed will never be in a period of lack of successors, and will definitely continue to innovate!

"Why do you want to go with me?"

I looked at the girl serving wine lovingly and asked with a smile.

"Because you're handsome and a great hero!"

When the wine girl said this, her beautiful eyes, bright as stars, stared at me blinkingly.

"Oh! That's good! We welcome you to join our team! Come on! Come on! Put on your wine bag and let me show you off and fly with you!"

As I spoke, I bent down, pressed the tip of my tongue against the upper teeth, took a breath in my dantian, looked at my nose with my eyes, asked my mouth with my nose, asked my heart with my mouth, knocked my knees against my chest, hit my buttocks with my heels, and used the twelve running skills of Mr. Shan Tianfang, and ran towards the direction where the moon was rising above the willows.

Seeing this, Xiaoling and Feimei hurriedly picked up their barbecue bags and rushed to chase after him...

At this time, the news of the barbecue stall collapsing and catching fire had already caused a lot of noise. People were running around in the streets and alleys, shouting and celebrating, and the crowds were getting bigger and bigger!

Seeing that it was getting late, I wanted to find a hotel or inn to take a bath, soak my feet, and have a good sleep!

So he knocked his knees against his chest and slapped his buttocks with his heels, while looking around for signs to find a hotel.

This small town really subverted my perception!

The nightlife is so glamorous and extravagant, just imagine how noisy and prosperous it must be during the day?

I had only run 327 steps when I saw 88 signs of various hotels.

But I always feel that I have a lot of people and power now, and I have many wives and concubines, so I have to find a high-end and classy hotel when I stay in it.

After all, high-end, classy hotel rooms have luxurious, large beds!

There are five of us in total: me, Xiaoling, Feimei, Gege, and the wine girl!

You must find a large bed that is more than ten square meters, and play games or cards at night so that you can let yourself go and have fun!

So I didn’t stop, I believed that the big bed of more than ten square meters was waving at me in front of me…

I ran another 473 steps and saw that I was about to reach the end of a street in the town, but there was still no hotel or inn sign that caught my eye.

I couldn't help feeling a little anxious, so I slowed down and ran back.

But after running to the end in one breath, I still didn't find anything satisfactory, so I had to turn back again.

I went back and forth like this 2816 times, and thought to myself: This wine girl must be exhausted by now, right?

Actually, I just wanted to test how capable she is. How long can she run while carrying 500 kilograms?

So that she can travel around the world without my knowledge in the future, and make the world her home!

Now I am tired from running, and the four large bowls of wine I drank in the barbecue shed earlier have been drained out by me.

Now I am thirsty, hungry and sleepy!

When I turned back on the fifteenth trip, I started to run while seeing Zhou Gong!

That's it for tonight's test!

So I climbed the stairs to the Osmanthus Inn in the center of the street.

In fact, I fell in love with this inn when I went there for the first time!

Because this inn is so stylish, its facade archway is actually a three-meter-long straw sandal!

And these straw sandals are really made of straw. Can you imagine?

Just looking at the stone steps in front of the inn's gate, I want to curse. Aren't there too many stone steps?

After climbing the stone steps to the top of the inn entrance, I counted them and found there were a total of 99,999 steps!

Fortunately, I didn't follow the rules and climb up the stairs directly, but climbed up one somersault at a time.

A total of nine somersaults!

I was clean-handed and easily did nine somersaults to get up. I didn't expect Xiaoling and Feimei, each carrying a barbecue bag weighing dozens of kilograms, to also do somersaults to get up.

Moreover, in order to please me, the two beauties competed for the first place in everything and even did somersaults in various ways!

Xiaoling flipped upside down with her back facing the inn's door, and she flipped eleven times in total to get up.

Feimei was amazing. She started flipping from the moment she touched the ground on the first step, and she flipped 999 times before reaching the top.

Then why do you still say she is amazing?

Because from the first somersault to the 999th somersault, her body never touched the ground, she was always doing supersonic somersaults in the air!

Dare you think?

But what made Xiaoling, Feimei and I drop our jaws even more was the girl who served us wine.

After all, she had two 250-jin wine skin bags on her back. With her small body, it was already amazing that she could run back and forth on the street with me and them on her back 16 times. She could even do somersaults with these two idiots!

Moreover, she combined the difficulties of Xiaoling and Feimei, doing a backwards somersault, reaching the top with a somersault, and doing 9,999 backwards somersaults in the air.

Can you imagine the speed of that turn?

Now all that’s missing is the princess!

Then I remembered that among the five of us, I was the only one who was supposed to be pampered and not do anything wrong, except for me, a man. Gege didn't seem to have done anything.

Xiaoling and Feimei were carrying the barbecue, and the five hundred kilograms of wine was carried by the wine girl, so Gege had nothing to carry!

Then why is it that we have caught up and have reached the gate of Osmanthus Inn, but Gege hasn’t caught up yet?

"Could it be that the princess is lost?" Xiaoling asked worriedly.

"Maybe he was constipated! He forgot the time while squatting on the toilet, taking a shit and chewing his fingers!"

The concubine's sister disagreed.

"Could it be that he ran away from his marriage and was chased back by his fiancé?"

The smart little girl serving wine said.

No! I must find her back!

I thought: Gege is still a virgin! I can’t let the duck in my mouth fly away!

"The three of you leave the barbecue and wine behind, then go find Gege and take turns carrying them back!"

I pointed at Xiaoling, Feimei and Shangjiumei and said in a decisive tone.

Before I finished speaking, the three beauties had already dropped their barbecue bags and wine bags, and disappeared in the blink of an eye...