I opened the Ming Dynasty

Suddenly, there were screams, groans, cries, and sounds of gloating inside and outside the barbecue shed!

Fortunately, I was quick-witted. When I saw the roof collapsing and falling towards me, I quickly grabbed Xiaoling and lifted her up high. With a twirling dance, I turned Xiaoling into a human wall that kept out the wind and rain!

It's too late to say, then soon!

In fact, the roof collapsed in just a moment. After the dust settled, I put Xiaoling down.

I found out that she was just a little dusty and dirty, nothing serious!

I glanced to look for my concubine and princess, but they were already standing on either side of Xiaoling and me.

Moreover, the two of them seemed to be fine, as if the collapse of the barbecue shed just now intentionally avoided them, and there was not even a speck of dust on their bodies!

I couldn't help but give them a thumbs up in my heart: these two girls are really amazing, I must let them make my bed, fold my quilts and do the laundry for me in the future!

But the fat guy Liu Chunyong and the old man with shifty eyes are in a miserable state!

It seems that the two of them are complete good-for-nothings. Neither of them managed to dodge and were both hit hard by the collapsed barbecue shed. Their heads were bleeding, their noses and faces were bruised, and they were wailing and looking for teeth all over the ground!

And it’s even more lively outside the barbecue shed!

For some reason, the sausage grill sister's barbecue grill fell towards the street and caught fire!

Perhaps when the sausage grilling sister and the wine serving sister were busy putting out the fire, they knocked over the oil bottle, adding fuel to the fire. In an instant, there was a series of crackling sounds, and wherever the oil flowed, the sky-high fire burned. The hundreds of onlookers were so panicked that they jumped up and down, holding their heads, running in a panic, dizzy and pissing their pants!

Look at those forty or fifty officers and soldiers in shining helmets and armor. They are no longer pretending to be cool!

The oil flowed to the soles of their feet, and instantly flames rose into the sky, burning their boots, leather armor, and wine bottles; and detonating the gunpowder, sulfur, and saltpeter hidden in their bodies.

Suddenly, rumbling sounds came one after another, one wave after another!

The forty or fifty officers and soldiers who were bombed directly felt like they were walking on a mountain of knives, diving into a sea of ​​fire, and passing through the eighteen levels of purgatory. They cried for their parents, wailed to the sky, and were torn into pieces, with blood and flesh flying everywhere!

This is so exciting! Spectacular!

I am very upset why I failed to bring my cell phone with me when I traveled through time. If I had brought my cell phone and recorded a few short videos of this scene, it would surely become a hit and gain millions of fans overnight!

I hugged Xiaoling, Gege hugged my left arm, and Feimei hugged my right arm.

The four of us just smiled and watched the chaos in front of us with relish. It was very pleasing to the eyes and we felt indescribably happy and joyful...

Suddenly, I remembered something very important!

Not to be missed!

Once you miss this opportunity, you will miss it forever!

I said to Xiaoling and Feimei, "Take off your clothes quickly and load up all the barbecued meat on the barbecue stand to take away! As long as you can carry it, take as much as you can! Remember, the more, the better!"

Then he turned his head and looked at the aloof Gege and said, "Would you like to travel the world with me and make the world your home?"

Gege stared at me tenderly with her beautiful eyes as bright as stars and nodded heavily.

"So you don't want your man anymore? Are you willing to do that?"

I asked worriedly.

"He's my dad! Not my man!"

Gege rolled her eyes at me coquettishly.

"Oh! That's good! Anyway, men should get married when they are old enough, and women should get married when they are old enough. Women should not be kept at home when they are old enough! You are fifty years old, right? It is really unfilial for you to stay at home and rely on your parents for support when you are old enough! The world is so big, come with me to see it!"

Gege nodded heavily again.

Only then did I realize that the princess who used to look otherworldly and had a cold temperament became as docile as a pug in front of me!

So I gave her a task, I said: "Go and take advantage of the fire to find some wine. The spicier the wine, the better. The more you can take away, the better!"

Before I could finish my words, Gege stepped forward and shot out.

He walked straight to the sausage-making sister who was in a panic and confused.

"Pa pa" two loud slaps!

The sausage-roasting sister was suddenly beaten and spun in circles like a top.

"Go find a leather bag and fill it with a hundred pounds of strong liquor for me!"

Gege's expression changed instantly, her eyebrows were as sharp as knives, her eyes were as charming as ice, and she ordered the sausage sister word by word.

Little did they know! The sausage-making sister's spinning top hadn't even come to a complete stop.

A petite and delicate figure carrying two large leather bags appeared in front of the princess at lightning speed.

Gege and I were both shocked!

Because this petite and delicate figure was none other than the girl who served wine to Xiaoling and me before!

She is only twelve or thirteen years old!

The princess hesitated for a moment, then reached out to get the wine.

Unexpectedly, she grabbed and lifted, but she couldn't lift the bulging leather bag at all!

Gege's face froze, and she asked the wine girl as if she couldn't believe her eyes: "How heavy is this leather bag of wine?"

"Two hundred and fifty kilograms!"

The girl serving wine seemed to be frightened by the unexpected disaster that happened tonight. She was still shaking all over when she replied to Gege!

"What? Two hundred and fifty?"

Gege couldn't help but exclaim!

"Yes! One two hundred and fifty, two two hundred and fifty is five hundred!"

The girl serving wine had her teeth chattering as she responded.

The princess didn't seem to believe what the wine girl said.

She decided to lift the wine bag again!

She took a deep breath and let the energy sink into her dantian.

Then, he bent his front leg, stretched his hind leg, and curled his arms backwards, grabbing the leather bag tightly like Lu Zhishen pulling up a weeping willow tree, trying to move the bag.

But seeing that the princess's face was red and her neck was thick, and she was using all her strength, the wine bag still didn't move at all!

Suddenly, there was a loud "puff" sound!

The princess instantly blushed with shame. She quickly dropped the wine bag, covered her face and jumped back to my side.

"Brother Xiangtian! I am so embarrassed! I just let out all the anger!"

The princess whispered to me timidly.

In order to comfort her and ease her embarrassment, I hurriedly said, "It's nothing, this is normal. Two years ago, your sister Xiaoling was moving mountains and accidentally broke out the gold balls!"

"puff"

Gege laughed again!

At this moment, two more figures caught my eye.

Looking closely, it was Xiaoling and Feimei.

I saw that each of them was carrying a big bag that was bulging, steaming and fragrant.

When I saw my sister, I was stunned!

I found out that she had taken off her green phoenix-tail skirt to use as a bag!

"Brother Xiangtian! That sausage lady doesn't just sell sausages! Look, there are so many grilled skewers in my bag! There are all kinds of them, everything you can imagine, all delicious and beautiful!"

Xiaoling said with a beaming face as if she was taking credit for it.

"Yeah, there are grilled steaks, grilled suckling pig, grilled fish, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled king crabs, grilled lobsters, grilled persimmons, etc. in my skirt. Anyway, I can't even count them all!"

The concubine's sister was unwilling to be left behind, so she also took part in the work!

I gave her a light kiss as a reward.

Next, I was in a dilemma. What should I do with the bag of 250 kilograms and the two bags of 500 kilograms of leather wine?

Who will carry it?

Who can memorize it?