I opened the Ming Dynasty

I glanced at the barbecue bags and wine bags neatly stacked at my feet, and thought to myself, "If I come into the inn empty-handed, will these barbecue bags and wine bags be taken away by someone who loves to take advantage of the situation?"

The bag of leather wine weighed 250 kilograms. It was estimated that there was no other person in the world who could have stolen it except the wine girl!

The barbecue bag is a bit dangerous. Firstly, it only weighs about 100 to 100 kilograms and many people can carry it; secondly, it smells so good!

How can one avoid having improper thoughts when seeing it?

He frowned and came up with a plan!

I quickly moved the barbecue and wine bags to the pigsty behind the inn and hid them under the pig trough. I thought to myself, who would have thought that such delicious food would be hidden in the pigsty? Moreover, the smell of the pigs could well cover the aroma of the barbecue and wine, making it more difficult to find.

I smiled triumphantly and walked into the inn with a swagger. But just a few steps in, I heard a pig howling outside. My heart tightened, thinking to myself, could it be that my things were discovered by the pigs? I hurried out to check, and saw that the pigs were fighting over something around the pig trough, and my barbecue bag and wine bag had been messed up by them.

I sighed helplessly. It seems that this trick is not very reliable...

I was trying to snatch food from the pig's mouth, and managed to get back some barbecue and rewrapped it in my sister's skirt.

Suddenly, I saw two big and strong ladies walking towards me from the gate of Osmanthus Inn!

"Handsome guy! Are you here to find a date?"

The question from this dark and sturdy lady left me a little confused!

Isn't this an inn?

You should ask me if I want to stay in the hotel?

Why would you ask me if I'm here to find a partner?

But I still nodded very sincerely.

"Then tell us about your situation first!"

Another big sister who was as fat as Maitreya Buddha said happily.

"My situation? What do you mean?"

I pretended to be confused.

"Oh! Handsome guy! Just tell me your name, place of origin, occupation, height, weight, specialties, and hobbies."

The dark and bulky lady said.

"Oh! My name is Xiangtian, I'm from Xiangyang, Hubei, and I'm currently a barbecue merchant."

After a pause, I continued, "When I was wearing shoes, I was 2.23 meters tall. After I took off my shoes, I was 1.85 meters tall. Before I finished defecating, I weighed 167 pounds, 8 ounces, and 3 cents. After I finished defecating, I weighed 131 pounds, 4 ounces, and 2 cents."

I swallowed and continued, "My specialty is two-finger Zen, and my hobbies are eating the most delicious meat, drinking the strongest wine, and playing with the most beautiful women."

After listening to my self-introduction, the two big ladies' eyes lit up and they looked around.

"Tell me what you want from your significant other! Hey! What do you think of me?"

The fat woman who looked like Maitreya Buddha winked at me.

"Tell me what you want from your other half! Hey! What do you think of me?" The fat woman who looked like Maitreya Buddha winked at me.

I was slightly startled, looking at the fat woman in front of me who looked like Maitreya Buddha. Her round face was full of smiles, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she kept looking at me. Her fat body almost occupied the entire space, and her clothes were tightly stretched on her body, as if they could be torn at any time.

I couldn't help but frown, feeling a wave of discomfort in my heart. This woman was far from the ideal image in my mind, and her appearance made me feel a little abrupt and helpless.

I forced a smile, trying to hide my true thoughts. "Well... well..." I hesitated, not knowing how to answer her question.

She didn't seem to notice my hesitation and reluctance, still looking at me enthusiastically, with a brighter smile on her face. "Oh, don't be embarrassed! Tell me, what do you want in your other half? I think I'm pretty good!" As she spoke, she twisted her fat body, which made me feel a little funny.

I took a deep breath and tried to keep myself calm. "Actually, I hope my significant other can have a certain temperament and connotation, and share the same interests and values ​​as me." I said as tactfully as possible.

After she heard what I said, she showed a look of disapproval. "Temperament and connotation? Those are all empty words! I think I have a lot of temperament, and I also have many hobbies! For example, eating, drinking, and playing! Aren't these all hobbies?" She said confidently.

I smiled helplessly, secretly laughing in my heart. This woman's ability to understand is really speechless! "No, these are not the hobbies I'm talking about. I hope my partner will like reading, traveling, appreciating art, etc., and can explore the world with me and grow together." I explained patiently.

But she still didn't take it seriously. "Reading, traveling, appreciating art? What's the use of those? Can they make a living? I think it's better to be practical. As long as two people are happy together, that's enough!" Her tone was full of disdain.

I looked at her self-righteous look, and I felt more and more helpless. "But I think two people being together is not just about being happy, but also about having a spiritual connection, and being able to understand and support each other." I insisted on my point of view.

But she didn't seem to listen to me at all, and continued to talk as she pleased. "Oh, don't think too much! Life is short, enjoy it while you can! I think I'm a good match for you, so don't be picky!" She said, and gave me a wink.

I sighed helplessly, not knowing how to communicate with her. This woman's way of thinking and values ​​were so different from mine. We were simply not on the same path. "I'm sorry, I don't think we are a good match." I finally mustered up the courage to say this.

When she heard what I said, the smile on her face disappeared instantly, replaced by a look of anger and dissatisfaction. "What? Unsuitable? You said I'm not suitable? Who do you think you are? I don't even like you!" She said angrily.

After that, she turned around and left angrily, leaving me standing there alone, feeling lost and helpless. I know that there will never be any intersection between her and me, we are from two completely different worlds. But I also understand that everyone has their own pursuits and choices, and I can't force myself to accept someone who doesn't meet my requirements. I believe that one day, I will meet the person who is really right for me, the person who can fit in with my soul.