I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 258: Stephen Chow Loses

Emperor Zhenwu said with great joy: "My dear daughter, let's talk about Stephen Chow again. He is a master in the comedy world, like a bright star, shining with a unique light in the film and television sky.

Hey, do you know? Stephen Chow is a super rich man. How rich is he? It's like an inexhaustible treasure mountain. His movies are like magical money-printing machines. Every movie that comes out can make a lot of money. His wealth is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Maybe it's even richer than Alibaba's treasure house.

The house he lives in is so luxurious, just like a palace. The car he drives is also a top-notch luxury car, which is more impressive than a rocket when it is speeding. If he goes shopping, all the merchants on the street will be happy, hoping that this God of Wealth will spend money lavishly in their stores. Maybe if he sneezes, golden beans will fall out. Haha, in short, Stephen Chow's wealth is so much that it is astonishing, and he is extremely rich! "

Emperor Zhenwu then said with great joy, "My dear daughter, think about it again. Stephen Chow is a bachelor and a virgin. There are many advantages to him! First of all, he doesn't have any messy emotional entanglements. Once he becomes our son-in-law, he will definitely be devoted to you. There won't be any ex-girlfriends coming out to mess things up, and you don't have to worry about other women all day long.

Besides, he has been single for so long, so he must have a lot of tenderness and romance that he has nowhere to use. When he becomes our son-in-law, he will definitely spoil you to the skies. You can just wait to live like a queen, with everything you want.

Besides, he has been alone for so many years, so he must be very good at taking care of himself, so he can take care of you easily. He can cook, clean, and maybe even give you a back massage.

Also, he has been single for a long time, so he must be longing for the warmth of a family. As a father, I tell you that Stephen Chow is definitely the best candidate to be a son-in-law!"

Let's talk about "Kung Fu". That movie is a feast for the eyes and ears! The story takes place in the legendary old Shanghai. The protagonist, A Xing, is a street thug who has been bullied since childhood and is obsessed with making a name for himself.

The fighting scenes in the movie are so wonderful, every move seems to have magic, which makes people unable to take their eyes off. The Toad Kung Fu of Huoyun Evil God has a strange posture but is very powerful; when Ah Xing's Tathagata Palm falls from the sky, it seems that the whole world is shocked.

Moreover, the special effects in the movie are used just right, adding more fantasy to those exciting fighting scenes.

Look at the landlady, with curly hair, wearing pajamas, always holding a cigarette in her mouth, she is so fierce when she scolds people, and her lion roar is so powerful that the whole street will shake when she roars. And the mute girl selling lollipops, although she has no lines, her clear eyes and sweet smile make people feel particularly warm.

Stephen Chow's performance in the film is beyond words. He brought the character of Ah Sing to life. From being timid and opportunistic in the beginning to being brave and responsible and understanding the true meaning of Kung Fu later on, the whole transformation process was natural and smooth, allowing the audience to follow Ah Sing in a transformation journey from ordinary to great.

This movie is like a glass of mellow wine, which becomes more delicious the more you taste it. Every time you watch it, you can have new discoveries and feelings. The street scenes of old Shanghai are full of retro charm, as if they can bring people back to that turbulent era. There are also all kinds of little people. Although they live at the bottom of society, they all have their own dreams and persistence. Just like that coolie Qiang, although he is just a coolie, his twelve-way Tan leg is quite amazing. And the tailor, under his sissy appearance, he has a unique skill of iron wire fist. Together with Ah Xing, they form a legendary world.

Then, Emperor Zhenwu talked about "CJ7" with great interest: "This movie is full of warmth and fantasy. The protagonist Xiao Di is a child living in a poor family. He and his father depend on each other for survival. The cute alien pet Qizai has a round body, furry hair, big eyes, and is very cute. It has all kinds of magical abilities that can bring happiness and surprises to Xiao Di.

There are many touching scenes in the movie, such as the deep father-son relationship between Xiao Di and his father, and Xiao Di's hard work in studying to make his father happy, which are particularly touching. There is also the scene where Qi Zai sacrificed himself to save Xiao Di, which made many people shed tears. Although Stephen Chow is not the protagonist in this movie, he portrayed the image of a father who is poor but loves his son very much.

This movie is like a ray of warm sunshine, shining into people's hearts, making people feel the power and warmth of family affection. Look at Xiao Di, although his life is hard, he still maintains an optimistic heart. The interaction between him and Qizi is full of innocence and fun. And the bully in the school, although very bad, was finally moved by the kindness of Xiao Di and Qizi. The small details in the movie, such as Xiao Di's broken schoolbag and his father's old shoes, make people feel the reality and helplessness of life.

Then, Emperor Zhenwu smiled and said, "The Mermaid is also quite exciting. The story revolves around the conflict between the mermaid family and humans. The beautiful mermaid Shanshan bravely approaches the human tycoon Liu Xuan in order to protect her home. In the process, a series of interesting and romantic stories happened between the two.

The special effects in the movie are very realistic, showing the life scenes of mermaids under the sea beautifully, as if the audience is really brought to that mysterious underwater world. The movie also contains a profound environmental protection theme. Through the story between mermaids and humans, it calls on people to protect the marine environment and cherish our home planet.

Stephen Chow uses his unique comedy style to make the audience think about these important issues in laughter. This movie is like a fresh sea breeze, bringing joy and enlightenment to people. Look at the mermaid Shanshan, beautiful, kind, brave and fearless. The love between her and Liu Xuan, although full of twists and turns, makes people feel very warm. And the octopus is funny and cute. He is willing to sacrifice himself to protect the mermaid family. The funny plots in the movie, such as the scene where Liu Xuan was kidnapped by the mermaid and the embarrassed look of the octopus in the kitchen, are all hilarious.

Finally, Emperor Zhenwu mentioned Shaolin Soccer: "Wow, that is a passionate and inspiring movie! A group of people living at the bottom of society came together because of their love for football. Although they don't have professional training or luxurious equipment, they have a heart that loves football and a spirit of never giving up.

The football match scenes in the movie are exciting and exciting. They run and fight on the field, fall down again and again, and get up again and again. Their persistence and perseverance are admirable. Stephen Chow plays the fifth brother in the movie, who has powerful Shaolin Kung Fu. He perfectly combines Shaolin Kung Fu and football to create a unique Shaolin football.

Moreover, the funny plots in the movie also allow the audience to laugh heartily after the tense game. This movie is like a burning flame, igniting the passion and dreams in people's hearts, making people believe that as long as they have dreams and work hard, they will be able to achieve their goals. You see, everyone in the team has their own characteristics and stories. For example, the goalkeeper, although he is fat, his goalkeeping skills are first-class. And the senior brother with iron head skills, for the sake of the team, he did not hesitate to use his head to hit the ball. Their unity and fighting spirit are very touching.

Emperor Zhenwu mentioned "Flirting Scholar" again: "This movie is a classic among classics! Tang Bohu, the leader of the four great talents in Jiangnan, is talented and good at both poetry and painting. In order to pursue his beloved Qiuxiang, he did not hesitate to lower himself and disguise himself as a servant to sneak into the palace.

The movie begins with Tang Bohu and three other talented scholars going out for a trip. Their unrestrained and uninhibited appearance fully demonstrates their talent. They recite poems and write couplets by the river, chatting and laughing, making people feel as if they are in the poetic water town of Jiangnan.

After entering the Huafu, various interesting things happened one after another. In order to get close to Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu tried every means to show his wit and humor. The scene of the couplets was a masterpiece. Tang Bohu and Dui Chuanchang exchanged witty words, and each couplet was like a bright pearl, which was amazing. 'There are three teachers in one village and two villages. They don't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Principles, but they dare to teach seven, eight or nine students. They are very bold. ''Nine out of ten families are poor, and they can only get eight taels, seven coins, six cents, five cents and four cents. They are still indecisive and very vulgar. 'This couplet not only shows Tang Bohu's talent, but also is full of comedy effects.

There is also the advertisement of Hanxiao Banbudian, which makes people laugh until their stomach hurts. Tang Bohu introduces the poison seriously, and his exaggerated expressions and movements make people laugh. The battle of wits and courage between Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu is also very exciting. Mrs. Hua's domineering and Tang Bohu's wit collide with each other, sparks fly.

Each character in the movie has a distinct personality. Sister Pomegranate's coquettishness, exaggerated makeup and movements are unforgettable. Zhu Zhishan's funny, bad handwriting and greedy character add countless jokes to the film. The bravery of Wu Zhuangyuan and the majesty of Master Hua are all vividly portrayed by Stephen Chow. This movie is like a dazzling gem, exuding endless charm, which makes people never tired of watching it. "

The Zhenwu Emperor concluded: "Stephen Chow's movies are full of charm and personality, and his talent and creativity are amazing. If such a son-in-law were to enter our home, we would have an artistic master, and the days ahead would surely be filled with surprises and fun."

Mizukage frowned and said in a serious tone: "Dad, let's talk about "Flirting Scholar" again. This movie is really hard for me to accept. Take Sister Pomegranate for example, her image in the movie is really unbearable. The coquettish look, heavy makeup, and exaggerated movements are simply unbearable to watch. Especially some scenes, for children, it is extremely inappropriate. Isn't this misleading the audience? Such character settings are completely for the sake of being funny, and their adverse effects are not considered at all.

The movie seems to be just for the sake of sensationalism, blindly pursuing the effect of being funny and cute, while ignoring the proper value and depth. The so-called humor often seems too vulgar and superficial. Just like the various performances of Sister Pomegranate, there is no dignity or elegance at all. This is not showing art, but creating a farce.

Tang Bohu was originally a great talent in history, with noble character and outstanding talent. But in this movie, he was spoofed as a man who would do anything to pursue a woman. He sold himself to bury his father, and then he wrote couplets with people until he vomited blood. This completely subverted the image of Tang Bohu. Although such an adaptation can bring temporary laughter, it loses the due respect for historical figures.

And Zhu Zhishan, whose greed for money is infinitely magnified, has completely lost the integrity of a scholar. The same is true of Mrs. Hua, whose mood changes so quickly that it is confusing. The whole movie is like a chaotic farce without a clear theme and values.

We watch movies not only for entertainment, but also to gain some enlightenment and insights from them. However, "Flirting Scholar" only plays on the surface, using some vulgar jokes and exaggerated performances to attract the audience's attention, but without real connotation. Such a movie is really disappointing. I don't want to find a person like this who only knows how to be funny and cute, but has no depth and connotation as my partner. "

Shuiying snapped his fingers and sighed, "Dad, Stephen Chow is really talented, and his movies are very distinctive. The fantasy style and wonderful fighting scenes in Kung Fu really make people shine, and Ah Xing's growth story is also very inspiring. In CJ7, Qizi is very cute, and the father-son relationship is very touching. The environmental protection theme of The Mermaid is also very meaningful. Shaolin Soccer is also full of passion and dreams.

However, I still think... " Mizukage paused, then continued: "I still think his movies are sometimes too exaggerated. Those nonsensical comedy styles, although they can make people laugh, sometimes they can feel a bit noisy. Moreover, many characters in his movies are very strange, and their behaviors are very exaggerated. They don't seem to be in line with real-life people. It's like a weird fairy tale world. Although it is interesting, it always feels unreal. The son-in-law I want should be more stable and reliable, and not as crazy as the characters in his movies.

Look at the characters in his movies, sometimes they act ugly, sometimes they act weird, and they don't care about their image at all. Just like Ruhua, who has a beard all over his face and wears women's clothes, it's really unbearable to look at. And Jiangbao, who always has a silly expression and speaks weirdly. Although they add a lot of jokes to the movie, it also makes people feel a little too exaggerated. I don't want to find such a person as my partner, who is like a live treasure all day long and not stable at all.

And sometimes the plots of his movies are too bizarre. Sometimes an old man with great martial arts skills appears, and sometimes an alien pops up. It feels like a dream, and it makes people confused. I hope my partner is a down-to-earth person who can give me a sense of security. Although Stephen Chow's movies are very creative, they sometimes make people feel a little unreliable.

Also, Dad, his movies are always full of attention to the little people, which is very meaningful, but also makes people feel a little too tragic. Those little people always live in difficult situations, struggling hard but it is difficult to get rid of the shackles of fate.

Watching it for too long can make people depressed. I want someone who can bring me happiness and hope, not someone who makes me immersed in sadness all day long. Stephen Chow is not good in this regard. "

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