The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Zinian grabbed the corner of his sister's clothes and whispered again and again:

"Sister~ what are we going to do~"

Two people walked slowly forward hand in hand:

"Go see Wo Wo~"

[Damn it! I must kill him, no! It’s them, let them blow up the island and turn it into a ruin!]

"Grandma, what should I do if I find out?"

Xu Qingqing made a gesture to shut up and muttered in her heart:

[What can I do? You hug your grandmother's thighs and cry, and I pound her thighs and shoulders to put on a smile!]

The old lady fanned herself and watched through the crack in the door as her little granddaughter and grandson acted like mischief. She asked the nanny beside her:

"I was a straightforward girl back then."

Mammy smiled and refilled her cup of tea:

"Yes! This second young lady is a bit like you. You can tell at first glance that she has a good temper."

"Is the girl from the field in the yard?"

"Yeah! Watching the pot in the small kitchen!"

Xu Qingqing tiptoed forward:

"Brother! I am not familiar with Grandmother's yard. Where do the servants live?"

"Okay, okay! Let's go over there!"

As soon as the two turned a corner, they saw Tiangeng standing on a stool and leaning on the window to look inside stealthily.

[Damn it! He is actually watching Rong Mama bathing! How can you see Rong Mama's beautiful body at the age of 48! You little bastard, I want you to die!]

Xu Qingqing didn't care whether she was discovered or not, and howled:

"Someone come quickly! There's a thief in the house!"

Rong Mama was the first to rush out of the room and hugged Xu Qingqing in her arms:

"Who, where? Second Miss, hide!"

Xu Qingqing:

I'm so touched that my nose almost bleeds. It's so soft and elastic!

The servants around were holding all kinds of things in their hands, and they were overflowing from all over the place:

"Second Miss, are you okay?"

"Where is the person? Where is he?"

Xu Qingqing pointed with her little hand:

"Look, it's still lying there! Doesn't it look like a toad?"

Rong Mama saw the ridge lying on the window:

"Miss Tiangeng, that's our servants' bathroom. If you want to take a bath, just go in. What are you looking at by the window?"

[What are you looking at? Your beautiful body and fair skin!]

Xu Zinian raised his head and glanced at Rong Mama:

This face is not white, not even as white as my classmate's!

Madam Xu, who had just come up with the idea, paused:

She was straightforward when she was young, but not to the point of saying everything!

Xu Qingqing patted his chest:

"That's right! What are you doing lying there? You can't be a man!"

The servants who were around laughed and laughed.

"What are you talking about, Miss? The men in the court are all nearly six feet tall! Even the girls are not that short!"

"What kind of man is Tiangeng with a height of about four feet?"

"How can you talk like that? She's just ugly, you can't call her a man!"

The ridge of the field was surrounded by people, and I lay on the window and dared not come down:

You guys are so bad, you’re dead!

Xu Qingqing glanced at the humming man who was sticking out his tongue:

"Hey, hey! His clothes are all naked!"

So he hummed bravely and set off happily, pounced on the man and bit him off the windowsill, tearing off his clothes and leaving only the strip of cloth wrapped around his hip axis!

The servants in the yard covered their eyes, some covered their eyes, some pretended to cover their eyes. Xu Zinian flashed his big eyes and asked sincerely:

"Second sister! He doesn't wear underwear! Is it convenient to pee in a cloth?"

Xu Qingqing covered Xu Zinian's eyes:

"Yeah! They like to pee in their pockets so they can quench their thirst later!"

[I can’t let these little things pollute my brother’s eyes!]

Xu Zinian: Ahhh! My sister loves me so much, what should I do!

After being beaten with a stick while visiting the field, Xu Qingqing propped up his head and thought:

[Should I let this scum go or not? If I don’t let him go, can he escape?]

Xu Zhiyuan and his wife came over after hearing the noise:

? ? ? ?

The daughter was stunned. She had already danced on the old lady's head, but she let her go!

[What if I let him go and can't find him later? He sent a message to the volcano area. When will those people arrive? If he doesn't contact me, how can I catch them all!]

Xu Zhiyuan and his wife looked at each other in bewilderment:

He actually knows that group of poor people at the seaside?

[Oh! I am not stupid. For a separate page in the family tree, I can be an undercover agent!]

[Just leave the person here, and leave the dog hole open for him!]

[Yoshi yoshi! There is an old Chinese saying: He who knows food is a hero.]

[Tian Sang: Where to dig potatoes? Dig them in the potato field. One dig fills a sack.]

Xu Zinian was shocked:

My second sister actually has this ability!

At night, next to the dog hole, Xu Qingqing and Tian Julang looked at each other affectionately:

Xu Qingqing spoke first:

"Kamba wow!"

Tian Shilang, who was covering his rotten butt, was shocked, confused, and excited:

"Kouwaiina!"

[Scary? I can’t scare you to death, you bastard!]

"New Jilalai Nayi"

[Unbelievable, you big head ghost, if I didn’t want you all to die, I would pretend to be as ungrateful as you!]

Xu Qingqing pushed the dirt from the dog hole to the side and blabbered:

"Xinjiluo (Trust me), Yitelaxiyi (Have a safe journey)"

Tian Julang was so moved that he burst into tears:

"Otsikalaisama! (Thank you for your hard work!)"

Seeing the people walking away, Xu Qingqing took out the water gourd from her waist and cleaned the dog hole:

[Dog! I'm sorry! I've wronged you!]

Behind the big tree in the corner, four heads appeared from top to bottom: Xu Zhiyuan, Madam Xu, Xu Qingyao, and Xu Zinian!

I secretly listened to Xu Qingqing talking and cursing at the same time, looking like she was eating someone's food!

The maids and servants accompanying their masters were equally shocked:

The second young lady is indeed different from others, she can even speak bird language fluently!

Early the next morning, Xu Zhiyuan and Xu Qingqing were pecking at rice in the carriage:

"(Yawn) Dad, why didn't you sleep well!"

"(Yawns) Don't you have dark circles under your eyes too?"

"Dad, you have really good eyesight. It's still dark outside and it's not bright in the car. You can actually see the dark circles under my eyes!"

Xu Zhiyuan:

You can't see, but you can hear!

"Yesterday during the court session, General Gu captured a boatload of dwarves from the coast. They were talking in a gibberish manner. You should keep these in mind in case the Emperor asks about them later!"

Xu Zhiyuan planned to try again, as he always felt that his little daughter had a prejudice against these squashes!

[What? He's already been caught? Then I let him go for nothing! Why didn't you kill him? Just leave one person to lead the way!]

"General Gu handed over a portrait. It looked weird, and the emperor thought it was quite interesting!"

[Stupid ruler! Damn stupid ruler, what fun is there in a bunch of stinky ground bugs.]

[Do you think it's more interesting that they drink urine to cure diseases, or do you think it's more interesting that they eat gold grain meals? What a fool!]

[Ah! You still talk about being a wise ruler! What you should do is to build up a navy and go over to their ancestors' graves and grind their bones to dust!]

[It’s a pity that I’m still thinking about how to kill them, so annoying! ]

Xu Zhiyuan quietly shrank into a corner:

Qingqing is taking his anger out on the emperor. He has caused trouble for the emperor!

Xu Qingqing cursed all the way to the hall, making the other ministers' scalps tingle!

What does this ancestor want to do? She doesn't want a head, but everyone else does!

Eunuch Fu, who had come earlier, was stunned. He exchanged glances with Xu Zhiyuan and watched the emperor not far away break the rules for the first time:

"Your Majesty, you had a cough at night, Lord Xu has a miraculous medicine!"

The Emperor Being Drawn Away:

What? When did I cough? I'm in great shape. Last night I was with the queen... cough cough! I asked for water three times!