The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

"What? Swearing so badly?"

The emperor's voice was unsteady, and Xu Zhiyuan lowered his head in shame:

"Yeah! It's all my fault for being nosy. She meant which scumbag was thrown into the sea by his parents when he was seven years old, and was rescued by coastal fishermen when he was about to die, and was raised by them for 20 years!"

"He actually ran back secretly and let those people take over the territory!"

The emperor was so angry that he kicked Xu Zhiyuan:

"Damn it, if it were me, I would be cursing too. Why did you say I was interested? You said you are not good enough! Come on, tell me what the big darling said first!"

Xu Zhiyuan was not convinced:

"You are the emperor, so of course you have more authority! How can you call her big darling? She is my little darling!"

Another kick.

"She said that the outstanding achievement of an emperor is to unify the world, and an army is indispensable!"

"She told us to develop the navy, took their gold and silver mines, scattered their ashes, and destroyed their island! The kind that made it disappear!"

The emperor stood up and slammed the table:

"Hahaha... You are worthy of being my big baby. You are right. Just do it! Get him!"

"By the way! Remember to use condoms on Big Baby and see if she has any good ideas for Jianshuishi!"

Eunuch Fu wiped his sweat weakly:

Fortunately, Xu Xingxing is warlike, which is what the emperor wants!

[Your Majesty, I wish you to be bald for three years, stay on the throne until you are ninety-three, have no pension, and your wife won’t open the door for you after get off work!]

The Emperor who just came in:

Thank you! My niece! Since the Queen heard that I like to sleep alone, she hasn't hit me for three days. We just made peace yesterday!

"Ahem! Yesterday I said I was interested in dwarves..."

[A tyrant! A great tyrant! A tyrant who never eats enough, never sleeps well, and always has to run to walk!]

The emperor, who was about to lay the groundwork, quickly ended the topic:

Unfriendly, very unfriendly, and the swearing is really dirty!

"As the saying goes! To maintain domestic stability, one must first resist foreign aggression. Minister of War, what do you think of us building up the navy first and then trying our hand with these dwarfs?"

[Hey! So this is how the tyrant emperor is interested. I wronged him! The tyrant emperor is a good emperor! Not bad, thumbs up!]

The emperor's right-hand men: The emperor has changed his words, but you still call him a tyrant. Please be kind! Xu Banxian!

The emperor restrained his hand from touching his nose:

He wasn't this interested yesterday. What a good girl, darling! She's so easy to please!

"Eunuch Fu! Reward!"

Eunuch Fu's brain exploded:

What's the reason? What's the reason? What's the reason? Reward for no reason?

"Xu Xingxing has done a great job in educating the prisoners! Reward!"

Princess Jiajia, who was sitting on the doorstep eating cakes, was puzzled when she heard the distant voice of Eunuch Fu:

"Qingqing? Didn't you give me the reward yesterday?"

Xu Qingqing smiled happily:

"Who cares? Who would complain about having too much money?"

[Hey, hey, hey! Look at this guy’s dark circles! They’re almost as dark as my dad’s! He must be very active at night!]

[Hey! Isn’t my dad also... shocked! My dad and my mom actually had a baby!]

The king and his ministers who were discussing the matter in front:

What else can they do at night if they don't have a baby? Be brothers? Just chat under the covers?

[Let’s just say, if you are not in good health, don’t take medicine randomly! Learn from the shopkeeper and make soup for yourself. The effect is amazing!]

The king and his ministers pricked up their ears again:

[Use dog kidneys, wolfberries... um! What else? Forget it, count on the next one!]

The strong and durable humerus is anxious:

Where is the fairy? You don't remember the recipe, but the shopkeeper must remember it, so at least tell us the same thing!

The emperor looked disdainful:

Tsk! No matter how good the shopkeeper is, he can't be as good as me. I have the Ten-fold Tonic Pills given by the special imperial physician, and no one knows about it!

[Hey~ The Emperor's Ten-fold Tonic Pills sound good too. This Imperial Doctor Huang is indeed Huang... Ugh! He is indeed a good doctor!]

Emperor＼(◎o◎)／! :

Ahhhh! I can’t keep my secret anymore!

The emperor's humerus (?^o^) ?:

Oh! It turns out that even the true dragon emperor can't fly sometimes!

Doctor Huang? Is that the Doctor Huang who was demoted to work as a stove stoker in Concubine De's small kitchen?

I can't even do this! Little God, where is this shopkeeper from?

[Yeah! This one must be the Duke of Ningguo! Hmm! He really has a lot of clever ideas!]

Duke Ningguo, who was suddenly praised:

I'm so excited! The little fairy praised me! I want to think about what's so great about my family that deserves her praise!

[Not only did you trick my father and the emperor into watching the maid bathing, but you also secretly patched up the mud when she fell. Otherwise, you always win!]

Emperor / Xu Zhiyuan (▼皿▼):

(Rolling up his sleeves) No wonder I always lost, you’re such a jerk!

Wait for me after the court session! See you in the Yangxin Palace!

Duke Ningguo was sweating profusely (╯＞д＜)╯:

Who hasn’t had a time when they were ignorant?

[However, they didn't lose out either. After all, not everyone can do such a thing as smearing shit on someone's door and then burning it with fire! Apart from anything else, the fact that these two people hurt the enemy 800 times and hurt themselves 1,000 times is quite interesting!]

[Only two of them let the guards run fast, otherwise they would be beaten to death!]

The neighbors of Duke Ningguo looked at the emperor's convex (??_?? )convex:

So that's it, so that's it! That taste made me lose 14 pounds in half a month, without any rebound!

Take another look at Xu Zhiyuan:

Wait for me after the court session. We’ll meet at the palace gate!

[Why is it so quiet all of a sudden? Is it time to leave? I wonder if the prisoners have memorized the words? Damn it! This is the first time I look forward to going to work so much!]

The king and his ministers looked at Xu Zishen and exchanged glances:

What crime?

That’s the prisoner. Xu Xingxing likes to give him nicknames, such as: egg... ahem... that’s it!

Oh! That's it! Lord Xu, what's the matter?

Nothing! It's just egg white, it's called egg white!

Oh! What's that word? Xu Zishen shrugged ♂?:

There are words, but I don't know what their function is. I guess it has something to do with the criminals!

Oh! What about the words?

Has it been given to the emperor?

The emperor above was frantically flipping through memorials!

[I wonder what happened to the fourteen boxes of gold? Is the flood in Bozhou any better?]

The assistants who were busy reading memorials and waiting felt guilty. The foundation laid by the late emperor was too good, but they actually slacked off!

Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize it!

"My dear ministers, the Crown Prince has sent an urgent message from eight hundred miles away, saying that the flood control is going well, most of the refugees have been resettled, and the river is being dredged!"

The humerus exhales:

The prince is indeed extremely talented!

Unexpectedly, the emperor changed the subject:

"Although the disaster victims have been resettled, the results are not ideal. Most of the people's fields and houses have been destroyed, and the disaster relief funds can only solve the immediate problem!"

The ministers below began to discuss the matter, and their opinions were generally divided into two camps:

One group believes that as long as it can solve the immediate problem, the common weeds in spring have strong regeneration ability.

One school of thought believes that the people are the foundation of the country, and only when the people live and work in peace and contentment can the country prosper!

"Lord Wang, what you said is not right! If the national treasury and the Ministry of Revenue allocate more money to Bozhou, what about the border? The surrounding tribes are like wild wolves, always eyeing our piece of fat meat! If there is any abnormality, the country will be in turmoil!"

Lord Wang raised his tablet upwards: