The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Qingqing was annoyed. That brainless guy kept calling her a bitch through her door, over and over again.

After opening the door, Xu Qingqing saw a red shadow passing by her. She rubbed her eyes:

"What the hell? It went by in a flash!"

"Aaaaaah...you're two!"

Before Xu Qingqing could see clearly, the red shadow that was floating away floated back again!

“Two, ah ah…, two, ah…”

Xu Qingqing could see clearly that it was a little boy in red clothes, riding a red? Red dog!

[What the hell? Riding Akainu?]

[Damn it! Riding Akainu is the reason you call me stupid? Be careful, I, Garp, will possess you and punch your dog head off!]

Xu Zinian was once again being led away by a dog and screaming loudly while hearing his second sister say that she was going to beat Hengheng’s dog head to pieces:

This second sister is a bit scary!

Xu Zinian hugged Hengheng's neck tightly:

"Hehe! Let's go back quickly. Second sister will beat your head off in a moment!"

Hengheng rushed forward, earning Xu Zinian's scream:

“Ahhh… hehe! This is going to my second sister… cough cough… hurry up! Ahhhh… I’m going to die!”

Xu Qingqing, who was just about to go back to the house to put on shoes, felt a large foreign object under her crotch, and then made the same "ah ah" sound as Xu Zinian!

Before Xu Qingqing could do anything, she felt something soft hitting her.

Xu Zinian in the back screamed and rushed out through the yard:

"Ah! My forehead is like a lid, my eyes are like a nose..."

Xu Qingqing's ears hurt from the noise, so she reached out and grabbed the dog's neck, and then the dog stopped!

I wanted to turn around and teach little boy Xu Zinian a lesson, telling him not to ride a dog around, but I ended up seeing two lines of gorgeous nosebleeds.

[Oops, dizzy! Here we go again! Pills!]

Boom!

When Madam Xu and Xu Qingyao rushed over, they saw her youngest son/younger brother, crying in pain while holding her younger daughter/younger sister, with blood and snot all over his face:

"Second sister, second sister! You died so suddenly!"

"If you die, mother will kill Hengheng and eat his meat!"

Mrs. Xu was so angry that she knocked her head:

"Your sister is not as important as a dog... Ugh! You wait for me, you bastard!"

"Hurry up and send the second young lady back to the house!"

Xu Zinian followed behind hesitantly:

"Mom! My second sister can't really be dead!"

Madam Xu glared at him unhappily:

"Your second sister is afraid of blood, so you can't be less naughty. Your second sister knew you were coming back soon, so she specially prepared a set of clothes for Hengheng. You made your sister faint as soon as you came back!"

Xu Zinian covered his face with grievance:

He also didn't know that Hengheng would go straight to the second sister!

When Xu Qingshen came to, he saw an old lady with a kind smile, and suddenly he felt a little dazed:

[I was caught by the flower girl again? Is it the old lady who saved me this time?]

The Xu family in the room felt unhappy. Mrs. Xu sat down next to Xu Qingqing with red eyes and clapped her hands:

"Qingqing, don't be afraid, mother is here!"

[Oh my god! You scared me. I can’t fall into the hole again. Xianyu will be so upset!]

The fairy jade in my mind:

[Wuwuwu! Host, kill me!]

Madam Xu began to drop pearls:

My daughter never talked about what happened to her before. Did she fall into the cave? How sad she must have been!

Xu Zinian's big eyes moved around the faces of his family members, and he saw that everyone was sad without a trace of surprise:

Didn't anyone hear what my second sister said? Could it be that my second sister and I are connected by heart?

Xu Zinian bared his white teeth:

No wonder my second sister prepared clothes for Hengheng, it turns out she sensed what I was thinking.

So he twisted his hips and squeezed in between Madam Xu and Old Madam Xu, hugged Xu Qingqing who was sitting up:

"Ah! Second sister, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have ridden Hengheng around!"

"Sister, are you in pain anywhere? I'll give you some comfort!"

I have my own little calculations:

Second sister, I want a complete set of bamboo dragonflies, the newly released cricket cages, the fighting cocks from South City, and yes! I also want the treasure box from the Gold and Silver House.

Xu Zinian's thoughts were relayed word for word by the fairy jade. Xu Qingqing raised an eyebrow:

Her little brother has the potential to be a playboy!

"Go, go! Let's play while we do it!"

Madam Xu drove Xu Zinian away and gently stroked Xu Qingqing's face, with tenderness and guilt in her eyes overflowing:

[What’s wrong with mother? She seems to be quite emotionally unstable. Is it one of those days again?]

Xu Zinian's little ears twitched:

Which days are those?

Madam Xu blushed and spoke calmly:

"Qingqing! This is your grandmother! She has been accompanying me in Hanshan Academy, and she has been practicing in seclusion there!"

Xu Qingqing stood up and greeted Old Madam Xu, whispering to Xianyu in her heart:

[This girl is obviously a deadbeat. I heard she is a very strict person. I am acting crazy all day. I wonder if she will beat me with a stick later! Do you think we need to run away?]

Xianyu rolled her eyes:

[Your bad luck is over?]

Xu Qingqing:……

Immediately stood up and offered courtesy:

"Grandma, look! I heard you believe in Buddhism. This is the Lotus Sutra I copied specially!"

Old Madam Xu took it and hummed lightly!

"Zinian! This is a gift from my sister to Hengheng. See if you like it!"

Xu Zinian happily took it and ran out to change Hengheng's clothes. After a while, a voice came from outside:

"Second sister! Hehe's clothes are a little too big!"

Xu Qingqing couldn't help but complain in her heart: Whose dog is called Hengheng, not to mention a dog that loves to dig the ground! I always thought it was a pig!

[Hey! Isn't this Rong Ye Sanniang? Madam? Madam, are you opening a class?]

Mrs. Xu, who learned the whole story from her eldest daughter:

……

Oh my God! What did that Taoist priest teach his daughter?

[What’s going on? Why is there a little kid inside? Oh my grandma! You saved a troublemaker!]

[Grandma, beat him to death. They love to eat shit. They will stink up your ass later.]

[This guy dressed up as a woman just to get close to Rong Mama, but unfortunately Rong Mama has good taste and doesn't like him!]

[But why are these little Japanese here? Anyway, my wish of having a separate page in my family tree will be fulfilled!]

Madam Xu was shocked:

Little Wo Wo? The one who was rescued? The girl named Tiangeng? She is short and small, indeed a Wo Wo!

It's actually a man? And there are men this short? It's really strange. Fortunately, I didn't let him in to serve!

What does this have to do with the family tree? I guess I still need to check it out!

After returning home from court, Xu Zhiyuan saw his mother and lay on his wife's lap, letting her massage his forehead:

"Ma'am, you don't know that we received a shabby little boat off the coast."

"It is said that the people on the ship have their heads shaved into strange shapes, are short and small, and their speech is uglier than the cry of a crow. They also have ponies on the ship that are as tall as our thighs!"

"They insisted on stopping at the dock, and ended up getting hit by our firecrackers."

"General Gu specially sent a portrait and asked if the emperor would like to see it!"

Mrs. Xu suddenly thought of the little nest that Xu Qingqing mentioned:

"Is it the little wolves? They love to eat shit!"

Xu Zhiyuan sat up and put his arm around his wife's shoulders:

"How did Madam know? I don't know their names, but it's possible that they like to eat shit. When General Gu arrived on the ship, he saw them grabbing it with their hands!"

Outside Old Madam Xu's yard, Xu Qingqing and Xu Zinian, along with Hengheng, were sneaking along the wall.