The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Instead of waiting for the new Xu Xingxing, she waited for her new subordinate Li Xiaopao!

As soon as Princess Jiajia got off the sedan chair, she saw ministers crowded at the door:

"Isn't the palace gate open? Why don't they go in?"

Cui, the palace fighting expert nanny who was sent to follow Princess Jiajia, only took a look at the humeri with their necks stretched out and said affirmatively:

"I guess they are here to cause trouble for Xu Xingxing! After all, adults all want their daughters to become successful, no matter what kind of successful daughter they are!"

Princess Jiajia shook the yellow jacket that her best friend had helped her get yesterday, and stepped forward. The other officials bowed their heads and saluted:

"Your subordinate greets the princess!"

Princess Jiajia uttered a haughty sound through her nose:

"Hmph! Don't think I don't know what you are doing. Hurry up and go in, or I will make you take a good look at my yellow jacket!"

The lords looked at each other. They thought it was better not to offend the only princess in the court. So they said goodbye and waited for the opportunity to go to court.

Princess Jiajia saw the others walking away, and pulled Aunt Cui proudly:

"Mammy, this yellow jacket is really useful!"

Aunt Cui nodded and complained in her heart:

My little master! It's not the yellow jacket that's useful, it's you who's useful!

When the two little roses met and stood at the top of the hall, the emperor on the throne spoke:

"Eunuch Fu, close the palace gates tightly and no one is allowed to enter or leave."

The humerus panicked and couldn't even hold the tablets in their hands:

What's going on? Is there a rebellion? When Emperor Gaozu broke into the imperial palace, it wasn't like this!

The emperor naturally had his considerations:

"Xu Xingxing, Li Xiaopao come forward!"

[Ah! So high-profile? I have always been a person who has high standards in work and low-key in life.]

[Being in front of so many people, I feel like a circus monkey]

Xu Zishen and Xu Zhiyuan bowed their heads in silence:

You just said you wanted to turn into an ape.

The ministers who were planning to cause trouble held their tablets and looked confused:

Who is it? Who is talking? Is it Xu Xingxing?

You are a monkey in the circus, what are we? Can't we all just be good people?

Only the emperor above was satisfied:

They are monkeys, I am not! I am watching the monkeys!

"Xu Xingxing, you are now filling a vacancy in the Ministry of Justice. Do you have any objection?"

"As ordered!"

[Ah! Then I can watch Feather tickle my armpits and see Uncle Xu’s handsome face every day. Oh! It’s so embarrassing!]

The ministers all looked at Xu Zishen with eyes like torches. The others were fun and interesting, but only Xu Zhiyuan's eyes could kill!

The emperor, who pretended to be calm, couldn't help but twitch his lips. Some ministers who couldn't hold back their words began to whisper.

Then people in the court began to fall down, and some staggered:

"Master Huang! What's wrong with you?"

"Master Li! Why did you fall down too?"

"Dizzy? Why are you dizzy?"

"What? There's someone on your head! Hiss! Sir Liu, are you possessed by evil spirits?"

"Imperial Physician, Imperial Physician, Your Majesty, please call the Imperial Physician! Lord Wang has fainted!"

Those who didn’t hear the voice:

Could this be the emperor’s method? It’s so powerful that those who were poisoned are all important ministers!

Hearing the inner voice but keeping his mouth shut, he was secretly shocked:

I heard that Xu Xingxing grew up with an old Taoist priest. I originally thought that it was to cover up her growth trajectory, but now it seems that she has some real skills!

The Minister of Personnel and the Minister of Revenue quietly moved towards Xu Zishen and Xu Zhiyuan:

Stay close to her dad/uncle to stay safe!

Xu Zhiyuan twisted his mouth:

If you want to bully my daughter, just wait, there will be something even better to come!

The emperor above has the same crooked mouth:

It looks beautiful. Zishen is right. My eldest niece is a big treasure!

Eunuch Fu sighed:

"Don't worry, sirs. It will be done in a moment! These are just small matters!"

I guess there will be something even more exciting!

After finally catching my breath, the voice came from behind:

[The officials of this term have poor physical fitness!]

[One after another, they have big butts and faint when they are told to do so! A bunch of little losers!]

General Hu quits:

Let’s not talk about the civil officials, our military generals are very fierce.

He approached Xu Qingqing with a fierce look on his face:

"Xu Xingxing, you are looking down on our generals!"

Xu Qingqing, who was originally standing on one leg at the gate, immediately stood up straight:

Military generals, they all risk their lives to defend the country, they deserve respect!

"What did General Hu say? When did I look down on military commanders?"

"You said you didn't say it, you just..."

[Dang Golden Bell Cover]

Before General Hu fainted:

Come again!!! I really can't afford to lose this person!

Xu Qingqing grabbed Princess Jiajia and dodged away:

[Ahhh!!! He is a scammer! He is so weak, yet he fainted in front of me!]

Military commanders:

It’s over, all my dignity is gone!

General Hu, who was awakened, returned to his original position in dejection without saying a word.

"Your Majesty, I want to make a suggestion!"

Xu Qingqing stretched her neck to see which warrior it was. The warrior called her name right away, his voice full of grief, as if she had violated a heavenly law:

"Your Majesty, Xu Xingxing just sat on the doorstep!"

Xu Qingqing looked at the door sill with half of her butt hanging on it, and her head was full of question marks:

What happened to her sitting on the doorstep?

"The threshold symbolizes a vertical wall that keeps bad things out of the door. So the threshold has the function of blocking dirt and warding off evil spirits, not to mention that this is your main hall."

He raised his hands high while speaking:

"This woman! She will produce filthy things, which will destroy the evil-repelling effect and will not be able to keep out the various "ghosts" outside the door!"

"Your Majesty, I am very sorry! What if I hurt your dragon body?"

Xu Qingqing tilted her head, frowned, her nostrils widened, and one corner of her mouth turned up:

????ha???

[What the hell is this bastard talking about? What, you came out from your father's crotch?]

[No filth like your mother can exist as you. Then you are the king of filth? ? The filthiest of filth? ? ]

Emperor and Ministers:

It seems to make sense! Who is not born by their own mother? I am one of them!

[Let me count on my fingers, where did this old-time dregs come from!]

Some people's eyes lit up:

This boring life finally has a little more fun!

[Oh! So he is Liu Ruyan's father! I was wondering what kind of family education can teach a sister to like a half-brother! So it turns out that it is a family tradition!]

[This Lord Liu is really good, he got his concubine's sister pregnant! ]

The humerals looked at Lord Liu with a somewhat subtle look.

[Let’s just make it bigger!]

What do you mean forget it? This is incest!

[He even let his concubine sister fake her own death to escape!]

Some nodded in agreement, while others shook their heads.

[I will go and buy my concubine sister into a brothel, then redeem her and bring her back home!]

[He also announced to the public that he felt sympathy for the deceased concubine sister because she looked like her dead sister!]

[It's rare to find someone who is compassionate enough to put his own sister to bed]

[What a shameless old man who is a prostitute and still pretends to be a saint. How shameless! Too shameless! Even worse than Zhang!]

[That's it! You still have the nerve to lecture me, even pigs think you're dirty, and garbage can't be sorted out!]

The humerus have eyes like sparks:

Calling him worse than a dog is actually bullying a dog!

The people around Lord Liu immediately moved away from him.

The man was still feeling good and started:

"Your Majesty, this cannot be tolerated. We are men who stand tall and proud, how can we be inferior to a little girl?"