The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The emperor snorted coldly. He looked down upon those people with chaotic private lives the most!

"Master Liu, what if I ignore you?"

Lord Liu spoke sincerely:

"Your Majesty, I speak from the bottom of my heart, for you and your kingdom!"

"The country belongs to you, Your Majesty. If you don't want it, I have nothing to say, but I will die to apologize. I hope Your Majesty will fulfill my patriotic heart!"

I secretly muttered to myself: This trick works every time. I don’t believe that the emperor will not compromise. I must make the emperor punish that little bitch and give my Yan’er some vengeance!

"Okay! It's all done! You can hit the pillar now!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty. You are indeed a wise ruler. I think Xu Xingxing will also..."

Lord Liu looked up in surprise, and when he saw his old friend's worried look, he realized what the emperor said, and then he fainted magnificently.

[Tsk! He's pretending to be dizzy!]

The emperor, who was about to call the imperial physician, calmly withdrew his hand and asked the eunuch to carry the man away:

"Lord Liu is ill, please rest at home for a year!"

Lord Liu, who was pretending to be fainted, wanted to jump up immediately, but he didn't dare to. This was deceiving the emperor!

"Okay, do the other ministers have anything else to say? If you have something to say, please report it. I will ignore you and we will adjourn the court."

"I have something to report!"

[Ouch! The view here is really great!]

The Minister of Finance paused and said:

What good scenery is there at the entrance? When I look up, I see either heads or...

[Look at all the big butts on men. This one is nice, this one is average, and this one is not bad either!]

[It seems like they still need to exercise. Look, most of the generals can hold up a bottle of soda!]

The people standing with their backs to Xu Qingqing were like flys on... their butts, especially the civil officials, who had to squeeze their butts tightly to avoid losing the integrity of scholars!

General Hu, who was originally covered in dust and dirt, suddenly started to show off: He is a general, his butt must be bigger than anyone else's, and it can hold at least ten bottles of soda.

But what is soda?

[Hey, this one won’t work, it’s so flat, maybe there’s no son in the family!]

The Emperor's voice stopped:

Does this matter? Since I gave birth to only sons, does that mean my butt is also perky?

[Sure enough, you don’t have a son! This butt looks like it’s hard to have children!]

The ministers who have not yet married began to touch their buttocks secretly, and the ones with more flesh were satisfied:

Hey! I'm good at giving birth

After being dejected, Meatless clenched his fists:

Let’s go back and chat with that group of warriors and see how they train!

[It’s his fault that he doesn’t have a son. Look at the nicknames he gave his daughters: Zhaodi, Pandi, and Laidi!]

[This trick of yours doesn't work at all!]

Several families without sons stuck out their butts and pulled their ears, trying to hear clearly what insights might be given.

[You have to change your name! Change it to Pan'er. Then change your old father's name to Laisun. Look, they are all male, direct descendants, quick and convenient!]

Several people retracted their ears:

Superstition, it’s all superstition. If you change the name, you will have a son, so my name will be Qian Duoduo!

[This guy is really no good. He blames his wife for not having a son, and even asks his wife to take a concubine for him. In the end, he still has no son!]

[How can you be so ignorant! Farmers know that you get what you sow!]

[You are a sesame seed, but you want to harvest pumpkins. Where is your face?]

[You blame the land for the bad seeds. Even the yellow-haired monsters are not as good as you!]

The humerus and the emperor began to look at several friends who had no sons, to see which family had bad seeds and too many problems!

[Ah! I’m so tired. I want to go home and miss my mom! The melons are not sweet anymore!]

The emperor, who was listening to gossip while talking about serious matters, became anxious and gave Eunuch Fu a frantic look:

Give her a stool, give her a stool!

General Hu wanted to take off his armor and spread it on the ground for Xu Qingqing, asking her to sit down. The military camp was boring, but you couldn't hear such interesting things!

[Oh my! Our emperor is a wise ruler! He is really meticulous and can see through everything! So comfortable!]

Xu Qingqing pulled Princess Jiajia to squeeze onto a bench, and Eunuch Fu thoughtfully brought them a plate of pastries:

"The princess and the walker got up early, so they probably haven't had time to eat breakfast yet! Eat some cakes to fill your stomach!"

[Wow! Grandpa Fu is so nice! No wonder my dad said Grandpa Fu is the best old man! Let me meet him and talk to him more! If I have any rare things, I will bring them to him to see!]

Eunuch Fu, who was over fifty years old, coughed lightly a few times to show that he was a little old!

Xu Zhiyuan was confused. He had clearly said that he was a very good old man! Why did he change his mind after she said that?

[Lotus Crisp, sweep away hunger, be yourself!]

[Hey! After reading below, read above!]

[Wow! As expected of a pillar of the dynasty, this body is in great shape, really upright and tall!]

When they heard Xu Xingxing say that he wanted to look up, everyone straightened their chests silently, and stood up even straighter after hearing this compliment.

For example, General Hu’s armor on his chest had two bulges!

[Wow! What’s wrong with this! I like to braid my hair with armpit hair, and I even ask to add a little red string when braiding! Can this thing really ward off evil spirits?]

The one standing there secretly swallowed his saliva, as he always felt that his friends were looking at his armpits!

[Hey, here’s another one. My favorite part is the hair on my big toe. I love it so much that I count it every day and secretly use my wife’s ointment to care for it!]

Another person arched his big toe upwards, then quickly put it flat, fearing that the socks would rub off the sweat hair!

[But compared to these two, this one is really perverted! Cutting the curly hair off a donkey, making it into chest hair and sticking it on yourself, what kind of manliness is this!]

So the king and his ministers looked at each other and began to look for whose clothes were bulging differently in the crowd!

[But compared to Zhang's love of collecting the curly hair of young and strong men, this perversion seems nothing!]

The emperor felt that he was so happy, a happiness that even the Ten-in-One Pills could not give him! His beloved was indeed a wonderful person!

[By the way, this gentleman's hairline is a bit obvious today, what's the matter? Did he forget to wear a wig?]

The happy emperor is not happy!

[Everyone has hair on their body. Let me sing about hair for you. What kind of hair do we have on our body? Let me sing to you.]

[The hair on the head is called head hair. Some people have lost their head hair!]

The unhappy emperor was even more sad!

[Oh my! I am so happy after eating dessert. Let me count what sweet and delicious melons my father’s colleagues have!]

The originally inconspicuous Xu Zhiyuan immediately shrank his head, especially the gaze above was particularly obvious:

Qingqing! Please let your father go! Please save my life!

[Just look at this one, it looks bright and beautiful on the outside, but it has embroidery marks on the inside!]

When the emperor heard this, his eyes widened with anger:

How dare you make a mistake right under my nose!

None of the ministers dared to look up at the emperor. They all had families to support, so how could they not make mistakes!

[Where can you find such a truly pure stream?]

The emperor and ministers Σ(っ °Д °;)っ:

??? A rusty stream? Xu Xingxing really knows how to curse!

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