The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Chapter 29: My butt is the reddest among all the monkeys on the mountain

The emperor felt like he was sleeping with a dog in broad daylight.

Xu Qingqing looked at the emperor cautiously, her eyes full of anticipation:

"Your Majesty! Can I refuse?"

[Ahhh! Why do you make me a cow? I just want to be a human being! Not the kind of person who gets up early and holds a tablet, like an old cow putting a yoke on it.]

The emperor listened to her thoughts and curled his lips: It's really interesting to see people work hard!

"What do you say?"

"OK!"

"Oh? You think I, the emperor, am easy to disobey!"

[Your Majesty, can't you be a human being? You've been caught in the rain, do you have to tear up my umbrella?]

[Aren’t you a wise ruler? Don’t you love your people like your own children? In other words, I am your child! How can you treat your daughter like this?]

[You should also open your big, shining eyes and look at your sister, my peony-like cousin, how she treats her daughter!!! That is what love is!!!]

The princess felt a chill in her heart when she was reminded:

Her daughter pills.

As expected, the emperor spoke in a joyful voice:

"How about this! Let Princess Jiajia be your subordinate, and give Jiaer a set of this official uniform later!"

Princess Jiajia, who was still eating melons and watching the show:

? ? ? ?

What does this have to do with me? Am I going to start the heroine plot that Qingqing talked about? Am I not worthy of sweet love stories?

The queen saw that the two girls were a pair of wilted, and smiled at the emperor to smooth things over:

"Your Majesty! What position do you hold?"

The emperor was also distressed. The previous female officials had all followed their mother to conquer the world, and they had real achievements. But these two had neither fame nor achievements. To put it bluntly, he was just acting on a whim!

So I tried to speak, and my niece had a new idea:

“I have no official position, but I can go around!”

[Eh! Is it the kind of thing where you can move freely from the Imperial Court to the Ministry of Justice, the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Personnel, the Ministry of War, etc., and then to the counties?]

"Of course, what I meant by traveling everywhere includes the six ministries and my previous dynasty!"

[Wow! This seemingly useless but powerful walk is indeed true!]

The emperor was puzzled: Walking? What walking? Who cares!

"I have temporarily decided that the official position is walking!"

[It sounds good. If the emperor gives me a precious sword, I can carry it around with me every day and eat more melons!]

[The key is that you are directly under the Emperor. If you have any problems, you can tell him directly. You don’t have to go to court every day. How wonderful! ]

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, mom and dad, your daughter has made it big. She found a good job that pays well, has little work, and is close to home!]

The emperor glanced at Xu Qingqing, the crooked-mouthed dragon king, below:

Let’s not talk about why there is such an outrageous official position. But it’s wishful thinking to not report for duty! Impossible! I am the biggest bully in the dynasty!

"I have no superiors. I am directly under my command. If there is anything, I will report directly to you. I just need to attend court every day."

Xu·Crooked Mouth Dragon King·QingqingΣ(?д?lll)

[Not only did you not give me the Imperial Sword, but you also asked me to attend court every day. This is not what we agreed on!]

Who told you that? I am the Son of Heaven, and my words are God's will! But other small requests are not impossible to meet.

"Someone is coming! Give me the imperial precepts..."

[Here it comes! Here it comes! I hold the Imperial Sword in one hand, holding it in my arms, revealing a mysterious smile. Gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga…]

[If anyone disobeys, I will smack him in the face with the Imperial Sword, letting him experience the power of the dragon's might!]

The emperor, who always paid attention to Xu Qingqing's feelings, didn't want to satisfy her at all:

"Then grant me a yellow jacket!"

Xu Qingqing:

Huh? (?Д?) Anxious

The emperor who had bestowed the yellow jacket could not help but be curious. Thinking of his two friends and sister who were hesitant to speak, he tried to speak:

"Xu Xingxing, do you know that your heart..."

[Dang Golden Bell Cover]

The emperor felt that there were birds everywhere in front of him, flying around him, so he held on to the handle of the chair tightly, for fear of slipping off the chair and accidentally losing his dragon power!

The Queen and the Virtuous Consort, eyes on the nose and nose on the heart:

Oh! It turns out that it can only be understood but not expressed in words! Got it!

After the banquet, the ladies of each family went back and greeted their masters gently, the general meaning was:

The daughter of someone else who has returned home can even dance before the emperor, so where have you been? I asked you to wag your tail to the emperor but you refused, acting as if you love the people like your own children. If you keep going like this, you might as well go back to your hometown and buy some sweet potatoes!

Some of the humeri received red marks of love to varying degrees, while others were happy to get a study room and a small couch for a night out!

The humerals felt bitter, thinking that they had drunk too much of the wine that Xu Zhiyuan poured for them today, and they would be embarrassed when they taught his daughter a lesson tomorrow!

[My grandma, my aunt, there is sore on my feet in my shoes. My bed is leaving me!]

[Ahhh! So sleepy! Another day of separation from my bed!]

[I don’t want to get up! I don’t want to get up! I don’t want to get up!]

Madam Xu and Xu Qingyao got up early and watched Xu Qingqing get up. They listened to her reluctance and felt angry and amused:

This is the first female official of this dynasty! I don't know what the emperor thinks!

Xu Qingqing, who followed Xu Zhiyuan to class in the carriage, closed her eyes and called out:

[I don’t want to take this crappy class anymore! I want to work at KFC! (Writes my resume and goes to KFC) (Pushes the door in!) (Pushes the door in!) (Pushes the door in!) (Rolls up sleeves) (Spits) (Ugh) (Pushes the door in again!) (Discovers that it’s a revolving door!)]

[I don't want to go to this crappy class! I want to go to X Snow Ice City and be the Snow King! (Fixed his feet) (Adjusted his clothes) (Put on the small speaker) (Cheered himself up) (Became a round Snow King) (Rush to the door of X Rui) (Sits on the steps of X Rui) (Be picked up by the other employee) (Finds a fight with the X doll) (Wins the fight) (Swaggers back to the store) (Turns on the small speaker)]

For the first time, Xu Zhiyuan felt that his cotton-padded jacket was leaking a little. He could have closed his eyes before, but now his head was exploded.

When Xu Zishen arrived, he heard this:

[In fact, it’s nothing. It’s just work, it’s just life. There are times when people don’t go crazy. If they don’t go crazy, are they still alive? People are not onions, ginger, garlic, watermelons, eggplants, radishes, mangoes, or kiwis.

[But I’m a monkey! I’m a monkey! Ha! Hey! Roar! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I’m a monkey, and my butt is the reddest among all the monkeys on the mountain!]

[I don't have to go to work (turns into an ape) (steals bananas from passers-by) (flies into the jungle) (swings on vines) (roars) (swings on vines) (roars)]

Xu Zishen intensified the horse's hoofbeats, and Xu Zhiyuan in the carriage opened the curtain in tacit understanding. The two looked at each other:

"Is she crazy?"

"Hmm! Maybe it's possible!"

At the gate of the imperial palace, a group of ministers stood in twos and threes, eagerly waiting for the disaster to come, and then they would show their power!

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