The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The servant squatted down and looked at Zhu Feng's cut clone, feeling heartbroken:

"Master, you have been spoiled since childhood, how could you have suffered such an injury! I will wipe it for you!"

After saying that, she picked up the white handkerchief, pinched Zhu Feng's clone and wiped it carefully. After checking one area, she moved closer and blew gently to prevent dust from falling on the wound!

Zhu Feng was shocked and frightened. He hummed randomly, and his head was smoking from exhaustion. He put his hands on his hips and gasped for breath:

"Hoohoo! Xiao Dezi! You don't even know how scared I was. Luckily you and Mo Bao came quickly, otherwise I would have fainted on the ground!"

Xiao Dezi looked up while wiping his master's hair:

"Then let's do this! Next time the master goes to the forest to relieve himself, I will follow him. I have very good eyesight and I won't miss anything!"

"Tsk! If you watch me poop, it will stink to death! Next time, bring me a simple toilet!"

The master and servant asked and answered each other in an unusually harmonious atmosphere. But it was hard for the two servants who came in later!

The two servants stood far away and watched the master and servant trembling in the distance (｀Δ′)! :

What…what is going on? The young man leaned against the tree, his hands on his hips, his face flushed, his chest rising and falling.

Although Xiao Dezi blocked the young man's lower body, the trousers that had fallen off his ankles were clearly visible. Xiao Dezi's hands were still sliding up and down, and his head was even close!

What's more, the two of them looked up at each other and whispered from time to time!

Servant A held on to a small tree and looked at Servant B with sincere eyes:

"Young Master always says that Xiao Dezi is the one who understands his thoughts the most. It turns out that he understands him this well!"

"It seems that I am no longer jealous of him being favored. After all, he deserves it!"

"Tell me! Do we take it as if we saw it or not?"

Butler B is very distressed:

"No, it's not okay. If you say you didn't see it, then you must be blind. The master has been shouting so loudly, and you didn't come to take a look!"

"But if I go out now, well... I think I'm a bit of a coward!"

[Hahahaha(?w?)hiahia, don't be scared! My lord, fly bravely, and the servants will always be with you!]

[You have to learn to face it bravely, sometimes what you see may not be the truth!]

[Don’t mention it, this scene is really amazing. I wonder how Zhu Feng would react if he knew about this!]

When Zhu Feng, who was outside the screen, saw this perspective for the first time, he was shocked and his face turned red like a stove that had been burning for two hoursΣ(?д?lll):

Didn’t they both appear after I put on my pants?

I asked them why they didn't fight with Xiao Dezi and were more energetic during night watch. I thought they had improved! But it turned out to be like this!!!

In the scene, Zhu Feng allowed the servant to pull up his pants. He looked up and saw Servant A and Servant B standing in the grove opposite:

"You two, what are you doing? Can't you see I have no strength left? Come and help me up!"

Butler A and Butler B looked at each other:

It hasn't been that long! How come you are out of strength so quickly? Our Master seems to be in bad shape!

The two of them ran over quickly and helped Zhu Feng walk outside, and finally arrived in front of the carriage safely.

[Huh? Isn't this a plot about eating shit? Now that we're on the carriage, we can't eat shit anymore!]

On the way to the car, the servant suddenly stopped Zhu Feng who was bending over and took a long flat object from his clothes around his waist:

"Master, you seem to have crushed something strange. It looks... well! I can't really say what it looks like, but it's a bit sticky! And smelly!"

[Ouch! Ouch! If I'm not mistaken, this is squashed poop!]

[This is what Tieda and Tieer's qingtuan look like when they are squashed by them. But theirs are not smelly and can be used to make paper!]

[Heaven and earth! Could it be that this is what Master Zhu ate?]

Zhu Feng (??д?)b

I didn't, you're talking nonsense, that's impossible!

Gu Jiajun(?Д?):

The military supervisor is indeed an amazing person. He even knows what flattened shit is, and what Tie Da and Tie Er are, why their shit is called Qingtuan, and can be used to make paper.

Looking at Zhu Feng's excited expression, you can tell that even if he didn't eat it, he probably wouldn't be angry for no reason:

Military Inspector, please continue reading! I want to know how they eat it later!

But the scene then changed to the forest, where Zhu Feng had just defecated, and there was a close-up of a few piles of dry feces!

Confused Gu Jiajun (′o﹃o｀):

Yue! The images that gods can see are indeed different.

[What does this mean? Did the shit grow legs and enter Mr. Zhu's mouth?]

Zhu Feng (??Д?)?:

I thank you for your descriptiveness, but you make me sick!

Just when everyone was confused, a big black dog suddenly emerged from the woods with a rat snake in its mouth!

When passing by a few piles of dry poop, the big black dog's cheerful steps immediately stopped, looked outside the woods, then looked at the piles of poop at his feet, and even turned around:

[Hahaha!!! The big black dog’s inner thoughts: Woof woof woof! Pie in the sky, but my master is still waiting for me outside. Should I eat the pie first or go find my master first!]

[Woof woof woof! I’m so anxious that I’m spinning in circles. What should I do? I’m waiting online. It’s very urgent!]

[Oh my, what’s the difference between this and a person finding a bun on the street? I’m worried about the dog!]

Gu Jiajun must be disgusted by this:(●′?w?｀). o○:

……

Listen to me, I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious! Let's not anthropomorphize it, it's just a dog that loves to eat shit!

The big black dog in the picture turned around and put down the half-dead rat snake in its mouth. Zhu Feng's eyebrows twitched, fearing that Mo Bao had really eaten shit!

The big black dog sniffed it again and again, picked up the rat snake, looked at it lingeringly for a few times, and then ran out resolutely!

[Oh! The dog is a good dog, but the person is not a good person! Dog, your master secretly eats shit behind your back!]

Zhu Feng was so angry that he wanted to grow a beard on the spot so that Xu Qingqing would know what it meant to be glared at! :

I said! No! I really didn't!

In the picture, the dog was running with a rat snake in its mouth towards Zhu Feng's carriage.

Zhu Feng got on the carriage and looked back. He felt sick when he saw what the servant A was holding. Thinking of the feeling in the woods just now, he started to take off his clothes in a hurry:

"That's shit, throw it away, throw it away!"

"Ahhh! My clothes are dirty! I'm not clean anymore!"

The frightened servant A immediately threw it aside and wanted to go forward to take off Zhu Feng's clothes.

Just then, the big black dog appeared with a rat snake in its mouth. It was not known whether it wanted to show off that it had found the rat snake, or it thought that Servant A was going to bully Zhu Feng.

He jumped onto the carriage directly from the opposite side of Zhu Feng, trying to get closer to Zhu Feng. At this moment, the rat snake in the big black dog's mouth sat up in shock from its dying illness! It suddenly straightened its body!

Zhu Feng, who was hurriedly taking off his clothes, accidentally touched the slippery body of the snake. Thinking of the pain in his butt just now, he didn't take off his clothes and jumped off the carriage immediately!

As luck would have it, he tripped over his half-removed outer robe and fell straight to the ground!

[Oops! Oops! Looking at this distance, I might end up coming into mouth-to-mouth contact with that pile of dry poop on the ground!]

[I declare this the most explosive way of eating shit I have ever seen!]