The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 143: Look down on life and death, do it if you don’t accept it
Obviously, Zhu Feng in the picture also saw the flat poop thrown not far away by Servant A. He was so resisting that he wished he could do a 360-degree free turn in such a short distance!
As Xiao Dezi and servants A and B exclaimed, the man was about to fall to the ground!
All the soldiers of the Gu family held their breath and stared at the back of their general's head, trying to see whether Zhu Feng had eaten shit or not!
It must be said that human potential is infinite. When he was mouth-to-mouth with Bian Bian, Zhu Feng suddenly supported himself on the ground with both hands and stopped just three centimeters away from Bian Bian.
Then he suddenly turned to the side and rolled to the side!
Xu Qingqing stared with eyes_(??w?? 」∠)~
[Damn! This operation is 666! !.! But I can only give you 99.9 points. If I give you 0.1 point more, I'm afraid you will be too proud! ]
In reality, Zhu Feng still proudly puffs out his chest:
I'll tell you what I mean! I didn't eat shit at all! Eating shit is not something a human would do!
Gu Jiajun was puzzled:
I didn’t eat it here, and I didn’t eat it there. So where did I eat it?
Could it be that the military supervisor ate the wrong kind of melon?
There were still flashes on the back of Gu Zheng's head. In the picture, after a period of chaos, the master and three servants finally cleaned up Zhu!
Zhu Feng was half lying in the carriage with a tired look on his face, stroking the big black dog's smooth fur, his teeth chattering:
"Kill them all! Kill them all! Skin that rat snake and take out its tendons to make snake soup! Eat it now!"
"Give some points to Mobao as well. It has done a great job today!"
The scene changed, and Xiao Dezi called Zhu Feng to get up and eat snake soup!
The big black dog jumped off the carriage first and ran straight to the source of the fragrance!
There were two bowls on the rocks in the grove, and the big black dog sniffed one and then the other.
Suddenly, something fell from his mouth into one of the bowls! Judging from the shape and pattern, it was definitely the poop that Zhu Feng had flattened and brought back!
Now everyone was stunned: =????( ?皿?????)卧━=????(??? ????)━擦!!!!
[When did this dog get that flat pile of poop!!!]
The big black dog threw the flat poop in and started to drink it with great satisfaction, which made everyone even more confused:
It drank what it threw away. Although Zhu Feng felt a little disgusted next to it, it couldn't be said that it had eaten shit!
The next second, the situation turned around. The big black dog licked the bowl a few times, then ran to the other side of the stone and drank from the other bowl again!
Seeing everyone's sympathetic eyes, Zhu Feng's face turned green→)╥﹏╥):
This is no different from me eating shit! But I always feel like something is wrong? What is it?
[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, the legendary dog occupies eight piles of shit, that's it! ]
[But do you think this is the final result? No, the fun is yet to come!]
All the people of Gu Jiajun ((((;?Д?)))):
Come again!!!
Zhu Feng appeared in the picture. When he saw his master, the big black dog ran back and tried to give up his master's bowl:
It’s okay to satisfy your craving, but you can’t really drink it!
Zhu Feng saw that the big black dog had already drunk one bowl and was about to gulp down another, so he quickly reached out to stop him:
"My dear Mobao, you can't drink both bowls at the same time. Go away! Go drink the bowl on the other side of the stone!"
The big black dog was not willing to do that. He had added some ingredients into the bowl of soup. If he gave it to his owner, he would be losing out!
As a result, the more the big black dog resisted, the more Zhu Feng refused to give in. He was so angry that he slapped Mo Bao on the head:
"Go over there and drink yours. You're such a bother. You want to have a bite of everything!"
The big black dog, who was beaten to a pulp, returned to the stone in grievance, drank a mouthful of snake soup and looked at Zhu Feng!
Zhu Feng took a sip of soup and laughed and scolded \(▔□▔)/:
"Look at how stingy you are! It's as if you've never eaten anything good!"
"Mm! This snake soup is good, it tastes great!"
[Hahahahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia! It’s not that I’m stingy, after all, you really took away my food! ]
[It tastes good, how good can it be, the taste of this Ren Zhong Huang is really amazing? ]
Zhu Feng jumped off his horse with a pale face, staggering and holding onto a tree by the roadside:
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh..."
It turns out that I really ate shit!
Tell me, what is true, what is true?
Gu Jiajun stared at him with burning eyes┏━?(=′?`=)?━┓:
I was wrong. What happened just now was not so cruel. This is the real thing!
"Well! I don't have any other intentions! I just want to ask, Mr. Zhu, do you still remember what it tasted like?
"Did you drink until the end and not notice it?"
"The reason why I didn't notice it, could it be that the flat poop dissolved into the soup?"
"This thing can still be melted, it shouldn't be possible!"
Zhu Feng, who was about to vomit bile (?????д?????? ?):
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh..."
After eating the melon, Xu Qingqing rolled over on the fox fur cushion contentedly. There was a knock on the car window.
When she stuck her head out, she saw the Fifth Prince and Chu Yunting supporting the pale and stained Zhu Feng standing outside the window. Xu Qingqing was startled:
"What happened? Is he dizzy?!"
The Fifth Prince and Chu Yunting_(?w?」∠)_
What's wrong? You don't understand yet, you just can't accept his reputation when it comes to reality!
And my sister, can't you think normally? Have you ever seen a good person fainting from a horse?
"I want you here for two reasons. One is if you can let him sit in your old carriage!"
"One is, can you please ask Miss Xu Qingqing to come over? We just knocked on the door, but maybe because we were too engrossed, she didn't respond!"
Xu Qingqing naturally had no problem with it, and before getting off the car she even looked at Zhu Feng with sympathy /)(? ??)/) :
[Alas! What a poor kid! If he knew he had drunk half a bowl of shit soup, he might have vomited even more!]
The Fifth Prince and Chu Yunting suddenly realized:
Oh! I only drank half a bowl! I guess it’s because I didn’t see it, not because it melted!
The two of them sent Zhu Feng to Xu Qingqing's original carriage, and Xu Qingqing went straight to Xu Qingqing's carriage:
"Sister! I'm going up!"
There was no response from inside, so Xu Qingqing asked the groom the same question as the fifth prince:
"There has been no movement in there? Could someone be missing?"
[This person doesn't look very friendly! Did he scare my sister?]
[That's not right! My sisters don't care about life and death, and they don't seem to be afraid!]
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