The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

It didn't matter that I took a look, I was so scared that I let go and ran away! My mother was jumping up and down, her pants couldn't be pulled up, and the mosaics were up to her ankles:

"Help me! Help me! There's a snake! There's a snake!"

The snake in the picture seemed to have identified Zhu Feng, biting his butt tightly and refusing to let go. It swayed with Zhu Feng who was jumping up and down. Zhu Feng looked like a monkey with a flowery tail.

[(Clapping and laughing) Oh my god! Master Monkey... Bah bah bah... Master Zhu, I'm sorry, even though you're miserable, I really can't help it!]

[Let’s just say, this snake is non-venomous. Why don’t you stop and pull the snake out now? Are you waiting for the venom to spread?]

Zhu Feng, who was jumping up and down in the picture, seemed to have reacted. He immediately stopped and grabbed the rat snake's body again to pull it out.

I don’t know if it was because he used too much force or was stimulated, or if he felt it, but in short, Zhu Feng pulled uncontrollably!

First it looked like sheep dung balls, then it turned into long strips, which slid down from Zhu Feng's hand as he caught the snake:

All the Gu family soldiers who were watching the fun turned away from Zhu Feng, feeling nauseous and their stomachs were churning!!!

Oh my god, this is too disgusting! ! What a stinking picture!

[Ah! Hahahahahahaha, this scene is simply amazing!]

[Fortunately it was dry poop. If it was liquid poop that flowed through, wouldn’t it make Mr. Zhu have a golden finger!!!]

Gu Jiajun, who was still hiccuping, thought about the scene and hiccuped even louder:

Military Inspector, please stop talking!

You are said to be cultured, but you don’t look like much; you speak in an uncultured way, and you have a lot of etiquette!

Why mention the golden finger? If we see gold, we will think of this picture.

Wouldn’t that gold have a strong smell of shit? How can we take a bite to test whether it’s real or not?

No, I have to stay away from Zhu Feng, only then can I forget everything!

Zhu Feng was suddenly isolated and regretted it so much that he wanted to slap his former self:

It's just that you haven't pooped for half a month, but you can't just hold it in? You have to go to the woods to relieve yourself when you feel like it. Wouldn't it be better to go home and squat in a clean toilet that's free of snakes, insects, rats and ants?

But when looking at himself in the picture, Zhu Feng felt that his eyes were getting darker and he wanted to faint on the spot, because the picture below was even more exciting!

Zhu Feng in the picture felt his back gate opening uncontrollably, and something soft and warm passed through his hand, and his head went blank!

I...I...I touched my own shit, I can't live anymore!

He didn't even notice the loud shouting of the servant who was running over with the big black dog!

A servant was running over with a big black dog in the distance, and he was also stunned when he saw this scene!

[Hahahahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, the servant's inner thoughts: Although I have bathed my master before, this is the first time I have seen my master half-naked like this!]

[:This, this, this… How can I act so that the scene doesn’t seem so stiff and can become lively!]

[Geese, geese, geese... Actually, your master was quite lively just now!]

The first glance between the master and servant was like a love story, as if they had met each other after countless years. It was both awkward and impolite!

But the big black dog brought by the servant obviously didn't think so. He saw the rat snake on Zhu Feng's butt at a glance!

[It’s over! It’s over! The most loyal guard of mankind has arrived! The snake can’t be saved, and Master Zhu can’t be saved either! Even the shit can’t be saved!]

Zhu Feng closed his eyes:

Xu Shenxian had planned everything out, it was all over! It was all over!

Sure enough, the big black dog in the picture pounced, and with one paw, it accurately pressed down both sides of Zhu Feng's buttocks, and tried to bite the snake's vital point with a howling sound!

But Zhu Feng, who was still in a daze, could not withstand the sudden pounce of the big black dog. He staggered and fell straight to the ground!

The rat snake, which was not bitten, let go of Zhu Feng's butt and launched a fierce attack on the big dog with its hissing tongue!

Looking at the dog and the snake fighting on Zhu Feng's butt, Xu Qingqing laughed loudly:

[Hahahaha… I almost choked from laughing! What a famous scene this is! I would like to name it King Kong vs. Godzilla!]

[And Mr. Zhu’s butt is the innocent “little tree branch”]

Gu Jiajun suddenly felt that his steps became lighter?(.???.)? Have a melon

Although I don’t understand what Godzilla and King Kong are, they sound quite fitting!

How could Zhu Feng in the picture bear the big dog jumping up and down on his buttocks? He immediately shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Mobao! Get up quickly! Mobao! I'm going to be stepped on to death by you!"

“Ahhhh! Mobao, you stepped on my clone!”

The servant hurried forward and circled around the man, the dog, and the snake, not knowing where to start:

Should I help the dog first, or the person first?

Zhu Feng was so angry that his eyes were dizzy┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵/╲/\╭:

"What are you doing? You're not helping me up. Are you planning to join in the fun and applaud?"

The servant then took action, grabbed the rat snake by its tail, spun it in the air and threw it far away, leaving the big black dog to chase it, while he picked up Zhu Feng and ran!

[Hey, hey, hey! Brother! You haven’t pulled up your pants yet! Is it really fun to run back like this?]

[Also, you want to go up the road with your butt naked?]

Gu Jiajun began to sympathize with Zhu Feng? (-@y@):

Miserable! So miserable! So miserable!

The Gu family soldiers who were farther away from him silently moved their formation closer to him. One captain even let go of the reins and patted Zhu Feng on the shoulder as if to comfort him:

"Master Zhu! Is your clone okay? If not, I know a military doctor who is very good at this!"

Zhu Feng slapped his hand away in disgust:

"Get out of the way! I'm fine!"

The captain took a look at Zhu Feng's crotch while riding a horse:

"Tsk tsk! You are still too young, young man! Don't be afraid of illness and avoid medical treatment. Look, the limp person in the picture is bleeding!"

"Also! The military supervisor is right. If you take off your pants and run, you really can't run fast!"

Zhu Feng (???chuan:

…………

You are the one who is spotting! You are spotting every day, every month, every year!

Zhu Feng in the picture seemed to have noticed this problem as well, and he stopped panting while holding the servant's hand:

"Ouch! Ouch! I can't do it anymore!"

"I haven't pulled up my pants yet. I really can't run any more. Let me catch my breath and pull up my pants!"

The servant hurriedly stopped and carefully observed what was wrong with his master!

As a result, the servant saw Zhu Feng's injured clone at a glance:

"Oh! Master! Why is your penis bleeding?"

As he said that, he took out a white handkerchief from his bosom, leaned forward, and planned to show it to Zhu Feng!