The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Qingqing crushed the dialog box and threw it away:

[Go away! You just accumulated some points. As a leader, you should learn to be content!]

The dialog box stubbornly popped back up and expanded, this time the speed of the text output was obviously much slower than before:

[Gone! All gone! In order to preserve my memory data, the main system took away all my points. Not a single one is left!]

Then the dialog box disappeared, and Xianyu curled her lips:

[Low energy, it goes dormant again! ]

Xu Qingqing looked at Xu Qingqing and said:

So miserable?

Xu Qingqing puts her thumb on the middle of her pinky finger:

Well, that's all!

How about you find another chance to hit the humeri here again?

Oh! No, I have some trust in it now, but not much!

The emperor didn't know that Xu Qingqing had gone off topic. He became anxious after not hearing Xu Qingqing's voice for a long time and started to make his own strategy:

Why aren't you talking?

Why don't you speak up!

Is it because it’s difficult to speak up?

Why don't you ask me? Although I don't agree, I still want to hear your reasons!

Tell me the reason! Maybe I will agree!

Even if I agree with you, the reason must be appropriate!

Just when everyone thought Xu Qingqing was going to give up! The inner voice sounded again:

[Hehe! When the time comes, I can hire a car, follow Gu Jiajun, and eat melons when I have nothing to do! Isn’t that wonderful!]

[Yang Kang said that there are all kinds of strange bugs in southern Xinjiang, and who knows who will be infected. Wouldn’t that be a lot of big news!]

The emperor finally couldn't bear it anymore:

Why do you still want to go? If the big baby gets hurt, it will be a huge loss for the big man! Otherwise, why not give her an official position with no real power but status, which is better than going alone:

"Xu Xingxing! What do you think about the expedition to the south?"

Xu Qingqing focused on looking at the treasure map reproduced by Xianyu, and answered casually:

"How can I watch! I'm not a general, just sit and watch!"

"Then stand up! Follow the general and watch!"

Xu Qingqing came back to her senses (′?д?｀):

? ? ? ?

The emperor smiled lovingly::

"I think Xu Xingxing is very good at dealing with poisonous insects. Why don't you go with him and observe the entire army? If anyone encounters any accidents, you can provide timely assistance!"

"If there is anything wrong, you can report it to me in time."

Seeing the emperor openly mouthing the words "tell tales" in front of a room full of ministers and winking at them, Xu Qingqing's head was buzzing:

[What the emperor won't talk about is the military supervisor who seems to have no power but is actually very powerful[]

The emperor's voice sounded at the right time:

"How about letting you serve as the military supervisor?"

Xu Qingqing and Xianyu were so happy that they saw stars in their eyes:

"Thank you! Lord, for your grace!"

[Happiness comes too fast, like a tornado]

[Woo~woo~]

Xianyu was so excited that she planned to give the emperor and his subordinates a big gift, and secretly flirted with Xu Qingqing:

[Good thing has come to pass! How about we eat melons to celebrate?]

[Okay! Come on! You choose today, I want a blast!]

The fairy jade is pulled around:

[Let’s do Gu Rong’s! After all, he makes a lot of mistakes!]

A picture suddenly appeared right above the Hall of Mental Cultivation. A minister noticed it immediately and hurriedly called his friends to come and see!

In the picture, Gu Rong's cheeks were flushed, his clothes were messy, and most of his underwear was exposed! His body was trembling!

[Wow! The opening is exciting! If it wasn’t for the hotel building, I would have thought it was some informal place!]

Emperor and humerus (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ:

It turns out that gods also have poor eyesight sometimes. It’s obvious that he is drunk at this glance!

Gu Zheng looked at his brother in the picture and sighed deeply:

Brother, this is not what you deserve!

"Why are you sleeping? Get up and have fun!"

"The general is away at war. Who will be there when I return?

Brothers drink and talk about heroism ~ I gallop on the battlefield and seek defeat"

Gu Rong slammed the table with great momentum and voice like a bell, speaking and singing at the same time!

Seeing the looks of the diners around them, the playboys who brought people out for the first time wanted to slap themselves in the face and go back to an hour ago:

Are you stupid? Why come out to drink for no reason? If you want to drink, just drink. Why choose to sit downstairs just because your family doesn’t pay? Why don’t you just sit in the box and get a beating when you get home?

I thought I had found the scapegoat, but it turns out that the clown was actually me!

Several people pulled Gu Rong out, and Gu Rong held on to the door frame of the restaurant and refused to let go:

"Let go! Let go! If you don't let go, I won't let go! Be careful, or I'll give you a beating!"

"You chicken thief, you stole the chicken and you dare to blame me!"

"What! You actually said I stole it!"

The dandies who were supporting him were disheartened and raised their sleeves to cover their faces:

"How embarrassing! How about we go!"

"No! Madam Gu will chop us down with one blow! A vertical chop!"

"But if he's like this, we won't be any better off!"

"Wrong! Remember, it is more painful to kill with one blow than to kill with many blows!"

"Then should we persuade them?"

"Ha! You little enemy, why don't you give up your life quickly and take my sword!"

Seeing Gu Rong chopping the door frame with his knife, and not caring about the pain, he chopped it again, the playboys looked at each other in bewilderment:

Why is there a change of scenery?

A dandy also laughed and lifted the hem of his bright red clothes to block the door frame:

"Go to hell! I'm going to chop you to death with one blow!"

The other playboys quickly grabbed the staggering Gu Rong:

"Dead! Dead! All the enemy troops are dead!"

Gu Rong raised his thumb with a dazed look:

"My fellow villager has excellent swordsmanship. We can exchange ideas some time!"

The dude in red grimaced in pain, but still turned around with difficulty to look at him:

"Okay! Okay! The war has been won and we should go back!"

Gu Rong nodded vigorously:

"Let's go! Let's go to the mountains to find some game to celebrate!"

"Hey! Isn't this just a pig?"

Gu Rong immediately broke free from the other playboys' hands, knelt down in front of the red-clothed playboy with a plop, and reached out to grab him:

"My fellow villagers, what a coincidence! There are actually two pigs here!"

The young master looked down and quickly pulled at his pants:

It's killing me, those are just flowers embroidered on the thighs! I say your eyesight is bad, but you really are! I say your eyesight is good, but you really are not!

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Those are my pants!"

"Ahhh! Stop moving, it's falling! It's falling!"

The red-clothed dandy felt a cool breeze blowing past her, her thighs felt cold, and her heart felt cold too!

Feeling the pants disappearing in his hand, the red-clothed dandy felt miserable! There was no place for him in this dandy circle!

But Gu Rong had no intention of letting him go. While pulling the pants with the piglet on them, he moved closer to study the other piglet in the middle of the underwear.

"Fellow villagers, come and see, there is another one here, and it is actually green. It must have rolled in the grass!"

As he spoke, he reached out and pressed:

"Look! This pig's nose is quite big! But it's a little soft!"