The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The emperor above laughed, pulled the imperial edict on the table to confer the title of princess on it, and spoke in a majestic voice:

"Speaking of which, Xu Xingxing is the lifesaver of me and the prince. I wonder what Xu Xingxing wants?"

[What do I want? Your Majesty, you can’t give me what I want!]

The emperor raised his eyebrows:

Oh! Is there anything in this world that I can't give?

Humerus ╭n╮（￣▽￣）╭n╮:

Xu Xingxing must have eaten a lot of garlic when he ate noodles today! He is so arrogant!

[I want a sea in the desert and two ounces of wind in the sky!]

Emperor←_←:……

The big darling really knows how to make things difficult for others!

[I want a star in the sky! A moon in the water!]

Humerusヽ（?＿?；)ノ:

Not only is he arrogant, he also likes to be a monkey! If you have the guts, go down and get one yourself!

[Yeah! And I still have a group of handsome men in my heart!]

The Emperor and his humerus (ー_ー)!!:……

Lord Xu has been educated so well!

Xu Zhiyuan wanted to cover his face madly:

It's over! The Xu family's reputation, which had been running the business for half their lives, is gone!

Xu Qingqing's heart was as agile as a rabbit, but her face was as calm as a chicken. She praised the emperor sincerely:

"Alas! Come to think of it, I don't have to save the Emperor and the Prince!"

Others:(?_?)

It's over! It's over! What new ideas does Xu Xingxing have? Can't we let him know in advance?

"But I was suddenly awakened at home, and a voice from somewhere told me that the most wise emperor of the Han Dynasty was going to be hurt!"

"I thought, who is the most wise emperor? Of course it's you! You are the undisputed emperor among emperors, the king among kings!"

"So, I rushed here like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins! On the way, I was thinking, even if I die a million times, our wise and mighty emperor cannot be hurt even a little bit!"

All the humerus present_:(′?`」 ∠):_I am so tired that I doubt my life:

! ! ! ? ? ?

All right! I don't know if the emperor is the best of the best, but you are definitely the best of the best when it comes to flattering!

The emperor laughed so hard that his nose became crooked, and he started to speak:

"Eunuch Fu, reward...?"

Feeling the back of his hand being gently touched by Eunuch Fu's whisk, the emperor looked at him in confusion, and Eunuch Fu blinked wildly:

Your Majesty! You can’t give me any more! If you give me any more, your private library will become like Xu Xingzou!

The emperor also blinked wildly:

so serious?

Eunuch Fu nodded confidently:

Yes! Yes! Half of the gold in the private vault has been taken away!

The emperor clenched his fists and coughed softly:

"Ahem! Then please reward Xu Xingxing with a painting I drew myself!"

Looking forward to another big coral Xu Qingqing?(°??°?)?:

……

[I'm not angry! I'm not angry! I'm going to treat him like shit!]

The emperor felt a little embarrassed. He had been the one who had chosen the position, but ended up disappointing his beloved! Just as he was about to take out the imperial edict to confer the title of princess, he saw Xu Qingqing staring at the tiger talisman in Eunuch Fu's hand:

[Hey! The Navy's Tiger Talisman! If I give it to my eldest brother...]

The emperor raised his eyebrows:

Very good! Ambitious!

Humerus:

It's bad! Xu Xingxing is fighting for power and profit, and the last piece of pure land in the court is gone!

[Then I can become a military dependent, and then encourage my brother to cross the sea to destroy the Japanese first, and blow up their island! Then I can recruit a certain tribe and beat the little Koreans with sticks!]

[Then we will step on the seven continents and conquer the four oceans! Then my Han Dynasty will conquer the world in no time! Wow, hahaha… I dare not think about it! I simply dare not think about it!]

The emperor's eyes were as bright as the scorching sun in June, and his blood boiled with passion:

Go to war?

Coward! You don't even dare to think about it! But I dare!

"Xu Zikai, come forward! For your contribution in conquering the northern bear, I will promote you to the rank of Admiral of the Navy! I hope you can achieve something soon and conquer the sea!"

"Yes! I obey your orders!"

Xu Zikai, who was always calm, was a little confused:

I've been promoted now? Then I'll send some gold to my little sister's room later?

Civil officials (σ???)σ:

Isn't it a bit casual? The general said to change it, so he changed it. Is it really appropriate?

Military commanders!!(?'?'? ?)?:

Where are the little Japanese? Where are the little Koreans? I am so excited! I want to fight! I want to beat them to death!

[Ahhh! The emperor is wise! Long live the emperor! Brother! Take me away quickly!]

Gu Zheng, who was confused by Xu Qingqing's series of inappropriate behaviors, finally came to his senses after hearing the scream. He remembered his other purpose and spoke again.

"Your Majesty! I want to redeem myself for my crime! I will attack Southern Xinjiang!"

After Gu Zheng finished speaking, the court officials, who all had their own concerns, fell silent again:

Don't touch the southern Xinjiang place, it's too evil! Not only are there bugs, but there are also curses. General Gu died in the southern Xinjiang!

The emperor was still a little hesitant. It was not that he was reluctant to give up the military power, but the southern Xinjiang was strange and Gu Zheng was a rare talent!

To put it bluntly, General Gu fought for the Han Dynasty all his life, and all he had was such a capable grandson!

He felt a little reluctant to see Gu Zheng returning to General Gu’s old path!

[Ah! Gu Zheng is going to Southern Xinjiang too? When? Should we go together? If we take over Southern Xinjiang, wouldn’t it be easier for me to find things!]

The emperor and his followers looked at Xu Zhiyuan in shock.

When did Immortal Xu plan to go to Southern Xinjiang? Why didn't we know?

Xu Zhi turned his head and looked at Xu Zikai behind him:

Tell me! Did you tell your little sister some nonsense about the war again? I told you to be a good big brother, but you insisted on being a troublemaker!

Xu Zikai, who was so proud just now, was irritated by his father's condemning gaze, but he didn't dare to say that he was wronged. Because the people around him were also staring at him covetously, as if he had done something extremely treasonous!

The emperor didn't pay attention to what everyone was doing. When he heard that Xu Qingqing was going, he immediately felt relieved:

Who is our big baby? She is invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, and insects can't get close to her! With her around, there will be no accidents!

Just when he was about to appoint Gu Zheng as the general commander, he heard a voice:

[Oh my! How can I become the general who conquers the south!]

This time the emperor was not happy:

My dear, although you are very outstanding, even the most perfect person has flaws. Fighting is hard work, and you can't do it!

Xu Qingqing was still chatting with Xianyu:

[Xianyu! Please speak some sense! I want chest muscles but I don’t have them, I want thick thighs but I don’t have them, where does my strength come from!]

[Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, I only know that running away is the best strategy! Why should I be made a general?]

Xianyu expressed dissatisfaction:

[You clearly know the beauty trap! The empty city plan! Besiege Wei to save Zhao!]

Xu Qingqing:……

[Do you know what is meant by talking about it on paper? What does it mean to know that you must practice it yourself? Xiao Yuer! You have no experience!]

The little ball of light in my mind turned into two small hands and started fighting:

[But this is a great opportunity to accumulate merit! If I win, my merit will skyrocket!]

Xu Qingqing's system also joined in the fun, and the words in the dialog box appeared quickly, accurately, and urgently this time:

[That’s right! The host on the other side! My host also needs to transfer combat power! This is a good opportunity!]