The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 104: Let me ask you, is it disgusting to be licked?
People were coming and going at the entrance of the restaurant, people upstairs and downstairs were calling people, and people upstairs and downstairs were looking at it curiously!
Gu Rong, who was kneeling in the middle of the red-dressed dandy's pants and flicking his hands, whispered to the dandy surrounding him:
"Wow! Are young people these days so playful?"
"Those people outside, please make room for me, you are delaying my seeing clearly!"
"Hahahaha...the drunk guy inside, that's not a pig's nose, that's an elephant's nose!"
[Hahahaha…, if we talk about who is the coolest in the drinking field, it’s Gu Rong who has to look at Jin Zhao!]
In the court, except for Gu Zheng and Lord Jin, the emperor and his subordinates all looked up, staring at the screen without blinking, afraid of missing a single detail:
Good, good, good! Master Xu's choice of words is very wonderful!
Gu Zheng's face was full of black lines: (?Д?)
He knew that Gu Rong was not allowed to go out because he was drunk, but this was not what he was talking about!
That’s great. Gu Rong, you will die once you get out of the prison!
Mr. Jin was sweating profusely and kept wiping his forehead with his sleeve:
Damn it! I was so scared in the court that I couldn't even eat melon loudly! What a rebellious son! You're making a fool of yourself everywhere!
Jin Zhao finally pulled up his pants, but a group of playboys pulled Gu Rong forward!
As I walked, I once again broke away from the hands of others and turned to a stall selling piglets:
The dude following behind him wanted to knock him out on the spot:
You can't forget this damn pork, right?
Just when everyone thought he was going to kill someone on the spot, Gu Rong tremblingly picked up a cute little pig.
He tossed it in his hands, kissed the piglet on the mouth regardless of its struggle, and smiled at the dandy behind him:
"Look! Isn't my little sister cute!"
Everyone in the court and on the screen was shocked by his pig-kissing gesture and his words "Is my little sister cute?" Even Xu Qingqing was silent!
Gu Zheng, who obviously knew about this but didn't know the details, clenched his fists (angry):
He mistook the pretty little sister for a piglet! I shouldn't have saved this idiot! He should be put to death in jail!
In the picture, several playboys quickly pulled the person over. It was too embarrassing! They felt embarrassed standing so far away from Gu Rong:
"Gu Rong, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! This is a little sister, not a pig! Bah! This is a pig, not a little sister!"
"Yes, yes, your little sister is not as ugly as a pig!"
"No, a pig is not as pretty as your little sister!"
After saying this, the dude slapped himself on the mouth:
How can you compare humans to pigs!
Jin Zhao quickly covered Gu Rong's mouth,
"Be good, this isn't your sister! Let's go home quickly, your sister is waiting for you at home!"
At the same time, I discussed with other dudes:
"Don't worry about money, why don't we rent a carriage?"
Unexpectedly, Gu Rong suddenly took Jin Zhao's hand and licked it with his tongue. Disgusted, Jin Zhao wanted to punch him on the spot, but Gu Rong pulled his hand and put it into the piglet's mouth:
"Little sister! This candy is sweet, I'll give it to you!"
He glared at a few people while saying:
"How come this isn't my sister! Look at her eyebrows and eyes, this is clearly my sister! She's so cute with her pink and tender face!"
As he spoke, he pulled the piglet's ears:
"My mother loves to braid my little sister's hair!"
Everyone in the court looked at Gu Zheng:
It turns out that my sister is so unique in appearance!
Gu Zheng: (#-.-)
Had I known this would happen today, I would rather rot on the road than enter the palace!
At this time, the carriage came over, and Gu Rong got in without hesitation:
"Go, go, go! Go back quickly, my little sister is as white and tender as tofu, she can't get tanned!"
All the playboys watched Gu Rong carefully carry the piglet into the carriage. Not only were they all desperate, even the piglet's eyes revealed a hint of despair.
The stall owner at the back had a grouchy face (`Δ′)! :
"Those are the pigs I used for the beauty pageant. I just took them out to bask in the sun. What would I do if you took them away?"
He pointed at Gu Rong angrily:
"What's more, the one he took away was the most beautiful one!"
"Either you give me the pig back! Or you give me money!"
[Eh? What kind of competition? A piglet beauty contest, what kind of delicious food contest is this? How come I don’t know about this!]
Unfortunately, no one at the scene answered her question, everyone was focusing on the picture above their heads!
In the picture, the playboys had no choice but to write IOUs! Along the way, Gu Rong was talking to his "pig sister" and kissing her from time to time.
"Little sister! You don't even know this. This isn't the first time I've been out playing with people since I was a kid. Why can't I compare to big brother?"
"I'm as strong as an ox, but my mother never said I was a loser!"
Jin Zhao shook him hard
"Wake up! This is really not your sister!"
"You said you recognized it as your sister and wanted to take it back. Are you afraid that you will get beaten?"
The pig in Gu Rong's arms struggled to and fro, trying to jump out the window and escape:
It's just a pretty-looking pig, why is it treated like this!
The carriage soon arrived at the door of Gu's residence, and Jin Zhao hurried to knock on the door:
"Open the door, open the door, I know there's someone home, we've sent Mr. Gu back!"
The concierge opened the door, and Jin Zhao quickly threw Gu Rong to the concierge, and wanted to return to the car without looking back:
"Go! Go quickly! Go non-stop!"
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? I haven't even gotten in the car yet!"
"You guys are a bunch of bastards, don't let me meet you again!"
Seeing Juechen go away, leaving Jin Zhao alone, and the second son with a special look, everyone in the Gu Mansionヽ(?_?;)ノ:
???
This is outrageous! What is going on? Is the second son of my family kissing a pig?
Mrs. Gu, who was holding her daughter, looked at her second son holding the pig and was a little silent and a little dizzy:
"Why is he dressed like this? Not only that, but he also smells of alcohol. Can someone explain this to me? Where are the other young masters with him?"
As the saying goes, a friend dies, but I die. Jin Zhao could only pretend to be helpless and explain:
"We took him out to eat, and he said he wanted to try it, but he got drunk in no time, and on the way he ran into some people drying piglets..."
Before Jin Zhao could finish his words, he was interrupted by Gu Rong:
"Mom! Is this your new pig???"
After saying this, he did not forget to proudly weigh the "Pig Girl" in his hand:
"Then I will take care of my little sister from now on!"
Mrs. Gu looked at Gu Rong, who treated a pig as his sister and his sister as a pig, and felt that the world was dark and her temples were throbbing.
He handed the child to the nurse, picked up the big knife beside him and chopped him down:
"Beat you to death, you rebellious son! I told you to go out and fool around! And you said your sister is a pig! I think you are the one!"
The servants of the Gu Mansion rushed to protect their second son, and Jin Zhao also stepped forward to persuade him:
"Aunt Gu! Gu Rong just hasn't been out of the house before and is too excited! Don't bother with him!"
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