I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The head of the Imperial Medical Bureau was shocked. No, no, if the situation continued to develop, his secret would be in jeopardy!

Why don't you try pretending to faint? If he faints, Xitong won't reveal anything about himself, right?

At his age, he doesn't want to be famous anymore. A good reputation is fine, but the key is that this little bucket only spreads a bad reputation!

In order to protect his precarious reputation, he did what he wanted. The head of the Imperial Medical Bureau closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and lay parallel to the ground.

"Doctor Gong, wake up quickly, what happened to you? Why did you faint?"

Others were shocked, but the Minister of Rites knew what was going on. This old guy was just pretending!

"Old Gong, stop pretending. Even if you pretend, the thin barrel will still reveal your secrets!"

The head of the Imperial Medical Bureau, Doctor Gong, opened his eyes slightly, rolled his eyes at the Minister of Rites who was speaking, and made a "pah" gesture.

other people:......

So are we part of your game too?

As the Minister of Rites had expected, the system did not stop leaking information.

Ning Zhiyi said: [Tong'er, I just heard someone say that Doctor Gong fainted. How about I go out and take a look?]

The system thought you wanted to go and watch the fun, so it said indifferently: [It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay... ah! ]

[There are so many people here, he will definitely not get into trouble, let's just enjoy the show. Whether he is unconscious or awake, it won't affect our enjoyment of the show! ]

The Minister of Rites stroked his beard and smiled. Haha, it was still the familiar smell, and it was still the thin barrel that he was familiar with!

Doctor Gong opened his eyes and sat up expressionlessly. Since fainting would not stop the melon from exploding, he might as well not pretend to faint!

"Hey, Doctor Gong is awake now?" The Minister of Rites said in a sly tone.

The system said: [Host, you see, I said he was fine. The friendship between Doctor Gong and the Minister of Rites was about to fall apart because Doctor Gong had previously told the Minister of Rites a major secret that concerned his own reputation. He really regarded the Minister of Rites as his good brother, so he confided his secrets to him to relieve his depressed mood.]

【But the Minister of Rites concealed the secret from him, which hurt Doctor Gong very much. He felt that the Minister of Rites did not treat him as a good brother.】

Doctor Gong snorted coldly.

The Minister of Rites was stunned. Secret? What secret?

How come he doesn't know!

The others' eyes sparkled. Secrets! They loved to hear secrets the most!

The other ladies were also guessing, this was a big secret concerning Doctor Gong’s reputation, it was exciting just to think about it!

Prince An has already approached the Minister of Rites and said, "It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. Good things should be shared by everyone. Come and tell us about it."

Doctor Gong's face froze and his eyes dodged.

The Minister of Rites was still confused. He really had no idea what the secret was!

"Old Gong, you didn't tell me this when I was drunk, did you? I didn't remember it at all, and I didn't reveal your secret. Believe me!"

Doctor Gong was speechless and didn't want to pay attention to him. He turned around, put his hands behind his back, and said nothing.

Let him face the storm in silence!

The all-knowing eunuch came over with a smile, holding a paper and a pen in his hand.

[Host, there is a saying that a doctor cannot treat himself. Although Doctor Gong is a highly skilled doctor, he cannot cure his own illness! ]

Ning Zhiyi was surprised and shouted: [What? Doctor Gong is sick! ]

Doctor Gong's mouth twitched and his beard shook. Normally, his chronic illness could be considered a disease, but why did these words sound so wrong coming from Ning Zhiyi's mouth!

System: [That’s right, Doctor Gong is ill. He often cannot control his pylorus and often releases some strange gases.]

The mighty general curled his lips and muttered to the people around him: "How elegant! It's just an uncontrollable fart!"

Doctor Gong's face turned red like a volcano erupting, all the way to his neck, and it even had a tendency to spread below his neck.

However, the mighty general said, "It's nothing, actually. People grow up eating grains, so it's natural for them to fart. My mother said that if you fart frequently, it means your stomach is healthy!"

Deputy General Sun beside him clapped his hands and agreed, "Yes, my mother said so too. I even competed with my brother to see who farts louder!"

"Haha, my brother can never beat me!"

Everyone:......

They really want to ask, Deputy General Sun, is this something you can be proud of?

The mighty general praised him vigorously: "Brother Sun is awesome!"

The civil officials were about to complain, but they saw the other generals' faces full of envy and admiration. No, what kind of expression was that?

They were filled with questions. What is there to be proud of?

[Wow, I want a stomach like this too!] Ning Zhiyi made a kettle croaking sound with envy, [It would be great if my dad could have a stomach like this, so my mom wouldn't have to go to war with the army every time.]

The prince's hand holding the chopsticks paused. Yes, as famous as General Ning's martial arts skills was his fragile intestines. He didn't like to be special, so he ate whatever the soldiers ate and often suffered from diarrhea!

The most thrilling time was when he was attacked by the enemy after suffering from diarrhea. If the mighty general had not used his gun to block the enemy's knife, that attack would have definitely chopped off General Ning's head. After this incident, Mrs. Ning also went to the battlefield and was responsible for logistical support.

Ning Zhiyi: [When the soldiers are on a fast march, they need to eat dry steamed bread. It is a luxury to have a hot drink. When they are short of food, it is good to have a full meal a day. So what they want most is a healthy and durable stomach and a body that will not hold them back.]

Everyone paused while eating, and looked at the generals with red eyes. Life in the army was hard, but for the country, for the emperor, and for their families behind them, they were willing to fight and shed their blood.

I also understand that many civil servants look down on them because of their humble origins and their rude speech and behavior, but they are just ordinary people, and it is through their hard work on the battlefield that they have the opportunity to stand here today.

They didn't feel tired, but they felt a little uneasy when they suddenly heard a little girl say such words today.

The system wanted to say this just now. It thinks this is nothing. It is very interesting to hear the sound of farts!