I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Unfortunately, God did not hear the system's call, and Ning Zhiyi was still torturing it.

[Woman, why don't you speak? Are you confused by me? ]

system:......

I am speechless for you, thank you!

If you were not my dear little host, if you had not been poisoned by eating mushrooms, I would be so high, so low...

Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore. No matter what punishment I want to give, I can’t bring myself to do it.

"Oh my God, there's a dog, there's a dog!"

"They are all dogs. There are dogs wearing armor and dogs wearing pearl hairpins!"

Old Master Wei exclaimed in surprise. The Second Prince and the mighty general were in front of him. When they heard his fussing, they turned their heads and made hushing gestures.

"Shh, don't talk, caterpillars can't talk!"

Mr. Wei's eyes were round and his expression was dull. He said:

"It's over, the dog has become a spirit, not only can it wear human clothes but it can also speak. Your Majesty, go and protect Your Majesty quickly, there is a vicious dog trying to harm Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty? Who is calling me? I am the Big Pig. Call me the Big Pig!"

Emperor Mu Wu pushed aside the guards in front of him and emerged from the encirclement of several people. Old Master Wei looked at them intently and let out a terrible cry:

"Ah! A dog in a dragon robe!"

"Plop!" There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and Old Man Wei fainted magnificently. The person standing on the left who was slightly poisoned watched this farce with his own eyes but was powerless to change it, and the person who was already having hallucinations seemed to be even more seriously poisoned.

"I remember now. I'm not a caterpillar, nor a pig. I'm a dog!"

"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!" The second prince was the first to wake up and barked, "Children, I am your dog king. Oh, cheer up, children!"

The prince looked at the group of patients struggling here with a wooden face, and looked at Ning Zhiyi eagerly, "Ancestor, please, please learn to bark like a dog!"

"Oh! Woof woof woof!" The mighty general also imitated a few sounds. He felt that the one riding on his neck was a dog, so he must be a dog too!

"Oh, woof woof woof!" A few more dog barkings were heard one after another. The prince's eyes lit up. If he was not dazzled just now, Ning Zhiyi must have moved her mouth. Ning Yuanye also noticed it and couldn't help but take a few steps forward. His sister was barking like a dog. Should Xitong give out the task reward?

The two of them never expected that the system had been stunned by Ning Zhiyi. It was raining in the system space at this time, and it was shivering in the rain, wanting to drench itself to death so that Ning Zhiyi would no longer have a small system in the system.

After waiting for a long time without any response, the prince couldn't help but start to get anxious. What went wrong? Did he see it wrong?

"Hey, sister, what did you just say? Be good, we don't learn bad habits from others, understand?"

Ning Zhiyi blinked her big eyes and shook her head firmly, "Oh, woof woof woof!"

It's all in the sound.

Ning Yuanyi:......

The dazed system put away the rain clouds in a second, and was so excited that it almost jumped up. [Congratulations to the host, congratulations to the host, the task is completed, the reward is the detoxification pill, the reward has been issued! ]

When the prince heard that Xitong was distributing rewards, the frustrated expression on his face disappeared. He looked at Ning Zhiyi impatiently, but found nothing. Could it be that Xitong randomly put the task rewards somewhere else?

Ning Yuanze walked over and ordered the Giant Shadow Guard to squat down, but the Giant Shadow Guard did not move, as if he had not heard anything. Ning Yuanze was helpless. It seemed that although the two guards were special to him and others, they still would not listen to their orders.

Just now he seemed to see Ning Zhiyi's purse bulging, and the detoxification pill was most likely placed in the purse by the thin barrel!

Suddenly, the Shadow Guard came out from the shadows and made a gesture to the Giant Shadow Guard. Seeing his companion's gesture, the Giant Shadow Guard squatted down reluctantly.

Ning Yuanze clasped his fists towards the shadow guard, lowered his head and coaxed: "Zhiyi, my jade pendant is broken, can I borrow your purse?"

"Okay, I'll listen to Big Brother Pig. Here you go, Big Brother Pig! Also, my name is not Ning Zhiyi, my name is the superhero Pig Man!"

Seeing his sister's cute look with squinting eyes, Ning Yuanze's heart melted, "Okay, okay, you are still the superhero Bull Man. Be good, Bull Man, come and have a candy pill."

"Ah!" A certain Bull Warrior who was praised opened his mouth wide.

......

A few days later, the people who had been poisoned woke up one after another, except Ning Zhiyi who was still sleeping soundly. The two Ning brothers were very worried. The imperial physician came to see him many times, but they all said that there was no problem and that he had probably eaten too many mushrooms and his body was detoxifying.

When the person who had hallucinations due to mushroom poisoning woke up, he began to be judged by his family. Things like caterpillars, pig families, and a dog wearing armor were mentioned over and over again.

The people who were teased laughed bitterly, trying to hide their embarrassment. Based on the principle of not embarrassing themselves alone, they also joined the discussion. In the end, they found out that the person who made the most fool of himself last night was Ning Zhiyi!

The head of the Imperial Hospital had a righteous look on his face and refuted the Minister of Rites with full energy, "Impossible, I can't be the first one to learn to crawl like a caterpillar. This is slander. Besides, you are a patient with severe face blindness. Can you recognize my face?"

The Minister of Rites choked. He was good friends with the two directors of the Imperial Medical Bureau. It was unknown what had happened to this old man. Ever since he found out that he was face-blind, he had been using this matter to bully him for no reason.

"I'm not kidding, your clothes are so unique, who can mistake them!"

The head of the Imperial Hospital said: "Come on, you can even admit your own son-in-law's mistake, what else can we expect you to do!"

Minister of Rites: Dead!

Old Man Wei ignored Wei Feng's obstruction and insisted on going to see Emperor Mu Wu. No matter how Wei Feng explained that there was nothing wrong with the emperor, he didn't believe it!

"Go away, you bastard. How can I feel at ease if I don't come to see His Majesty?" He lowered his voice and said, "I am not unreasonable or brainless. I just had a terrible dream. The dream was full of dogs. Not only were there some wearing armor, but also some with pearl hairpins, and some even rode on people's necks and spoke human language."

Of course the most terrifying thing was that there were people wearing dragon robes, but Mr. Wei was afraid of breaking taboos, so he didn't say it directly, but just insisted on meeting Emperor Mu Wu.

"Son, to be honest, I saw a dog wearing your clothes. He asked me if I was okay. Who dared to answer? So I pretended I didn't hear anything. That's how I escaped."

Wei Feng: ???

No wonder he shouted himself hoarse yesterday, and there was no response from his father. I thought he was too poisoned to reply, but it turned out that he was playing Infernal Affairs with him!

"Hehe!" Someone among the crowd who had gathered together to discuss couldn't hold back and laughed out loud accidentally. It was like a switch was turned on, and soon the laughter became a continuous stream.

Old Master Wei was so concerned about Emperor Mu Wu that he didn't pay attention to other people's reactions. Wei Feng knew the inside story but couldn't react. He could only lower his head and quickly follow his father's pace.

Soon dinner was ready, and everyone sat together, looking at each other, but no one was the first to drink the soup. The prince took up the bowl first and said, "Everyone, drink it. There is definitely no mushroom this time."

Everyone had psychological trauma in the past few days and no one had an appetite for soup. This was the first soup in the past few days, so everyone was very cautious. Seeing the prince raising the bowl to drink, no one dared to let the prince test the poison, and they rushed to drink it before the prince, grimacing from the scalding pain.

[Um, Tong'er, did someone hit me secretly? Why do I have sore back and waist?] Ning Zhiyi finally woke up.

The system said quietly: [You greedy girl, you finally woke up. If you don’t wake up, you will miss dinner today! ]

[Hehe, you cold and heartless little system, you didn't care when I said my backache wasn't a big deal, and you even said I was a greedy girl. I may be a greedy girl, but have you ever seen a girl as strong as me? ] Ning Zhiyi didn't feel weak at all even though she hadn't eaten for a few days. She was full of energy.

This is thanks to the system supplying her with energy every day. With the supply of pure energy, Ning Zhiyi's body will be even better than before the mushroom poisoning.

Because the system deliberately helped Ning Zhiyi in exchange for the detoxification pills, it was deducted a lot of energy. In addition, it also needed to supply energy to Ning Zhiyi. The system lost a lot of energy in the past few days, and it was even weak when speaking.

So it intentionally or unintentionally led the topic to the melon.

[But friendship can be easily broken. The friendship between the Minister of Rites and the head of the Imperial Hospital has already broken down.]

Ning Zhiyi keenly smelled the scent of the melon and smiled, "Hehe, it feels so wonderful to have a melon to eat right after waking up."

The Minister of Rites stared at his old friend with dead eyes and asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

As if he had thought of something, the Minister of Rites turned pale and said with a look of great sorrow, "You, you are not choosing sides, are you? You old thing, how can you still be confused when you are old!"

In a state of excitement, the Minister of Rites pointed in the wrong direction and spoke passionately to a young imperial physician, causing the head of the Imperial Medical Bureau to see veins throbbing on his forehead!

The young imperial physician tremblingly turned the Minister of Rites' hand in another direction, and then disappeared in a flash.

Minister of Rites: Ah?

"Take a stand? Take a stand with your uncle! No matter which side you take, I won't be able to take one!" The head of the Imperial Hospital was defeated.

[Host, listen, the Minister of Rites and the head of the Imperial Hospital are arguing, maybe they will even fight.]

The others slowed down their meal speed. Those who were more particular watched the fun from behind the carriage curtain, while those who were not so particular, like the Second Prince and Prince An, just squatted beside and watched with their bowls in hand.

He also said very kindly and friendly: You can quarrel and fight as you please, just ignore us!

Minister of Rites & Director of Imperial Medical Bureau: I have never seen such a shameless person!

The Second Prince & Prince An: Congratulations, we met today!

Ning Zhiyi drank some water to moisten his throat, and felt very strange, so he asked:

[I heard that the two adults have been friends for decades, so they wouldn't just turn against each other, right?]

The Minister of Rites shook his head frantically: Not really, not really!

The head of the Imperial Medical Bureau nodded frantically: So serious, very serious!

The system did not expect that two old men who were almost a hundred years old in total would be so childish. It smiled foolishly and explained to Ning Zhiyi:

[Speaking of this, it was the Minister of Rites who was dishonest. He hid the fact that he was face-blind from the person who died, and the head of the Imperial Hospital, who had the closest relationship with him, didn't hear any news at all. He felt that there was a rift in the relationship between the two. ]

It turned out that because of this incident, the Minister of Rites was a little confused. His old friend was not such an unreasonable person. There must be some hidden story behind this!

Ning Zhiyi said something for the Minister of Rites, "How could anyone take the initiative to reveal their scars? It's understandable that the Minister of Rites didn't say anything."

The others nodded. That was right. Who doesn't try hard to cover up his or her own flaws? It was normal for the Minister of Rites to not say anything. However, if the head of the Imperial Medical Bureau was angry about this matter and wanted to break off his friendship with the Minister of Rites, that was really a bit unreasonable.

Everyone looked at the head of the Imperial Medical Service with condemning eyes, which made the head's face turn red.

The system said: [That’s not the case. I think it’s reasonable for the head of the Imperial Hospital to be angry. If it were me, I would be angry too.]