I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The system secretly said that it would find an opportunity to issue a task to improve the physical fitness of the Dali soldiers in the future. Now it would be better to comfort Doctor Gong’s broken heart.

[Who doesn't fart? Not to mention Imperial Doctor Gong, even the emperor has to fart!] The system's little mouth was as greased as if it was greased, and Kuku said: [If I were Imperial Doctor Gong, and anyone dared to make fun of me for farting, I would ask him if he could fart, and if he answered yes, I would slap him in the face!]

Ning Zhiyi was almost dying of laughter at the system's brain circuits, but after laughing, he felt that it made a lot of sense, so he picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth, [Haha, only people who have never farted can make fun of people who fart. If you do this, even if a dog comes, he will get slapped twice! ]

[I am a good person. I don't laugh at Doctor Gong.]

System: [Hey, host, you are afraid of getting slapped in the face. ]

Ning Zhiyi looked sincere and raised two fingers, "No, first of all, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist fighting back."

Doctor Gong shuddered. Ning Zhiyi fought back?

Then he will definitely be slapped and sent to see his ancestors!

[Second, I have farted before, and I don't think it's shameful. And in line with the principle that people who fart should not laugh at people who fart, I certainly won't laugh at Doctor Gong. Besides, Doctor Gong is not the kind of person who farts anywhere. He can just find a secluded place and do whatever he wants.]

The redness on Doctor Gong's face faded, and his eyes were filled with emotion. His worries just disappeared. His wise eyes looked back and forth to see if anyone was laughing at him. He wanted to ask that person whether he farted or not.

Prince An looked straight ahead, with a serious and kind expression. Not only did he not show any disgust, but he also looked a bit friendly, as if he definitely did not laugh at him.

"Uncle, you are a prince of a high rank, you must pay attention to your appearance. Look at your expression, it's so ugly, please control it!"

"Shut up and look at his hands!"

The Second Prince looked over obediently, and within a second his expression changed to that of Prince An.

The Minister of Rites looked down and saw Doctor Gong wiping his hands on his robe. The action was similar to sharpening a knife, which made people feel cold down their spines. Naturally, other people saw it too, and they all knew that they should never mess with a person who was about to have a mental breakdown.

He who knows the times is a hero. Several people immediately showed the same expression as Prince An, especially the Minister of Rites, whose performance could even be said to be very flattering.

The Minister of Rites explained it seriously, and almost swore to the sky that he didn't think it was abnormal to fart all the time, and would never be laughed at. He also said that facial blindness was recorded in books as a hidden disease, and he didn't say it because of his inferiority complex.

After so many years of friendship, Doctor Gong would not really break up with his old friend over such a small matter. He just felt uncomfortable. After listening to the explanation of the Minister of Rites, his anger subsided.

The others who heard the inside story did not dare to laugh at Doctor Gong. They silently prayed that people who farted should not laugh at people who farted. They were all very calm.

......

Everyone was weak after eating the poisonous mushrooms, and arrived at the hunting ground two days later than planned. Ning Zhiyi, who had just woken up from the poisoning, was weak and spent most of her time sleeping. The system couldn't force her to eat melons, but it had already collected a lot of melons, but couldn't explode, and was about to burst.

[Host, have you revived with full health? ]

Ning Zhiyi struck a fitness pose, gritted his teeth, flexed his arm muscles, and showed off:

[Resurrected, and resurrected with full health. Look at how my muscles have grown in the past few days! ]

The system saw her thin arms and couldn't compliment her against its will, so it could only change the subject, "Does the host want to eat some melon?"

Thinking that the host hasn't eaten melons in the past few days, he must be extremely bored and can't wait to eat melons.

Unexpectedly, Ning Zhiyi's words hit it so hard.

[No, I finally got out of Beijing, so of course I have to have some fun. Fortunately, I found a furry little pet. ]

The system felt bitter, but it didn't say anything. It just followed Ning Zhiyi's wishes and said, "Okay, host, since I won't be eating melons for the next two days, I'll go into hibernation first."

Hibernation can reduce energy consumption. [I left a small gift package for the host, please remember to check it.]

After that, the system fell silent. Ning Zhiyi nodded. Before coming, the system had already told Ning Zhiyi what would happen in the future. She was not panicked, as she could protect her brother and look for Mao Rongrong at the same time.

First go and see where her dear third brother has gone.

Oh my, look what she saw, it seemed like the third brother was flirting with a woman!

Alarm bells rang in her mind. Could it be Bai Yaoyao? During this period of time, she had been on high alert and had absolutely no contact between Bai Yaoyao and her brothers. Unexpectedly, the two of them had an intersection as soon as they arrived at the hunting ground. Is this the charm of the heroine's halo?

What she didn't know was that the plot had almost collapsed a long time ago. The heroine's halo existed, but it was hard to say who the heroine was at the moment.

"Hey! Let go of that boy!"

Ning Zhiyi shouted loudly, vowing to defend his third brother's innocence to the death, and rushed towards Ning Yuanyi at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

"Zhiyi, come and save me!"

Ning Yuanyi frowned slightly. He was really unlucky today. He just came out to get some fresh air, but he was bitten by a snake!

The strangest thing was that with his speed he could easily avoid the snake's attack, but his consciousness went blank for a moment. When he regained consciousness, he had already been bitten by the snake. From the blue-black wound, it could be seen that the snake was definitely poisonous!

The most amazing thing is that there is no one around. This place is obviously not far from the camp, but there is no one in sight. Too many coincidences and accidents come together, making Ning Yuanyi sense a conspiracy!

His right leg was numb and his head was dizzy. It took him an incense stick of time to move a short distance.

When his consciousness was about to completely disappear, he suddenly heard a soft female voice, and a pair of soft hands held him. He opened his eyes slightly and saw a beautiful woman. The magical thing was that the moment he saw the person clearly, all the defenses in his heart suddenly disappeared, and all his thoughts turned into one thought:

If he could marry this girl, he would have no regrets even if he died.

But the next moment, a familiar voice brought him back to his senses. When he looked up at the girl in front of him, his heart was calm. He politely withdrew his hand and said coldly:

"Thank you for your help, young lady!"

This was the first time Bai Yaoyao had come into such close contact with Ning Yuanyi. She felt that this man lived up to his reputation in the capital, and he looked even more heroic and extraordinary up close. Thinking of how good he had been to her in her last life, Bai Yaoyao reached out her hand again, smiling as she said,

"Don't be so polite to me. You were bitten by a poisonous snake. I have to take you to see a doctor for treatment."

A white and tender hand was one step faster than hers. It pushed Bai Yaoyao away with one hand, and the other hand embraced Ning Yuanyi, "It's better to be polite!"

Ning Zhiyi took out an antidote pill and fed it to Ning Yuanyi. Bai Yaoyao was horrified and reached out to hit him, "What are you doing!"

"How can you feed random pills to someone who is poisoned? What if something goes wrong?"

At this time, Ning Zhiyi's hand was on Ning Yuanyi's lips. She could dodge it, but she was afraid that Ning Yuanyi would be accidentally injured after dodging. Ning Zhiyi did not plan to dodge. Anyway, the lady's strength was not strong, so she just had to take it.