I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The memory was so profound that it popped up in my mind without me even having to think about it.

The youngest son invited his friends to his house to play. They were playing pitch pot in the garden. Somehow they started arguing. The noise became louder and louder, alarming him who was passing by the garden.

Worried that the children might start fighting, he walked over. When he got closer, he heard the children arguing about whose father was more powerful. He felt quite happy to see his youngest son standing up for himself.

Young Master Han's face flushed with excitement, and he shouted, "My father is tall, my father is the most powerful."

Others said: "My daddy is the fattest, my daddy is the most powerful."

Young Master Han: "My father is the most gentle!"

"My daddy's beatings hurt the most!"

Young Master Han: "My father is the best drinker."

"My daddy is also the best drinker!"

The argument became increasingly heated, and the other young masters were defeated one after another, leaving only Young Master Han and another young master arguing endlessly.

Hearing this, Lord Han shook his head in amusement. Every child thought that his father was the most powerful, so this was destined to be a debate with no winner.

He turned around and prepared to leave. After walking a dozen steps, he heard his beloved little son shout:

"My daddy wets the bed!"

There was a moment of silence on the field. The young man opposite opened his mouth wide, unable to speak for a moment.

Young Master Han added proudly: "My father is the best. The whole bed is covered with my father's urine. It doesn't smell at all. It even smells like wine."

Petrified Lord Han: ...

This bastard!

In order to win, he even dared to arrange himself!

The young master opposite him was unwilling and shouted back:

"What's the big deal? My dad also poops on the bed. My dad is the best. The bed is full of my dad's shit. It stinks!"

The other young masters covered their noses and mouths, thinking that the father of these two people was not powerful at all, but rather very scary!

Victory was just ahead. Young Master Han refused to give up easily. He closed his eyes and said, "Humph, what's so great about this? My dad can also eat shit. My dad is the best. He can eat a lot of shit!"

The young master on the opposite side was not willing to be outdone, "My father can do it too, he eats much more than your father!"

Neither of them was willing to give in and glared at each other angrily!

Lord Han, who was the first to break down his defense, felt a surge of rage rising to his head. He turned around and took off his shoes in one go. He was going to beat this little bastard to death today!

The young master standing opposite Young Master Han screamed, "Your father is really good at beating people. He is using his shoes to beat you."

The word "抽" (beat) is used very cleverly. It seems that he was beaten quite often.

"Oh, mother, help me."

Young Master Han screamed and ran away, and fled to Madam Han's yard. The air was quiet for a while.

System: [Not long after, Young Master Han's screams continued to sound, this time it was a mixed doubles match between men and women! ]

[Young Master Han was beaten badly that day, but he felt happy because he won. Haha, what a strong desire to win. But that day was also a sad day for Master Han. He knew that he wet the bed, and Young Master Han was still shouting and asking Master Han to apologize to him. He didn't lie, so why did he get beaten! ]

[As a result, Young Master Han was beaten up again. Haha, this unbelieving child suffered a lot. From then on, whenever he saw Master Han, he would first check to see if his shoes were still on his feet! ]

The arrogant voice of the system overwhelmed Lord Han’s thoughts. He could not think anymore. All he could think about was tears of sadness!

The second prince's voice sounded, "Master Han is great, you have a good son!"

And gave him a thumbs up.

The other adults followed suit and gave Lord Han a thumbs up!

Lord Han glared at a few people fiercely, then put on a look of grief and indignation, and looked pitifully at Emperor Mu Wu above him, indicating to the emperor that his loyal subject had been bullied and asked him to uphold justice.

As a result, when I looked up, I was met with Emperor Mu Wu's face full of interest. Upon closer inspection, I saw that his hand was giving the thumbs-up!

Lord Han almost couldn't maintain the expression on his face, and his whole body was disheveled in the wind!

The others covered their mouths and laughed, they deserved it!

Who told this green tea bitch to complain to His Majesty at every turn? Now he has hit a wall!

His voice was too soft, and the Second Prince's wife could not hear what he said. She could only see that after he finished speaking, Lord Han's face quickly darkened.

Second Prince Consort:...

This idiot, he will die if he doesn’t offend someone every day!

[So filial, Young Master Han is so filial, even more filial than Young Master Anhua who regards a dog as his father. ]

Anwar: ...

In places he didn't know, Ning Zhiyi made him famous.

Emperor Mu Wu knew about this matter, but the others who didn't know the inside story were confused and decided to go to An Mansion to inquire for information after leaving the palace.

The people in the An Mansion who were harassed later: Listen to us say thank you.

【Mixed doubles, who else was mixed triples? 】

System: [He is the young master of the Zhou family. He adopted a dog as his son. When the female dog gave birth, he was worried about the dog's life and cried like his father had died. He was beaten by the Zhou family.]

[Haha, this is amazing. These three plus the young master who said his father pooped in bed, aren't they the latest four young masters of Beijing? No, they are the "Four Filial Sons of Beijing."] Ning Zhiyi's face was hideous with laughter. Fortunately, she found the most secluded corner to sit.

The principle of being high-profile in life and low-profile in watching melons must be implemented in place.

It's true that she wants to be low-key, but her laughter is like a magic sound and she can't be low-key at all.

Seeing her move, it was very hard for others to "pretend". They had to pretend that they were discussing court affairs, control their eyes so as not to glance at her, and eat melons at the same time. They were doing three things at once!

But they think it's worth it to be able to eat the melon.

Lord Han said that he was not happy at all about his father, one of the four "filial fathers" in the capital, but there were still people who were tactless and kept getting close to him.

Why didn’t I realize that the second prince was so naughty before!

After Ning Zhiyi pointed out that he looked smart on the outside but was actually not smart at all and was actually a fool who was easy to talk to, he completely let himself go.

In the past, he at least knew how to behave like a prince, but now he has lost even his dignity!

He looked at Emperor Mu Wu with resentment again: Your Majesty, please take care of your son!

Unfortunately, when the Second Prince was jumping around, Emperor Mu Wu knew that he was going to be embarrassed again, so he adopted the attitude of out of sight, out of mind, and chose to close his eyes and pretend to take a nap. Lord Han's heart was broken into pieces.

Why is he always the one who gets hurt!

That's not right, he just peed his pants, wasn't there another one who pooped on the bed?

Why should I be laughed at and ridiculed while the guy who shits on the bed can get away with it?

He doesn't agree!