I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple lowered his eyes and thought carefully about the prescription given by Xi Tong. Over the years, he had become a doctor through his long experience of illness and had seen countless prescriptions. He had seen many of the drug names in the prescription given by Xi Tong, but there were also some that he had not seen before.

Since even the emperor acknowledges the existence of the small barrel, it means that it is not a hazard, or it is harmless to them. In this case, he must try this prescription!

After making up his mind, he let out a breath and felt a little relieved, but why were the legs in his sight shaking?

System: [Host, stop bragging. He really can’t hold it anymore. His legs are almost twisted into knots.]

Mr. Braided Legs: He was trembling with fear, he dared not move at all, all his willpower was controlling his lower abdomen, if his mind was distracted even a little bit, he would pee on the spot.

"Eunuch Quanzhi, hurry up, Lord Han is not feeling well, take him down!"

Give the all-knowing father-in-law a veiled look: Hurry up! It will be too late if you are late!

The reason why Eunuch Quanzhi could serve in front of the emperor was not only because he had served the emperor since he was a child, but also because he had enough foresight. With a wave of his hand, two young eunuchs immediately stepped forward and took the man away.

Several people hurried to the Gongshi, but were blocked by someone and Ning Zhiyi didn't see which adult was carried away.

[Which adult was carried away? Was he unwell?] After a pause, [Or was he carried away because he was about to pee his pants and had to hold his legs together and couldn't move?]

The system was trying not to laugh. [It's just as you thought. He can really hold it in. He held it in for a very long time. I thought he couldn't hold it in anymore and was going to pee, but I didn't expect that he still managed to hold it in in the end. He really deserves to be an official. His willpower is unwavering!]

[Haha, let me see which adult is missing. The one missing must be the one who is going to pee his pants.] Ning Zhiyi's eyes rolled around, looking at every adult!

[The Second Prince, the Left Junior Secretary of the Honglu Temple are here, the mighty general is here, and these... adults are here too, who else is missing? ]

The officials whose names were called breathed a sigh of relief, while those who were not called took a deep breath, worried that they would be given some strange names. Several of them suddenly raised their voices in the discussion.

[Oh, so Lord Sinong is here too. I didn’t see him just now and thought he was about to pee his pants.]

Si Nong: It was a close call, a close call, his reputation would have been ruined.

After unloading the "goods", Lord Han was refreshed and walked back with a smile on his face. His dignity was still there!

[Oh my god, look who I saw come back, it turned out to be our Lord Han.] Ning Zhiyi looked very proud as if he had been caught by me, [System, tell me quickly, did Lord Han keep his pants?]

The system spit on its own dishonest little host for a second, and said happily:

[It was saved, but unfortunately, just a little bit short, his pants would be gone! ]

His tone was full of regret.

Lord Han feels very proud. Do you want to see him make a fool of himself?

Humph, I won’t show it to you!

【Oh, okay.】

I am unhappy if I don’t have melon to eat.

System: [Host, don’t feel bored. Although Lord Han didn’t wet his pants this time, he did wet his pants last time!]

Mr. Han: !!!

No one told him that Xitong was a guy who exposed other people’s secrets!

Lord Han walked up to the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple and wanted to thank him. Just as he was about to open his mouth, Xitong's words exploded in their minds.

The two looked at each other in bewilderment: ...

Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple: I remember that Lord Han fell down the stairs some time ago and was recuperating at home for a long time. Could he have been injured?

She glanced at his lower body covertly. No matter what she thought in her heart, she still had to save face.

"Master Han, it's okay. You are still young. If you find a few more doctors, you will be able to get well soon."

Mr. Han: %……&&&&&￥%%&……&&&%%…………

He stared at the Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple with a distorted face, and he wanted to bite him to death.

The other adults who were watching the excitement were all watching him get angry. Others did not dare to watch the fun openly and winked at each other in private.

Emperor Mu Wu watched with great interest. No one dared to interfere with him. He watched without any psychological burden. In the past, when the state affairs were discussed, he would be so bored that he would doze off on the dragon throne.

Not only was he not bored today, he felt very excited. Glancing at Ning Zhiyi, Emperor Mu Wu decided to summon this girl more often in the future, as the gossips of these ministers were very interesting.

As an emperor, doesn't it mean that you have to know them better? This is called knowing people and using them well!

Emperor Mu Wu, who was very good at persuading himself, quickly coaxed himself into submission.

It is said that people cannot have both... and..., but he can!

He not only wants his ministers to handle government affairs and share the country's worries, but also wants him to eat their melons when he is bored!

The adults who knew nothing about this were still laughing at Lord Han in their hearts, not knowing that none of them could escape!

Today he is the “big brother”, tomorrow he is the “second brother”.

Ning Zhiyi took deep breaths, inhaled deeply, exhaled deeply, and tried his best to suppress the laughter that was rising in his throat.

[Tong, Tong'er, haha, quickly, quickly tell us what happened, how did he wet his pants, haha, a grown man wet his pants, haha, it's really funny! ]

[Would it be like my fourth brother, who dreamed of finding a toilet when he was sleeping at night? ]

Everyone is like badger in a melon field, with so many melons that they don’t know which one to eat.

Before anyone could laugh at Lord Han, another topic popped up. They thought of the fourth young master of the Ning family, that handsome young man in fine clothes and riding a horse!

It turns out that such a handsome and cheerful young man can also wet the bed!

Lord Han felt more balanced, knowing that it was much better to have someone accompany him than to endure the storm alone.

[That's not the case. The host's brother was a child at that time, and he wet the bed because he dreamed of finding the toilet. But this is not the case with Lord Han. As everyone knows, he is not good at drinking. ]

[The first thing his eldest grandson called out was not "father and mother" or "grandmother", but "grandfather". This "grandfather" made Lord Han so happy that he took out the daughter's red wine that had been buried for more than ten years that night and drank it all night. He was drunk and unconscious, and even did not attend the morning court the next day and asked for leave.]

[When he woke up, he found that his clothes and bedding were all changed. He didn't think about it because he wet the bed. Mrs. Han was afraid of hitting him, so she didn't want to tell him that he would find out because of an accident.]