I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Yes, what kind of good person would carry laxatives with him?

The Grand Commandant looked at the Left Junior Secretary of the Honglu Temple with suspicion, and so did the others.

Very good, now the pressure is put on the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple.

Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple wanted to slap himself to death for what he did just now. Why were his hands so quick!

Now you are bringing disaster upon yourself!

Could it be that this medicine was used by the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple to harm his political enemies?

The gentleman who had argued with the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple during the morning court session felt a chill on his back and hurriedly covered his buttocks with his hands.

Fortunately, I neither ate nor drank the food handed to me by Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple!

If I lose my manners in front of the palace because of the laxative, then my reputation will be truly ruined, so ruined that it will be impossible to put it back together.

Just imagine, every time Emperor Muwu wanted to use him, the first thing he thought of was the man who was pulled in the palace...

His body shuddered violently, and the mere thought of it made him unable to breathe.

He glared fiercely at the Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple who had ulterior motives, and quietly moved away from him.

People who share the same idea are horrified. No way, is it necessary to make such a big deal? It’s just a political difference, and it shouldn’t be so dirty.

The Left Junior Minister of the Honglu Temple, who noticed the strange gazes of the crowd, said:

Good man, just because he was kind enough to give away a packet of laxatives for his own use, he was ruined?

The cost of being ruined is too low!!!

The Si Nong and Taiwei, who had almost been disgraced just now, looked righteous and whispered to comfort him: "We believe you, explain it quickly."

No matter how the two tried to persuade him, the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple remained silent. How could he explain that he had hemorrhoids and his buttocks hurt so much that he had to use laxatives to assist in defecation?

No, he would rather be misunderstood as a bad person with ulterior motives than have his true colors exposed!

Although I am old, I still have to keep this face.

The Taiwei felt that the Left Junior Minister of the Honglu Temple gave him the laxative out of good intentions. Although he was a little scared, he could not be ungrateful, so he said:

"I believe in you, Lord Lu. I stand on your side."

The system laughed out loud, "You have to stand on his side! You are a patient with early hemorrhoids, and he is a patient with severe hemorrhoids. You don't have to stand, you two are on the same side."

[The Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple is definitely the most wronged person this year, even more wronged than Dou E. He carried the laxative for his own use, in order to save his chrysanthemum, and had no intention of harming others.]

Everyone:......

They deserve to die!

Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple staggered two steps, with "little stars" in front of his eyes. He was clearly proven innocent, but why didn't he feel happy at all? Instead, he felt like dying.

Not only did he collapse, the general also had an expression as if the sky had fallen, thinking that he was an early-stage hemorrhoid patient!

I subconsciously covered my butt with my hands. No wonder I had been bleeding more and more frequently when I went to the bathroom recently.

Perhaps because they shared the same suffering, the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple felt very friendly towards the Taiwei. The two looked at each other and showed the same bitter expression.

[You two work hard during the day and fight hemorrhoids at night. Thank you for your hard work.] I heard that the two of them worked hard for government affairs. Ning Zhiyi admired them a little. The reputation of these two officials is still good.

The world outside is so exciting, and the two of them can actually resist the temptation and bury themselves in official duties. This is something Ning Zhiyi dare not even think about. It is because of their hard work that they can have a stable life as a spectator.

[I wish the emperor and all the good officials in the world good health and a long life! ]

Emperor Mu Wu felt warm in his heart. This is a good child. Other adults also think so. It is a good thing that the girl from the Ning family wishes him a long life.

Who doesn't want to live longer?

[Only if they live a long life can they better handle government affairs and ensure that the people of the world live and work in peace and contentment, and then I can eat melons better. ]

Everyone:......

It seemed like something strange was floating by.

Never mind, just selectively ignore it.

System: [The host is right. They need to be healthy and live a long life to be able to serve the court better.]

Your Excellencies:......

Emperor Muwu: selectively hard of hearing.

Anyway, I am the emperor, not a beast of burden!

[The fact that Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple has hemorrhoids is his badge.] The system then revealed: [He has to handle a lot of official business every day. Sometimes he has to sit on a stool all day, and he also reads books and practices calligraphy at night.]

[Sitting for a long time without any activity, he was "suffering" from hemorrhoids over time, but I have a prescription for relieving hemorrhoids here, ..................., if you take the medicine according to this prescription, the hemorrhoids will definitely be relieved. ]

Emperor Mu Wu, who was concentrating on eating melon, was stunned. Why did his conscience hurt a little bit? ? ? ?

He just felt that the Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple had a quick mind and was one of the few people in the court who shared the same ideas as him, so he couldn't help but assign him a few more tasks.

From this perspective, I am one of the culprits for the hemorrhoids suffered by Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple!

What a sin. I'd better try to assign fewer tasks to Zuo Shaoqing of Honglu Temple in the future.

Well, I can only try my best.

Because it's really useful, and he already has hemorrhoids anyway, so it won't make any difference if he has more work to do, right?

Emperor Mu Wu breathed a sigh of relief. After preparing himself mentally, the guilt in his heart was indeed much less.

The sad expressions of the Grand Commandant and the Left Junior Secretary of the Honglu Temple changed, their eyes lit up again, their brains worked rapidly, and they memorized the prescription word for word.

Other adults who have hemorrhoids but have not responded: ???

Fuck fuck fuck

I spoke too fast and didn’t remember it. Can you do it again?

The system will definitely not say it again, and after saying it, it whistled leisurely.

Ning Zhiyi scratched his hair, feeling very distressed. [System, you spoke too fast, I didn't even remember it. If you have such a good prescription, you can give it to the Grand Commandant and the Left Junior Secretary of the Honglu Temple. They are the ministers of the humerus, and they can't become the ministers of the "thigh". It will be so unpleasant if it is said out!]

The two men who are called the right-hand men:...

System: [Host, don’t worry about it. There are many talented imperial physicians in the palace. They might know this prescription.]

[Tong'er, you're right. I'd better not worry about other things and focus on eating melons. By the way, you whistled well just now. I can't whistle either. Can you teach me?]

The system gave a tutorial, and for a moment the sound of whistles resounded in everyone's mind. Some people couldn't help but whistle in their hearts, while others couldn't help but squeeze their legs together.

[Okay, host, stop blowing. Be careful not to make the person who is holding his urine pee in his pants.]

Ning Zhiyi didn't take it seriously and continued to blow vigorously in his heart, "How could that be? I was just blowing in my heart, and I didn't make any sound, so it definitely wouldn't affect the person who is holding his urine."

[But, hey, which minister is holding his urine? Tell me so I can get to know him.]

One of the officials was so exhausted that his forehead was covered in cold sweat. He was almost dying.

He shouldn't have drunk so much water. He couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to go to the bathroom, but the melon smelled so good and he was so absorbed in eating it that he thought he would hold it in for a while before going.

As a result, the urge to pee actually went away as he kept holding it. He was so immersed in eating the watermelon that he forgot about the matter for a while. However, he held it back too hard and the urge to pee came back so strongly that he could only clamp his legs together.

Later, this wicked and smoking system started to whistle again. But this time, he was not whistling at all, he was clearly whistling about his face and future!