I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The ministers who were discussing "heatedly" had no idea that they had been exposed and continued to discuss heatedly, not knowing that their immediate superior was already sharpening his knife.

The mighty general took advantage of Ning Zhiyi's inattention, nudged Si Nong with his elbow, and asked in a low voice:

"There's no one here, so tell me, what did you do to the general's teeth?"

"I don't know, I didn't do anything!" Si Nong said with gritted teeth.

"Tch, I don't believe it."

The mighty general expressed his doubts.

Si Nong was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and he flicked his sleeves and walked away from this brainless warrior.

The Second Prince's wife and the Sixth Prince were far away from the battlefield, chewing corn and eating melons, looking very comfortable. They were nothing like the Second Prince, that idiot, who jumped up and down while eating a melon.

The system kept the secret and didn't say it clearly. Ning Zhiyi used her clever little brain to think and actually came up with a possibility.

[Could it be that Lord Sinong's teeth were about to fall out, so he loosened Lord Taiwei's teeth in order to find a false tooth for himself?]

[Please stop your thinking!] Helplessly, the system immediately stopped him, [Host, your ideas can be unpopular, but please don't be weird, okay? Don't you think about who would be willing to use other people's teeth as dentures? How disgusting.]

[Even if Lord Sinong is a pervert, he wouldn't do this! ]

Si.Bizarre.Nong: Thank you for listening to me.

He is not a pervert!

Ning Zhiyi was not convinced, "That's not necessarily true. I heard that the Grand Marshal and the Minister of Agriculture have a very good relationship. Maybe he doesn't care."

After saying this, he remembered Lord Sinong's crazy swaying just now, and shut up.

System: [Strictly speaking, the Taiwei's tooth was caused by an accident. One month ago, it was a sunny afternoon. After the two of them were scolded by the emperor, they returned home together.]

Everyone: Oh, let’s get scolded together!

The cursing Emperor Mu Wu: ...

He rubbed his face and said, "Just talk about the melon. Why bother talking about him?"

[Lord Sinong's carriage broke down, so Lord Taiwei sent him off that day. When he was about to get off the carriage, Lord Sinong suddenly had a new idea to improve agricultural products. In his excitement, he jumped off the carriage like a monkey and closed the carriage door with his backhand.]

[The Grand Marshal, who was about to get out of the carriage, greeted the carriage door with his face.]

Si Nong: It’s over, this is really his fault.

Ning Zhiyi: [If I remember correctly, there is a gold-plated door handle on the door of the Grand Marshal's carriage. Could it be that he greeted the carriage door with his face and the door handle with his mouth, no, his teeth?]

System: [Bingo, you got it right. Two of the general's front teeth were loose. One was severely loose and has died today. The other one is loose but not seriously. If you take good care of your teeth, there is still hope that you will be with the general until old age.]

The officials who laughed at the general said: I deserve to die for beating myself up in my heart!

Lord Sinong: I really deserve to die!

"Brother, I am sorry for you. I will give you my tooth as compensation right now!"

Several officials raised their voices in discussion and moved to block the two men, fearing that they would be discovered.

The general stopped him and said, "I didn't tell you about this because I was afraid that you would blame yourself. We have been brothers for decades. Do you still need to take this to heart?"

"My brother was concerned about government affairs at that time. I understand everything. From now on, just pretend that this incident never happened!"

Si Nong was so moved that his eyes filled with tears. This was how the two of them were, they were very decisive in handling important matters, and they were also not vague when it came to making fun of each other.

They would not form cliques and cover up for each other just because of their close friendship. They clearly distinguished between public and private affairs. In the court, they each performed their duties, and outside the court, they treated each other as brothers. This was also the reason why Emperor Mu Wu admired them.

Several adults took advantage of the cover to bow and apologize. The general smiled, revealing the black holes of his teeth, "It's not like that, it's not like that, don't take it to heart."

The ministers said in unison: "Master Taiwei, please shut up."

Taiwei: ...

snort!

Despite their psychological preparation, the ministers couldn't help laughing when they saw the black hole.

Amitabha, sin, sin, sin.

Emperor Mu Wu laughed so hard that he had no strength left in his body. His hands holding the teacup were shaking. He spilled the water after just a few sips. He put the teacup down and suddenly remembered something: where did his teeth go?

Was it really swallowed?

The others also thought of this and looked at the general's belly secretly. The general also stared at his belly. What should he do? His mother said that the fallen teeth must be thrown away.

The teeth I lost were upper teeth, so I had to throw them in a low-lying area.

The Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple handed over a packet of medicine and whispered, "Laxatives, if it doesn't work, just poop it out."

"Thank you, thank you." The general was moved and took the medicine bag.

Si Nong reminded him, "Squat for a while longer until you can poop."

The general looked heavy-hearted and nodded vigorously.

[But squatting for too long will cause hemorrhoids. Your anus will be injured and the floor will be covered in blood. The general is already showing signs of hemorrhoids. If he squats like this a few more times, he will definitely get hemorrhoids.] The system whispered to Ning Zhiyi.

[Having hemorrhoids is very uncomfortable, painful and painful. I really hope this disease will disappear. ]

Ning. Da Mingming. Zhiyi discovered another bright spot, [Tong'er, how do you know that hemorrhoids are painful and uncomfortable? You haven't had hemorrhoids before, have you? ]

[Why don't you say anything? Don't worry, I won't laugh at you. We are the best partners for eating melons, just tell me. ]

The system gritted its teeth and said angrily: [Little host, you have learned bad things. You have said that nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Am I a human being? ]

[I am not a human, so I definitely have never had hemorrhoids! ]

The key point is that the system is not a person!

Although Emperor Mu Wu and others had guessed it long ago, they still felt a sense of unreality after receiving the system's confirmation.

Fortunately, this inhuman creature only likes to eat melons, and everything it does is to serve the purpose of eating melons. It has never done anything that is detrimental to Dali or the people.

On the contrary, he has done several good things. This shows that although Xitong is not a human being, he is a good bucket.

[That's right, I was mistaken.] Ning Zhiyi woke up from her dream. After spending so much time with the system, she regarded it as her best friend and relative, and it became more and more humane.

This causes her to often forget that the system is not a person.

Looking at the medicine in his hand, the general was in a dilemma. On one hand, there were the customs he had heard since childhood, and on the other hand, there was his occasional bleeding butt.

Where should he go?

Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple, who had just given the medicine, pursed his lips, his fingers unconsciously pinched the jade pendant on his waist, and nodded in agreement. Yes, hemorrhoids are painful and uncomfortable, which is really torturous.

If he could do it all over again, he would want a butt without hemorrhoids!

[Humph, since you didn't mean it, I'll forgive you.] The system hummed and forgave Ning Zhiyi, and then said: [Won't these careless people feel strange? Who would carry laxatives with them?]