I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 114: No need to wash your face, just wait for the general to wash it with his saliva
"Your teeth!"
Everyone's eyes shifted from Si Nong's mouth to Taiwei's mouth, and their gazes were so hot that it seemed as if they wanted to burn a hole in Taiwei's mouth.
"Your teeth are very unique, Sir. Let me see them." The second prince rushed forward.
"No, no need"......that's it.
Before he could finish his words, he met Emperor Muwu's interested look.
Taiwei: Your Majesty, is this really okay for you?
Emperor Mu Wu: Let’s put aside the relationship between the monarch and his subjects for now, he just wants to eat melons!
Ning Zhiyi finally finished eating the corn and looked at the general with her big eyes without blinking, and the others did the same.
Surrounded by a pack of wolves, the general opened his mouth in bitterness, like a young wife being forced.
It must not be him who bit off the tooth. He had just licked it and there was no hole in his mouth. These people actually doubted him, which really made him angry.
"Haha, what yellow teeth!"
"My God, these teeth are so unique!"
"You are worthy of being the Grand Marshal. You even use corn teeth."
Everyone burst into laughter. Ning Zhiyi couldn't stop laughing and crushed the corn cob with one hand. Emperor Mu Wu, who was at the top of the table, pinched his thigh hard and said, "Hold it in, he had to hold it in!"
An emperor cannot lose his dignity, he must hold on to his emperor's baggage tightly and smile only when no one is around!
The general covered his mouth and looked at everyone with a perverted look. His teeth were fine, so what were these people doing?
"what happened?"
I couldn't help but open my mouth to ask, and there was a yellow spot in the crowd of white. It turned out that one of his teeth had fallen out, and there was a grain of corn stuck upside down between his teeth. It could barely be considered a corn tooth.
In his excitement, he used too much force and an orange-yellow corn kernel flew out and flew straight to Si Nong opposite.
In the blink of an eye, a yellow object fell on Si Nong's nose.
He moved his nose and smelled an unpleasant smell.
Swing like crazy!
Si Nong seemed to have forgotten that he had hands, or maybe he felt they smelled bad and didn't want to use them. His head was shaking wildly as if it had a perpetual motion machine installed!
Others dodged, fearing that they would be thrown at them.
"No, what's going on?"
The general sensed something was wrong but had no idea what was happening, so he continued to output. His "corn teeth" disappeared and a black hole appeared in his mouth.
This time he didn't spray corn, but saliva instead, and it was saliva mixed with blood!
The mighty general's big hand like a palm-leaf fan played an important role. He covered the marshal's mouth and prevented him from continuing to spray.
"Your teeth fell off while chewing corn. Please shut up and stop spitting. Thank you."
Taiwei: You can even say thank you. You are quite polite.
In front of the tall and mighty general, the Grand Marshal was like a chick that had not grown up. He nodded blankly, and only then was he able to escape from the clutches of the devil.
On the other side, the second prince used his hands and feet to finally calm Si Nong down, but Si Nong's spirit was severely damaged and he looked demented.
【Wow, a corn caused a tragedy! 】
[One for two, one corn, two ministers were scrapped, tsk tsk, so pitiful. ]
But they are also very funny.
Emperor Muwu: ...
Next time we won’t give corn to older officials. After all, it’s not easy for them to grow teeth.
Ning Zhiyi was very mean. Even though the Second Prince was almost laughing to the point of fainting, there was no change in her expression. She didn't even cast a curious look at the two adults.
She is like a lotus that grows out of the mud without being stained, and is not contaminated by the dust of the world.
Be high-profile in life and low-profile in watching melons.
Emperor Mu Wu was speechless. If he had not been able to hear the girl's inner thoughts, he would have really been deceived by her serious appearance.
[Everyone, come and see, the general has lost his teeth from chewing corn, and his speech is leaking. Let's see who dares to argue with the general in the future. ]
[People who argue with the Grand Marshal don't need to wash their faces when they go to court. They just need to wait for the Grand Marshal to wash them with his saliva.]
System: [If you want to talk about being bad, you are the one who is being bad. ]
[Haha, just average, only third in the world.] Ning Zhiyi was modest.
Everyone: You are third? I am afraid no one can take the first place!
Si Nong had a look of grief and indignation on his face, and he looked as if he was ready to fight the general to the death, but he did not take any substantial action and just stared at the general.
The two had been friends for decades. He was annoyed and embarrassed, but he did not really hate the general. In addition, his old friend looked like he had suffered a great blow, which made him a little sad.
Let's find a skilled craftsman to fix his tooth.
System: [Host, the Grand Marshal is about to break, but why is his pitiful appearance of being so battered so funny? Haha, it hits my funny bone.]
Everyone: You didn’t let him go either!
[Tong'er, I have a question. The oldest person present is Lord Sinong, so why is it Lord Taiwei who had his teeth knocked out by corn? ]
She was puzzled, thinking that it should be the oldest person who had his teeth knocked out.
Si Nong had the same doubt. He was ten years older than the Taiwei. They were close friends regardless of age difference and shared the same ideals.
It would have been fine if he hadn't mentioned this, but as soon as the Taiwei was mentioned, he became very excited, pointing at Si Nong with a face full of accusations!
Sinong: ???
Afraid that he would say something he shouldn't and arouse Ning Zhiyi's suspicion, the mighty general once again reached out his hand and covered his mouth in one go.
[Taiwei enjoys everything he eats, and his teeth are very healthy. As for why he lost his teeth...] The system kept it a secret and said slowly: [You have to ask Lord Sinong about this.]
The air fell silent.
Emperor Mu Wu coughed lightly and said, "We are discussing matters! Why are you all so quiet?"
The other ministers formed groups of two and began to discuss freely, pretending to be very serious. It looked really like that, with no signs of performance at all.
Emperor Mu Wu nodded with satisfaction. Good, at least he had to pretend to be more realistic. However, why did this scene look familiar?
The next moment, he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. In the past, when he encountered difficult problems, no one offered suggestions, so he let these people discuss it, and this is how they discussed it!
No wonder we could never come up with a solution when discussing it in the past. It turns out we were just pretending to deceive ourselves!
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