I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

The "immediate boss" is unreliable, so Lord Han takes action personally. His eyelids turn up slightly, revealing more white of his eyes, and a smile that is three parts cold and seven parts careless appears on his face.

He lowered his voice and gritted his teeth and said, "What's wrong with wetting your pants when drunk? I believe there are many people who have done this after being drunk, and some have even pooped on the bed. Why don't you laugh at him!"

"Then you don't know who it is."

The mighty general muttered.

The second prince agreed with this. They didn’t know who did this, but they couldn’t laugh at him either.

The others had the same idea and lowered their heads to discuss possible candidates. They mostly guessed that it would be an elderly person, as they believed that incontinence in the elderly was a possible occurrence.

The Left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple was a little embarrassed. It turned out that Lord Han wet his pants because he was drunk and confused. He thought it was because he was injured and couldn't go to the toilet.

Seeing that everyone finally stopped eating his own melon, the general was very happy and laughed with his teeth bared. The left Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple froze in his tracks. Could the general please shut up?

The black hole on the tooth is so eye-catching that he always wants to poke it!

He quickly shifted his gaze and turned his head to meet Lord Sinong's purple face and Lord Han's thoughtful expression.

The Left Vice Minister of the Honglu Temple: ???

What are these two doing?

Something is wrong!

It’s tricky!

Is it possible...

The general said carelessly, "Brother, remember that your grandson is about the same age as Young Master Han, and they seem to be playmates. You have to keep a close eye on him, lest he be infected with stupidity by Young Master Han."

Si Nong's mouth was so stiff that he couldn't speak, and he nodded woodenly.

Family members know their own business, and their grandchildren are not that smart, so it is hard to say who infected whom.

After hearing what the commander said, Lord Han suddenly realized and remembered that it was the grandson of the Sinong family who had argued with his son to the end!

Si Nong's eldest son fell down the stairs at the same time as him. He fell much harder than him and broke his leg. He has not been able to attend court until now.

Isn’t the person lying on the bed Si Nong’s eldest son?

Lord Han was breathing rapidly and couldn't help but gasp for air. Look what secret he has discovered!

I would rather die than have my friend die. Someone must be there to share everyone's attention with him. However, this is just his guess and cannot be 100% confirmed.

[Tong'er, who is the last of the "Four Filial Piety of the Capital"? ]

Fortunately, as he expected, Ning Zhiyi asked, and Lord Han held his breath, the answer was about to be revealed.

Panicked and worried that his son's reputation would be ruined, Lord Sinong was so anxious that he tore off a lot of his beard. Then he thought quickly, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and fell straight backwards.

The general exclaimed and called for the imperial physician!

Lord Han's face was disheveled in the wind. He saw it with both eyes. Old Deng was pretending!

Now he was eighty percent sure that the person lying on the bed was Si Nong's eldest son. In order to save his son's face, Si Nong even resorted to such tricks as pretending to faint. He was really desperate.

The system was interrupted, so he swallowed the words that were about to come out and started to watch the fun.

[Host, bring your silver needles, go give Lord Sinong two injections. The next melon is about Lord Sinong. Giving him two injections is considered as payment for eating his melon.]

Ning Zhiyi nodded. These people's noise affected her mood for enjoying the melon. She took out a silver needle from her arms and walked towards the "fainted" Lord Si Nong.

These are the silver needles prepared in advance. From now on, Ning Zhiyi will be able to experience Rong Mama's pleasure. Whoever faints will be pierced!

Seeing her coming, everyone immediately made way for her, fearing that if they gave way too late, she would remember them and they might be the next to be exposed.

If officials were to vote on the thing they least wanted to do in the year, "Being Exposed by Ning Zhiyi and Xitong" would definitely be the undisputed number one!

Or the kind that will never be pulled down from the top spot!

After a few injections, Si Nong felt that the stuffiness in his chest that had troubled him for years disappeared. His breathing became smoother and he subconsciously opened his eyes.

Take a deep breath and feel relieved!

The next moment, when he met Ning Zhiyi's bright eyes, the joy on Si Nong's face disappeared, and he just stared blankly.

Please forgive him for being so shocked that he didn't react for a while.

Ning Zhiyi saw Si Nong wake up, then quickly put away the needle and left.

[System, Lord Sinong has woken up. Please continue what you just said.]

When Si Nong heard this, he was so shocked that he closed his eyes and felt dizzy again!

other people:? ? ?

Now they could see clearly that it was Lord Sinong who was pretending to be unconscious.

Thinking about what Ning Zhiyi had just asked Xitong, they had some guesses in their minds.

This is the reason why sometimes the more you do, the more mistakes you make.

Lord Sinong pretended to be fainted, and the other lords were plotting something bad. Not only did they not inform Ning Zhiyi that he had fainted, but several tall lords also formed a circle around him, blocking his view.

System: [Oh, the one who fainted, that's...]

The system lengthened its tone and jammed deliberately. Si Nong could no longer pretend and opened his eyes. He saw a group of people looking at him mischievously.

His eyes were full of amusement, and he had obviously discovered his "conspiracy."

Even Emperor Mu Wu, who was sitting on the throne, noticed something unusual. The thing that Si Nong wanted to cover up was finally revealed.

[The man fell down the stairs, broke his leg, hit his head, and fell into a deep coma. He fell on the bed during his coma.]

Ning Zhiyi sighed softly, "This is not his original intention. We should not eat the melons about the injured. Tong'er, please don't mention his name. I'm afraid I will laugh when I see him. It's not good to laugh at the injured."

[What the host said makes sense, so I won't reveal his name.] The system agreed.

But Si Nong's complexion did not improve at all, and he still looked half-dead. The mighty general squatted down and helped him up.

"Don't worry, Lord Sinong. Didn't Xitong say that he would not reveal your son's name? His reputation is preserved. You should be happy."

Si Nong showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "What is there to be happy about? Even you guessed that the man is my son, who else doesn't know!"

These words are not very harmful, but very insulting.

Even the introverted Zuo Shaoqing of the Honglu Temple couldn't help but curl up the corners of his lips. The Second Prince, who didn't know what being introverted was, was already bent over with laughter!

The other officials looked at the mighty general with a mysterious smile on their faces. The mighty general was very annoyed. Although he was a warrior and not very well-versed in literature, he also understood what Si Nong meant.

Humph, these fragile people must be envious of me, envious of me for having a resourceful brother and sister-in-law!

In the past, he always went to the battlefield with General Ning and his wife. The two of them were well-versed in the art of war and were very good commanders. The mighty general knew that he was slow to think and would never refute their opinions.

He has 100% trust in them, and he will hit wherever the two of them point their fingers!

In this way, he accumulated a lot of military merits.

Unfortunately, things are unpredictable. His good brother and sister-in-law are gone, leaving only a few children to struggle to make ends meet.

Not long after the news of their death came, a branch of the Ning family, under the banner of their elders, suppressed Ning Yuanze and wanted to take over the Ning Mansion. There was also a dead old woman who wanted to arrange a marriage for Ning Yuanze.