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Chapter 86: 8 Nonsenses from International Students' Parents
[What the parents of international students are talking about is just nonsense]
[IP studying in the United States, my grandparents asked me to pay more attention to what the Americans are going to do]
[My sister is at MIT, but I don’t know how the story got around to turning into my sister spinning hemp rope in the US [Petrified]]
[I was studying at UCI. When I was going through customs, my dad told me that I was in the ICU, and the customs officer immediately stamped my passport and passed it.]
[My mom asked me, how many days do you have for National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival? Why don't you have any for National Day or Mid-Autumn Festival? What's wrong with Japan? It's such a small place, but so close]
[My cousin is studying illustration in Japan, but my mom told her she's studying flower arrangement. This year, the whole family is waiting for her to return after completing her studies as a "geisha".]
"When I was studying in Canada, someone actually asked me if I spoke Canadian [Smile R] Damn awesome. Then they asked me how I went to school in the snow. I said I rode a Canada Goose during normal times and a Polar Bear in the winter."
"My nephew is at Parsons School of Design in New York, and my cousin always says her son has Parkinson's."
"My aunt is doing a postdoctoral research at the University of Texas, but it was rumored that she was in Dezhou, Shandong. Some people even asked me, "Shandong is so close, why doesn't your daughter go home for the New Year?" [石化R]
Now my aunt went to Nevada to teach, and my grandfather told people that she was in Las Vegas. Then my relatives said that my aunt was counting money for people in the casino [石化R]”
"I'm studying for an MBA in the United States, and my mom told people that I'm in the NBA in the United States [laughing and crying R]"
"The top student in our class works at Texas Instruments, and what he sent back was: working at an electronics factory in Shandong [laughing and crying R]"
"When I was very young, my aunt took the IELTS exam. My grandma said she was taking the teacher qualification exam and was going to teach the dumb abroad. I really believed her [covering face R] and she even made her own logic. I asked my grandma why she had to learn English to teach the dumb. She said that the dumb foreigners couldn't understand Chinese either [covering face R]"
“I was in Spain and my grandma asked me: Have you ever been to a bullfight?
I am in the Netherlands now. My grandma asked: Is there a Henan province abroad?
IP address: Netherlands"
“My grandfather used to tell all the old men and women in the mahjong parlor that I went abroad to study and learned to operate a sewing machine. Later, it became that I went abroad to operate a sewing machine, and later it became that I went in to operate a sewing machine [笑泣R][笑泣R][笑泣R] Actually, I studied fashion design [笑泣R][笑泣R][笑泣R]”
Our ancestors: What is the purpose of studying abroad? Going to another country to study? What’s the point of going to such a cold and bitter place? What can you do after you go there? Can you become an official and bring honor to your family after you come back?
What's good about being outside? There's nothing there, and it's so far away from home. Can your parents rest assured?
What should I do if I am wronged when I leave my hometown and cannot speak the language? I have been away from home for several years. Will I still recognize my family members when I come back? [Worry]
The emperor who loved to expand territory: There are so many countries out there? The Netherlands, Canada, the United States... I have never seen some of these names. It would be unreasonable if we don’t unify them!
Zhu Qizhen, a Ming Dynasty student studying abroad: Studying abroad is actually quite good. There is food, drink, entertainment, and you can also experience exotic cultures.
The only drawback is that this is not very safe. If those treacherous ministers in the Ming Dynasty want to go to war with Mongolia again, I will have to be the first cannon fodder to be sacrificed!
Especially the one called Yu Qian, he looks like a traitor, not at all like Wang Zhen who sacrificed heroically for me!
How dare he not open the city gates for me, causing me to lose face in front of Yesen and my woman, and making me lose face as an emperor. I will kill him when I return! [Angry]
During the Jingtai period of the Ming Dynasty.
When the officials in the court heard about the overseas students, they kept silent. Alas! Their Ming Dynasty overseas students are still studying in Mongolia!
He is an emperor after all, and the empress dowager often misses the retired emperor. Whether or not to bring him back and how to bring him back is still a problem.
Zhu Qiyu: The Empress Dowager and the Emperor's sister-in-law have been urging me to bring my brother back. My brother and I have had a bad relationship since childhood. What should I do with him if I bring him back? Will he be unwilling to let me take over the throne and rebel?
If I am deprived of my imperial power, will my brother let me, my wife and children go, will he let Mr. Yu Qian who defended the city go, will he treat the people well? [Concern]
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