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【Nonsense for the last question of the Mandarin exam】

[The most difficult three minutes in history. I later found out that the papers were graded manually. I made myself laugh.]

【Expression during the exam: Serious

Voice: Clear and melodious pronunciation

Content: messy]

[On the day I was born, my mother gave me a durian]

[Hahahaha, the buddy next to me is faster than me. As I was reading, I heard him say in a clear and precise voice, "My favorite animal is the xiugouer"]

[My favorite characters in Dream of the Red Chamber are Lin Daiyu and Jia Nailiang [Pig Head]]

[Hu La Tian is just a nickname I gave it. Why? Because I think this thing should only exist in heaven. It is a first-class delicacy. So what is it? I guess you have guessed it. It is called Hu La Tang.]

“Beginning: My favorite animal is the chicken. Ending: Chicken is so delicious [Golden Potato R]”

"The person I respect the most is my mother. My mother has a younger sister who is my aunt. My aunt has an older sister who is my mother. My mother likes to cook for me. She can make sweet and sour pork tenderloin, hot and sour potato shreds, pickled fish, green pepper potato shreds, minced meat and eggplant, and Kung Pao chicken [crying R][smile R]"

"I'm talking about my favorite season. I said, my favorite season is autumn. Why? Because there are a lot of fruits in autumn. I love to eat fruits... Not only because there are a lot of fruits in autumn, but also because of what?

Because autumn is the season when everything comes back to life. The sunset in autumn is beautiful, and the setting sun is also beautiful. For me, it is like everything coming back to life... The reason why I like autumn is not only because of these, but also because of what? Because I like to wear a coat. Autumn is after summer, and the weather gradually becomes cooler. At this time, I have to wear a coat. When I put on a coat, a warm current flows through my body. I like the feeling of wearing a coat...

Not only that, why do I like autumn? Because autumn is the time for school to start, I like school to start, I like reading... [covering face R]"

"The last time I took a Mandarin test, I was talking about traditional festivals. I was talking about the Spring Festival. I was going to say I would visit the graves of my deceased relatives, but I got nervous and said I would visit the graves of my friends instead [Namaste R]"

“The main content is not important, as long as the pronunciation is standard [笑泣R]”

"My classmate: My favorite festival is the Spring Festival. During the Spring Festival, everyone can make dumplings. Dad makes one, mom makes one, brother makes one, grandpa makes one, grandma makes one, grandma makes one, grandpa makes one, aunt makes one, auntie makes one, uncle makes one, and I make one. Dumplings can be stuffed with leeks, pork, mutton, beef, carrots, sauerkraut, cantaloupe, and apples. I love them."

"Guess why I'm not smiling, my friend said she has a cherry mouth [crying R][crying R]"

Dear ancestors: What is the Mandarin exam? Is it the official language here?

Isn’t the one about making dumplings a bit too much? It’s obvious that he is just making up the word count. Don’t think we can’t understand it!

And the one who visits the grave of his good friend during the Spring Festival, you are the one who steals the bamboo shoots. It is really his misfortune [crossed out] blessing for his friend to have a funny guy like you!

Tang Dynasty beauties who loved to paint cherry lips: "She has a cherry-like mouth" Uh... it sounds right, but why is it so wrong? Kid, you understand nonsense literature!

Cao Xueqin, who wrote Dream of the Red Chamber: What Jia Nailiang? I don’t know him, I’m not familiar with him, so don’t try to claim he’s related to me!

There is no such person as Jia Nailiang in the book I wrote. People in later generations must have recognized the wrong person and read the wrong name as Jia Baoyu. They are so careless that they can't even read novels or stories!

For those who don’t know Hu La Tang: What is this? It has a very ordinary name, but it is so delicious. It is said that this thing can only exist in heaven? If you don’t believe me, bring it to me and try it! ???

A child cried with greed after hearing a series of dish names under the canopy: Your world and my world seem to be different. Why does your mother cook so many delicious foods for you? I am drooling just by hearing the names, okay?

Our mother doesn't cook so many delicious dishes. She only beats me when I'm having fun outside! [Unfair]

Seeing a disobedient kid running out and covered in mud, what is he going to eat when he is so dirty? Do you want to eat the bamboo shoots fried with meat? ??? He stood up and took out a weapon that was convenient for beating people, ready to teach them a lesson. [Angry]