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[Q: If you suddenly had a hundred people around you who were sworn to be loyal to you, what would you ask them to do?]

Netizens in the comment section began to make a scene——

"Let them live freely and work hard. If their salary is less than 4000 yuan, I will give them 4000 yuan a month. If their salary is more than 5 yuan, I will give them % of their salary."

"I hope they are all men, I will choose the 10 most handsome and strongest ones to keep by my side and warm my bed, and the remaining 90 will go to work, and I will share half of their salary every month [doge]"

“My first reaction was to worry about what to do with their household registration, how to support them with my salary, and how to give them a better life [cover face R][cover face R][cover face R][laugh and cry R][laugh and cry R][laugh and cry R]”

"Let those with high IQs study and start their own businesses, and hand over part of their income. As for those with low IQs, I will use the income handed over by those with high IQs to start a construction engineering company and become a foreman myself, and let them work on the construction sites [doge][doge]"

"They are probably all illiterate and have no sense of subjectivity. We should send them all to literacy schools, contact local government departments, and organize group literacy classes. They will contact the police to confirm their identities and re-register their household registrations. At the same time, we should conduct population tracing to find out if there are any more unregistered people and rescue more potential vulnerable people."

"Of course I'll ask them to bring me the delicious food and drinks first, I can't think of anything else for now [doge]"

"100% of it is business, 10% is government, % is a department to manage government officials, % is in the media, % is in charge of domestic and foreign business flows and stock markets, % is to convey information for me, collect money to expand the treasury, and then take money out of the treasury to give to farmers, schools, hospitals, etc., for charity, and then watch the money go back into my pocket [snickering R]"

"After reading the comments, everyone here is a slave owner and a capitalist [laughing and crying R]"

Our ancestors: People in later generations cannot even daydream because they have a hundred unconditionally obedient warriors!

If we had a hundred loyal slaves, we would definitely make them work hard for us to earn money. We would have become landlords long ago and could lie down and enjoy a leisurely life.

A hundred people, if there were a hundred people, it would be so easy to work on the land! How could I, with my old arms and legs, work hard on the land in the hottest days of summer? The old man who was working on the land sighed.

One hundred people who swear allegiance to me? If they are agile, they will be my bodyguards; if they are literate, they will be sent to various places to serve as officials, as there are so few officials in my Qin Dynasty; if they are strong, they will be sent to the army or used to build the Great Wall and the imperial mausoleum; if they are ordinary-looking, they will be trained as assassins and secret guards...

Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng thought about this problem and came up with many solutions.

There's no way, no matter how small a fly is, it's still meat!

Besides, who in any dynasty would complain about having too many people?

Although the situation in the Qin Dynasty is stable now, it has just pacified the world and is really short of manpower!

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The gender ratio was drastically unbalanced during the Ming and Qing dynasties.

If there were a hundred women who could have children with me, I wouldn't have to live with an old bachelor now, who feels hard to the touch, smells of sweat, and can't sleep at night because of his snoring.

Come on, even if there are a hundred women, who would be interested in a weak and poor scholar like you? You are already in your thirties and you stay in your house all day long. You have taken so many exams and you can't even pass the exam for a student. I have to work hard to support you, otherwise you can just starve to death!

The man kept mocking him while carrying water, and the sweat towel around his neck had already become wet and black with sweat.

You, you barbarian, you know nothing! A man is in his prime at the age of thirty, and I will be successful sooner or later! The scholar blushed at the ridicule, and pointed his newly bought fan at the man's nose and scolded him.