【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[“So the relationship with Zhuge Liang became better and better.” So the relationship with Zhuge Liang became better and better, and became sweeter day by day. ]

[Hahahahaha, I used to translate it for a high school student. The original sentence was Liu Bang offered a reward to Xiang Yu. There was a translation: Liu Bang wants the whole world to know that you (Xiang Yu) are mine! [狗头]]

We were in the science class in high school, and our Chinese teacher loved to tease us the most because we were "strange science students."

Once, I was reviewing a Chinese language test paper. There was a question in classical Chinese that required translating a passage. The last sentence was "(The old man) was eighty years old and died."

Then the Chinese teacher picked up a student's paper and read it out loud: "(The old man) is over 80 years old and has joined the army."]

[“The soldiers on guard shouted, ‘Hangu Pass is lifted.’”

My classmate: "The soldiers guarding the border shouted, and the people at Hangu Pass passed the exam."

My teacher read it to us. Hahahahaha. I laughed for half the class. She said we were very creative [laughing and crying]]

[Tang Wei did not fail his mission: Lord Anling, please promise me

Translation: An Lingjun, please marry me]

"Today we were doing classical Chinese and came across the sentence 'Yan Tingzhi has this son'. Suddenly I remembered someone said before that someone in their class translated this into: Brother Yan, it was because of your father's support that you were born as a son [笑泣R][笑泣R]"

“I remember there was a passage with the word ‘father-in-law’s words’ in it, but I couldn’t translate it, so I just wrote ‘father-in-law’ [laughing and crying R][laughing and crying R]”

"I remember when I was in high school, there was an exam on classical Chinese translation, and one student translated "与刘瑾通" into "和刘瑾通jian", which spread throughout the grade (Liu Jin was a eunuch)"

"During class, when I was reading the story "Uncle took away my mother's will" in the Petition, a classmate stood up and translated it as "Uncle took away my mother, and my mother married my uncle" [laughing and crying R]

"How do you think of me as your wife, Shaoqing? How do you think of me as your wife? [Smile R]"

"Whatever Boya thinks, Zhong Ziqi must get [snickering R] Boya thought: I must get Zhong Ziqi!"

When Liu Bang was tasting wine, he saw the words on the sky curtain. He spit out the good wine before he even finished his drink, splashing the face of the male favorite next to him who was trying to please him.

How could Naigong like Xiang Yu, a reckless man who only knows how to fight and kill? There should be a limit to how people in later generations joke! No matter what, we can't just question our ancestors' aesthetic taste for pretty boys! [Angry]

Xiang Yu: Tsk, you make me seem like I care about a 50-year-old old man like you! [With a look of disdain] You Nantong people, don’t get close to me, stay away from me! I am a straight man, and I have an official partner!

The straight man Xiang Yu probably never dreamed that thousands of years later, he would have a novel in which he and Lu Bu were officially paired on a green river. [Book friends who want to read the book can post the title in the comment section]

Ancient scholars: The brain circuits of later generations are really amazing. What are they thinking? Why are they all unable to express their ideas in words? What they say makes people laugh for no reason.

Young man, when you have nothing to do, you should read more books by sages and listen more to the teachings of your teachers.

It is better to avoid those dubious books in small bookstores! Don't ask us how we know this.

Ancient conscription officials: Although we sometimes impose forced conscription, we are not so cruel as to spare even an eighty-year-old man.

Our reputation among the people is not good to begin with. If we don't even let go of an elderly person in his seventies, we will be criticized to death and scolded for saying nonsense that is worse than that of beasts!

Besides, at such an old age, what can you accomplish on the battlefield with your weak arms and legs?

……

When Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty saw the words "Liu Jin committed adultery" on the sky curtain, he laughed out loud. He felt that it was not enough for him alone, so he pulled the person involved in the comment over to see it.

Liu Jin was angry that Tianmu was making fun of him for no reason and he lost face.

But when he saw his master smiling, all the embarrassing thoughts immediately disappeared.

The prince was amused by the sky again, and his laughter was so beautiful. The prince was in a good mood, and we servants were also happy to see it!

This Tianmu can make the prince laugh time and again, which shows he has some ability!

In Liu Jin's mind, nothing in this world is more important than our prince! What does face matter? As long as the prince can make him laugh, we will gladly accept ten or even a hundred such rumors.