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Chapter 87 Awkward Moments on the Subway
[In the middle of summer, a man was standing next to me wearing this vest, and his armpits were full of sweat and smell, and they rubbed against my bun. When I got home, my mom asked me if I had dog shit on me [smile]]
[It was so crowded that I took a bite of someone else’s pancake for no apparent reason]
[I was eating a lollipop nearby, and a woman in front of me flicked her hair and took my lollipop away. I didn’t dare to say anything [smile] [smile]]
[I saw people carrying durians on the subway. A couple was carrying one each. I stood in the middle. They stabbed me. I wanted to stand on their heads right away.]
[I fell asleep on the handsome guy’s shoulder while riding the bus. When I woke up, I found that the clothes on his shoulders were wet with my drool [crying]]
"When I was in college, I once took a bus. I had just boarded the bus and was still at the door when the bus drove away. I was thrown from the front of the bus to the back and sat in a boy's arms [petrified R][disappointed R][crying R]"
"Once I was playing Tetris on the subway, and my hand shook so much that I put a rare Tetris block that I had been waiting for a long time in the wrong place. The guy next to me couldn't help but make a sound of disgust. I was very angry, so I turned off the game and stopped playing."
"Once I was on a bus and there were a lot of people. There was an old man sitting on the ground in the last row. I was standing in front of him. The bus swayed and I lost my grip and took a few steps back and sat on his head [Smile R][Smile R]"
"I once had my 168-seat bus and was squeezed off the ground during the morning rush hour on Beijing Bus 300."
"Hahaha, I laughed my ass off. My eggs burst in the subway. There was a smell of eggs [laughing and crying R] Another time, I was surrounded by four men and I didn't dare to breathe."
"I met my crush from junior high school when I was riding the bus. The bus braked suddenly and I crashed into his arms. I cursed "Fuck". I am still embarrassed when I think about it [石化R][石化R][石化R]
The point is that I stepped on his foot, and because I was shy and embarrassed, I forgot to apologize. Before that, he squeezed over to say hello to me (we were classmates in elementary and junior high school). I was too nervous and only said "Oh" in response. It was super rude in front of him [crying R][crying R][crying R]"
"The one who took a bite of the pancake for no apparent reason, I don't believe it [snickering R], it must have been planned for a long time, hahahaha"
"Beijing's morning rush hour was so crowded that the subway was shaking and I left a lipstick mark on the down jacket of the boy in front of me. I took a quick look and didn't notice. I was really worried that the guy wouldn't be able to explain himself when he got home."
Our ancestors who didn’t know what a subway was had a puzzled look on their faces: Why do people in later generations have to squeeze into the subway in such large groups? Is it a mandatory regulation by the state?
Or is there some good treasure in that place called subway that attracts everyone to rush to grab it, and if you go too late, it will be gone?
How crowded is that place called subway? They haven't seen it, so it's hard for them to comment.
But I couldn't help but be surprised when I saw the comments in the comment section. That subway was so big that it could squeeze a person taller than Cao Cao off the ground! It was so scary!
The girl who accidentally slept on the handsome guy's shoulder was really ungentlemanly. Not only did she fall asleep outside without paying attention to safety, she also drooled! Didn't she feel embarrassed in front of a foreign man? And in front of a foreign man with good looks.
Ouch! And the one who accidentally sat in the man's arms, be careful of the impact in broad daylight, a woman's innocence is still very important, what a shame to do this all the time! [covers eyes shyly]
Little Liu Chan, who is tired of playing with the wooden chessboard made by Mr. Zhuge Liang: What kind of game is Tetris? The name sounds so strange! Is it fun? Is it more fun than the toys made by my father-in-law?
If I want it and behave better, will my godfather do it for me? [Expectation]
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