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My boss says there are too many fish bones, what should I do?

I had dinner with my boss yesterday.

The boss said the fish was good, but it had too many bones.

My initial thought was that everyone has their own area of ​​expertise.

Cats are happy to eat fish, but dogs complain about the bones.

[The result was stated directly and clearly.]

"A good leader doesn't nitpick; they don't find fault with things." [awkward laugh]

"I couldn't bring myself to say something like that even if I were deliberately picking a fight [observing secretly]."

"It's alright since the boss is so generous. He'll even give you a gift when you come to work tomorrow."

"Next time you want to ask for leave, just say it's because the Discipline Inspection Commission is here."

The leader would panic and ask if it was the municipal or provincial discipline inspection commission.

Just say your friend Chen Jiwei is here. [Look][Look][Look]

"My former boss said the highest score in a single hand of cards was 20 yuan. I said, 'The worst thing about gambling is having a bad backside.' The whole room fell silent. I never expected someone to say something like that."

“My master is a ministerial-level official. I visited him during the Spring Festival. He was very happy and asked me why I had time to come back to see him. I said I came to see if he was still alive. But the old man was unhappy instantly because it was the Spring Festival.”

"Last time, the boss took out a cigarette to smoke, and he asked me what I thought of people who smoke. I said they smelled terrible [desperate stare]"

"During a company team-building event, I was chosen to perform a talent. I didn't have any special skills, so I just searched for jokes on Baidu, didn't read them carefully, and just told them off. Now I only remember the last line: 'I'm telling a joke to a turtle.' My boss was so embarrassed [emo e ...

"Boss, this fishbone is like our current work progress. The shortcomings and problems in our work need to be pointed out by you, just like this fishbone. Only when you remove the fishbone can we further develop our work. [OK]"

"Fish usually refers to a project, so this sentence means the project is very troublesome. Similarly, there's: 'Xiao Zhang, take this fish home and eat it,' which means the project is yours. [See]"

"When the boss serves food, I turn the table; when the boss opens the door, I get into the car."

I don't drink when the boss offers me a toast; I ride in a car while the boss walks.

Before the leader gets drunk, I'll go first; when the leader is ready to win, I'll draw the winning tile myself.

When the boss drinks water, I brake; when the boss takes the microphone, I change the song.

I chat while the leader is speaking, and I gossip about the leader's private affairs.

These silly kids on the sky, how come they're all so naive?

It's probably good that they're truly naive; the real fear is that they're naive but also speak bluntly and harshly.

The words spoken may seem unintentional, but every sentence hits the nail on the head. In this situation, no matter how much flattery others offer, they can't do anything about it!

"What's the big deal? Didn't you see our ancestor?" an old man drinking tea in the teahouse said sarcastically.

My son said that when he first became the county magistrate, he had dinner with a high-ranking official from above. Because they were not familiar with each other, he felt awkward and didn't know what to say.

He vaguely remembered that the high-ranking official's father had been his teacher. So he blurted out, "I know your father very well." The man was eating at the time, and upon hearing this, his face turned black with anger.

Later, during the period immediately following his appointment as county magistrate, life wasn't too good.

Every few days, someone will come to visit and offer their greetings, ostensibly to check on your newly appointed colleague and see if you're still unfamiliar with some tasks. If you make any mistakes, be sure to ask them for advice; don't be afraid of the trouble.

Sigh, who can't see that they're just here to freeload and deliberately cause trouble?

Only a fool like me, so naive and honest, took everything they said offhand seriously.